dewsburyowl58 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, poite said: So basically he's gone out for the day and his lawnmower is out of petrol He’s out buying a new one !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewsburyowl58 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, optimisticowl said: All thieves are stupid, that’s why most of them get caught. More like bone idle wasters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, dewsburyowl58 said: He’s out buying a new one !! So it could actually be really convenient if he did get burgled and they stole his old one out of the garage Win win this getting burgled stuff Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 You should see HIS garden. Tis a thing of beauty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewsburyowl58 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cosby Blunkett said: You should see HIS garden. Tis a thing of beauty. Has had lots of time to spare lately though !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimisticowl Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 22 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Sounds like it's dead easy to catch em though Just sit waiting for them outside houses with no for sale signs up I bow to your superior experience, do you wear a mask and a hooped jumper by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, optimisticowl said: I bow to your superior experience, do you wear a mask and a hooped jumper by the way? That would be too obvious to the dibble. And the home owner. He only wears a striped scarf these days. Hiding in plain sight is the way to do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, dewsburyowl58 said: Has had lots of time to spare lately though !! Quite rightly too Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 30 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: So it could actually be really convenient if he did get burgled and they stole his old one out of the garage Win win this getting burgled stuff 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 hours ago, jamsandwich said: probably - theres nothing in sheffield for him now. Hopefully all his corporate deals have dried up. Tough life innit David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 3 hours ago, northeastowl said: Doesn’t he have some sort of role for Doyen? (or whatever they call themselves this week). They still have a fair few players on our books so may explain why he is still at a lot of matches. Oh. Oh I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handworth52 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 well if his grass is so overgrown I doubt it will have been cut since may as my lawn has hardly grown a thing this summer ,maybe he is waiting for georges big multi million pound move next summer to man utd then he can afford a ride on mower as if he does it himself he will be puffing for air with all the weight he has put on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 our Las hasn't trimmed her bush in weeks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshOwl Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Plonk said: Burglars paradise you say? What’s the address? If there actually is one you’re now fooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 hours ago, alanharper said: He's probably just gone out for a drink. Back in 3 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhForAnotherShez Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 hours ago, northeastowl said: Doesn’t he have some sort of role for Doyen? (or whatever they call themselves this week). They still have a fair few players on our books so may explain why he is still at a lot of matches. hope not. Got sick of hearing about them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, poite said: So basically he's gone out for the day and his lawnmower is out of petrol He's probably gone to the pub on it ........... (Lawn Mower) He named his lad after his musical hero you know ? The Lawn mower was also Mr Jones preferred mode of transport to the local too ..... Edited September 10, 2018 by OWLERTON GHOST 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 6 hours ago, @owlstalk said: He'd clumsily cut half the lawn before Dave Jones had to be called in to sort it out, put things right, and finish the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Maybe George took the shed keys to Leuven by mistake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Weird threat. Hirst should be more worried about stalkers than burglars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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