S36 OWL Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 59 minutes ago, optimisticowl said: Drove past his house earlier today, no car’s in drive, front totally overgrown, no For Sale sign, it’s a burglar’s paradise. Just wondered if the family have joined George in Belgium. Sounds like he needs a gardener........ I hear Megson is looking for a job. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northeastowl Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 50 minutes ago, TheFoxx said: Saw him at the Wolves match among others at Hillsborough this season.. quite surprising he still follows the club with all that went off tbh Doesn’t he have some sort of role for Doyen? (or whatever they call themselves this week). They still have a fair few players on our books so may explain why he is still at a lot of matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Sounds like he needs a gardener........ I hear Megson is looking for a job. He'd clumsily cut half the lawn before Dave Jones had to be called in to sort it out, put things right, and finish the job Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncOwl Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 he did his bit... raised a family. Now he can re-live his youth off the back of his son's salary! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 32 minutes ago, bigrbuk said: So you're saying I should cut my grass a bit more if I don't want to get burgled? Yes, and buy a car that you have no intention of using and just leave it on your drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hillsborough Mole Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 You'd have to be a pretty stupid burglar to rob a house that looks like theyve moved out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamAP22D Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 hour ago, optimisticowl said: And if he’s not away, how would you like your smack in the mouth? There's no way he could move fast enough to catch anyone, anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani_armo Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 He was at Middlewood on Saturday watching both games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 It's the most confusing thread of all time this It seems the message of the thread is that you will get burgled unless you have a for sale sign outside your house or summat Proper confused Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hillsborough Mole Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Just now, @owlstalk said: It's the most confusing thread of all time this It seems the message of the thread is that you will get burgled unless you have a for sale sign outside your house or summat Proper confused We used to have a For Sale sign in our front garden just to deter burglars but it got to be a reyt pain in the arse showing folk round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Just now, Hillsborough Mole said: We used to have a For Sale sign in our front garden just to deter burglars but it got to be a reyt pain in the arse showing folk round And then finding that when they'd left so had your wallet off the kitchen side Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, @owlstalk said: He'd clumsily cut half the lawn before Dave Jones had to be called in to sort it out, put things right, and finish the job Jones wouldn't cut it. He'd be in Wales all week and just come up at the weekend and mardily rebuff questions from the homeowner as to why the turf was dying by stating he hadn't become a bad gardener over night. Edited September 10, 2018 by Lord Snooty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinnssweetshop Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 I would hope a good servant of the club would be lying in wait with a large shotgun ready to give those burglars some air conditioning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimisticowl Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Hillsborough Mole said: You'd have to be a pretty stupid burglar to rob a house that looks like theyve moved out All thieves are stupid, that’s why most of them get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 So basically he's gone out for the day and his lawnmower is out of petrol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, optimisticowl said: All thieves are stupid, that’s why most of them get caught. Sounds like it's dead easy to catch em though Just sit waiting for them outside houses with no for sale signs up Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Hillsborough Mole said: You'd have to be a pretty stupid burglar to rob a house that looks like theyve moved out Not if your after stealing a sink unit and a bath tub it ain't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 There must be some scientific research available that directly correlates international breaks and stupidity on Owlstalk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewsburyowl58 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 hour ago, @owlstalk said: He'd clumsily cut half the lawn before Dave Jones had to be called in to sort it out, put things right, and finish the job You need to be careful you will irk a certain individual from “ the clan” !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewsburyowl58 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, poite said: Not if your after stealing a sink unit and a bath tub it ain't Plumber on the side then ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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