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Have some more Neil, the spelling should match the character. Gwapple mi Gwapenuts.

Leave it out half the twitterati think a metaphor is sending messages by flag.

I`ve got one that has "Owlstalk Anglers" on it. Just so he can show no bias or owt.

You started it ---- literally

Sign of the times , first thought that crossed my mind about Scarboro was seagulls pinching chips . Mental note , remember to take air pistol next time i`m on south bay .

This wait is madness- the suspenders suspense are is killing me

Same chap who wrote Peter Pan ? Personally I coudn`t give a Captain Hook.

Just run the garden hose out - stand ready to do it - where do you want me to put the open end?

He`s auditioning for a part in Father Brown. Lots of cakes baked in there.

Watched the League 2 play off final last night , reckon we could do a lot worse that get Randall Williams from Exeter . 23yrs old and quick with good ball control and left footed . Stood out in a losing side as wide man and second striker at various times during the match.

As I sit near the front of the South, it can get pretty hard core when I'm berating the officials with such epithets as "nar then yer dolls head /dolls frock"

Fixed it for you .

Am I a fan - - as a manager yes. As a man who thinks about other peoples feelings? He could get under a snakes belly with a top hat on.

Had a girlfriend once who was a super spreader, took me about 3 weeks to find out its wasn't what I thought 😱

On the same theme . Peter Feeley got supporters out of there seats-- and walk out . God he was awful , Colin West was Harry Kane by comparison.