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You have to be a little careful in what you tax them with, anything remotely that requires between the ear gymnastics is best left to the local betting shop. Anything over "what do you think to Cross and Blackwell?" ------ ---- "Yer Mean them new solicitors thats opened near weatherspoons"? was the reply.

Hmmm, I live in Woodseats there are lots of the great unwashed who require watching. They tend to get a bit OTT when things go well at S2. The last time they were promoted under Colin there were several in the Big Tree actually in the tree itself. There carers were supplying them with bottles of beer on lengths of string, one even had a fishing reel to expedite matters more quickly. I regard myself as a missionary preaching the good word without much success

Anyone who cannot see that Rhodes has lost his pace into the box to get onto crosses are deluded. Still good in the box, but getting there in time is the problem.

Reach has to realise his best position is one where he won't have to tackle, can't think of many except the subs bench.

Not according to all the ITKers on here , make mystic meg look like Dot Cotton.

Know it means nowt but I can remember Brian the Bl, ***on RS saying Waldock was the best young midfielder in Sheffield.

God Bless Johnny.

Was a bit alarmed to see Izzy play with a heavy strapped left knee. Thought he was a playing in fits and starts second half so hope he's fit for the games this week.

Sky are saying that Colin has test positive . Even I can only wish him well , he`s the wrong age .

Shaw played midfield all his games where iv`e seen him . It shows when he has the ball he has a mental 360deg view of whats around him . Hunt was very good tonight . Brennan a bit tentative on his debut

Thall do fer me ar kid --- your depth er knowledge is second only tert girth of mi waist

Well done your lordship, highlighting the need for lucky colours to the huddled masses. Indeed I've searched through my keck drawer and found my lucky blue trimmed ones. Putting them on I realised I've got just two pairs in the same colour but between washdays I've need of luck three times, tonight and Saturday but I've a fishing trip on Friday. Could have done without all the angst and worry I'm facing. The suggestion to the laundry lady as to the possibility of a quick washday tomorrow to cure the problem resulted in a somewhat negative response, I'll be ok as the bump on my head will be go

The best thing Reach could offer the team centrally is to shoot from outside the box, but his brain tells him that he should take just one more touch. Ergo he is living on a good season before last. Nice lad but no cigar.

Think Lady S would be more a Conan the Barbarian fan, is she breast plate and spear fan or is she bare breasted Amazon fan. Asking for a friend

Have you seen the signed Lady S's cast?