CS5swfc Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 *what a wonderful world* We've got a pitch that is green A new scoreboard too We watched them bloom From our living rooms Now we think to ourselves Who the fuckss Carvalhal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I am sure the chant will be "Carvalhal Out!" if we don't win our first five games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mum Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Why? Donkey of a player who has lost the plot as a manager! You should never be allowed in Hillsborough again spouting such poo ! Deary deary me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Scooby Scooby Scooby doo Who the flippingell are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetherave Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Lets be quite clear about a few things .. 1. NP was a top man during his time here. 2. He managed another club "saved" by MM. To stave off relegation with those Walkers City (spelling is correct) was a magnificent feat in itself. 3. Are we quite happy to group Portsmouth, Walkers City and now us as functional .... as opposed to dysfunctional football clubs. Look quite closey at that bunch. DC paid far too much for us ... and I guess the penny has now dropped. MM made far too much out of us. We will feel the repercussions of that deal for some time ... maybe a long time. I HOPE TO HELL I AM COMPLETELY WRONG!!! ps. If SG did walk ... then I have even more respect for the man ... who with no money managed to finish halfway up the table after the disaster that was always on the cards with DJ (whats a crap decision to get rid of GM) and working for a guy who always just wanted to make quick buck ..... about as sincere as Hughie Green .. and I mean that most sincerely folks , and the clapometer is just for fun. Nighty, night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Lets be quite clear about a few things .. 1. NP was a top man during his time here. 2. He managed another club "saved" by MM. To stave off relegation with those Walkers City (spelling is correct) was a magnificent feat in itself. 3. Are we quite happy to group Portsmouth, Walkers City and now us as functional .... as opposed to dysfunctional football clubs. Look quite closey at that bunch. DC paid far too much for us ... and I guess the penny has now dropped. MM made far too much out of us. We will feel the repercussions of that deal for some time ... maybe a long time. I HOPE TO HELL I AM COMPLETELY WRONG!!! ps. If SG did walk ... then I have even more respect for the man ... who with no money managed to finish halfway up the table after the disaster that was always on the cards with DJ (whats a crap decision to get rid of GM) and working for a guy who always just wanted to make quick buck ..... about as sincere as Hughie Green .. and I mean that most sincerely folks , and the clapometer is just for fun. Nighty, night. To what tune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetherave Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Good one TMFAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyem Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Lets be quite clear about a few things .. 1. NP was a top man during his time here. 2. He managed another club "saved" by MM. To stave off relegation with those Walkers City (spelling is correct) was a magnificent feat in itself. 3. Are we quite happy to group Portsmouth, Walkers City and now us as functional .... as opposed to dysfunctional football clubs. Look quite closey at that bunch. DC paid far too much for us ... and I guess the penny has now dropped. MM made far too much out of us. We will feel the repercussions of that deal for some time ... maybe a long time. I HOPE TO HELL I AM COMPLETELY WRONG!!! ps. If SG did walk ... then I have even more respect for the man ... who with no money managed to finish halfway up the table after the disaster that was always on the cards with DJ (whats a crap decision to get rid of GM) and working for a guy who always just wanted to make quick buck ..... about as sincere as Hughie Green .. and I mean that most sincerely folks , and the clapometer is just for fun. Nighty, night. To what tune? "McArthur Park". Edited July 1, 2015 by tonyem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopparberg Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Carlos is your loss, and your loss is Carlos... It'll take an eternity to break us, Because together we're proper great us To the tune of Your love is my love by Whitney Houston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Lets be quite clear about a few things .. 1. NP was a top man during his time here. 2. He managed another club "saved" by MM. To stave off relegation with those Walkers City (spelling is correct) was a magnificent feat in itself. 3. Are we quite happy to group Portsmouth, Walkers City and now us as functional .... as opposed to dysfunctional football clubs. Look quite closey at that bunch. DC paid far too much for us ... and I guess the penny has now dropped. MM made far too much out of us. We will feel the repercussions of that deal for some time ... maybe a long time. I HOPE TO HELL I AM COMPLETELY WRONG!!! ps. If SG did walk ... then I have even more respect for the man ... who with no money managed to finish halfway up the table after the disaster that was always on the cards with DJ (whats a crap decision to get rid of GM) and working for a guy who always just wanted to make quick buck ..... about as sincere as Hughie Green .. and I mean that most sincerely folks , and the clapometer is just for fun. Nighty, night. Night night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyem Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 VIVA CARVALHAL VIVA CARVALHAL HES GOT A 10 INCH KNOB ITS BEEN IN DEIRDE'S GOB VIVA CARVALHAL Brilliant! I also like.. "CARLOS CARVALHAL'S HAVIN A PARTY BRING YOUR VODKA AND YOUR CHARLIE" from EcclesallOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennz Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 CAR - VAL - HAL's, barmy army CAR - VAL - HAL's, barmy army CAR - VAL - HAL's, barmy army CAR - VAL - HAL's, barmy army CAR - VAL - HAL's, barmy army CAR - VAL - HAL's, barmy army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Me and The Ultras were supping some cans of Hooch and dropping some sweet jams in the studio last night and we came up with this classic . It's to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow. We're going from the chorus that starts around 0:50 in the video. 'Carlos, Carlos Carvalhaaaaal The hottest man north of Havanaaaaa Carlos, Carlos Carvalhaaaaaal Sexy football was always his passion oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh Carloooooos, we fell in love' and repeat. It gives a lot of opportunities for some nice harmonising and also the option of dancing whilst we sing it. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Me and The Ultras were supping some cans of Hooch and dropping some sweet jams in the studio last night and we came up with this classic .It's to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow. We're going from the chorus that starts around 0:50 in the video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJTBfbQoTNk'Carlos, Carlos CarvalhaaaaalThe hottest man north of HavanaaaaaCarlos, Carlos CarvalhaaaaaalSexy football was always his passionoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhCarloooooos, we fell in love'and repeat.It gives a lot of opportunities for some nice harmonising and also the option of dancing whilst we sing it.Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) To the tune of 'when I was a lad...' 'He's from Portugal, he don't give a flip His name's Carlos and he wrote a book' Carval-hal, Carval-hal, Carval-hal' Obviously swear filter has made that not rhyme. Edited July 2, 2015 by Ever the pessimist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesdaywizard Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Everybody get up singing Car-los-car-val-hal... will make you get down now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Me and The Ultras were supping some cans of Hooch and dropping some sweet jams in the studio last night and we came up with this classic . It's to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow. We're going from the chorus that starts around 0:50 in the video. 'Carlos, Carlos Carvalhaaaaal The hottest man north of Havanaaaaa Carlos, Carlos Carvalhaaaaaal Sexy football was always his passion oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh Carloooooos, we fell in love' and repeat. It gives a lot of opportunities for some nice harmonising and also the option of dancing whilst we sing it. Thoughts? Can we sing it in A, rather than B-flat major. I just can't hit those high notes anymore, unless I am being kicked in the round-uns by a nymphomaniac dwarf and her twin sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Why? Donkey of a player who has lost the plot as a manager! Donkey of a player? lost the plot? I'm seriously starting to question your mental state fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Cigarettes and Caravahal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvin Parsnip Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 His name is Carlos His hair is made of moss Just need a tune and a lyrical tweak here and there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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