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I give you Sheffield United -

- The club formed by their biggest rivals' chairman to give them some competition.

- The club that took over ownership of their rivals' ground when when they left to build their own ground - they've never built their own ground.

- The club that last won a major trophy before the Wall Street Crash.

- The club that demolished a fine cricket pavilion to build a smaller replica of Hillsborough's north stand, but with pink cladding on it.

- The club that evicted Yorkshire County Cricket club from their home, thus stunting the growth of cricket in Sheffield for decades to come.

- The club whose only involvement in European football was when taking on village teams from picturesque Tuscany in the Anglo-Italian Cup.

- The club who whored themselves out to a businessperson who's gender was never really confirmed, and an Asian consortium who brought the club good publicity on Horizon.

- The club whose fans create fake ordnance survey maps and alleged library articles in a desperate attempt to prove their rivals are pigs, while their team plays in bacon coloured shirts.

- The club whose fans urinate on visiting supporters and fire distress flares at children.

- The club who tried to get an embarrassing home defeat wiped from the record books by attacking their opponents in an attempt to get the game abandoned.

- The club whose fans take the moral high ground over the financial troubles suffered by their rivals (including closing Co-op bank accounts), while ignoring the fact they owe upwards of £50m to creditors.

- The club whose fans started a hate campaign against their manager - before he'd took charge of a single game.

- The club supported by Sean 'rumbleing' Bean.

- The club that blew a ten point lead in the fight against relegation, only to blame someone else and sue them for all they'd got.

- The club that then planned on suing the local council and the FA for choosing their rivals' ground over theirs for World Cup selection, then forgetting all about it when England failed to get the World Cup anyway.

- The club whose fans wanted Russia to be awarded the World Cup because of the afore-mentioned preferences shown by the FA.

- The club who gate-crashed the 150th anniversary of the oldest club in the world just to get a picture of Pele in their shirt.

- The club who built a statue for a man who did their accounts, just to wee wee off their rivals.

- The club who, three weeks after their star player was jailed for rape, still refused to take any action on the matter, leading their fans to set up a hate campaign aimed at the victim of the crime.

They've had it coming for years - now they've got their just desserts, and I for one am loving it.

£50m+ in debt, key players jailed/released - I hope they rot in the lower leagues for years, no-one deserves it more. I've never known a fanbase as deluded, stupid, classless and vile in my entire life.

This summer is going to be absolutely brilliant.

GET THE **** IN!!!!!

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I give you Sheffield United -

- The club formed by their biggest rivals' chairman to give them some competition.

- The club that took over ownership of their rivals' ground when when they left to build their own ground - they've never built their own ground.

- The club that last won a major trophy before the Wall Street Crash.

- The club that demolished a fine cricket pavilion to build a smaller replica of Hillsborough's north stand, but with pink cladding on it.

- The club that evicted Yorkshire County Cricket club from their home, thus stunting the growth of cricket in Sheffield for decades to come.

- The club whose only involvement in European football was when taking on village teams from picturesque Tuscany in the Anglo-Italian Cup.

- The club who whored themselves out to a businessperson who's gender was never really confirmed, and an Asian consortium who brought the club good publicity on Horizon.

- The club whose fans create fake ordnance survey maps and alleged library articles in a desperate attempt to prove their rivals are pigs, while their team plays in bacon coloured shirts.

- The club whose fans urinate on visiting supporters and fire distress flares at children.

- The club who tried to get an embarrassing home defeat wiped from the record books by attacking their opponents in an attempt to get the game abandoned.

- The club whose fans take the moral high ground over the financial troubles suffered by their rivals (including closing Co-op bank accounts), while ignoring the fact they owe upwards of £50m to creditors.

- The club whose fans started a hate campaign against their manager - before he'd took charge of a single game.

- The club supported by Sean 'rumbleing' Bean.

- The club that blew a ten point lead in the fight against relegation, only to blame someone else and sue them for all they'd got.

- The club that then planned on suing the local council and the FA for choosing their rivals' ground over theirs for World Cup selection, then forgetting all about it when England failed to get the World Cup anyway.

- The club whose fans wanted Russia to be awarded the World Cup because of the afore-mentioned preferences shown by the FA.

- The club who gate-crashed the 150th anniversary of the oldest club in the world just to get a picture of Pele in their shirt.

- The club who built a statue for a man who did their accounts, just to wee wee off their rivals.

- The club who, three weeks after their star player was jailed for rape, still refused to take any action on the matter, leading their fans to set up a hate campaign aimed at the victim of the crime.

They've had it coming for years - now they've got their just desserts, and I for one am loving it.

£50m+ in debt, key players jailed/released - I hope they rot in the lower leagues for years, no-one deserves it more. I've never known a fanbase as deluded, stupid, classless and vile in my entire life.

This summer is going to be absolutely brilliant.

GET THE **** IN!!!!!

So cruel to highlight all that truth as they try to recover from their shortcomings YET again.

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Guest @jakeowl1

points well made!

Hope they have an awful season next year,

Seriously though, who'd have thought that this season would have turned out so brilliant?

Finishing in the automatic places after they were ahead of us,

and then them losing in the play off final AGAIN and this time on penalties!

A truly brilliant end to a fantastic season,

What a brilliant time to be blue and white

Thankyou :milan: and lol and gary megson and of course AGENT WILSON

up the owls!

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Also:

- The club whose fans went into our club shop to taunt the staff when their jobs were at risk.

- The club whose captain nearly killed a fellow professional during a match.

- The club who had a drugs cheat for a goalkeeper.

- The club who probably wouldn't have made the playoffs without the goals of a r@pist.

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Also:

- The club whose fans went into our club shop to taunt the staff when their jobs were at risk.

- The club whose captain nearly killed a fellow professional during a match.

- The club who had a drugs cheat for a goalkeeper.

- The club who probably wouldn't have made the playoffs without the goals of a r@pist.

They reaped what the sowed.

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Guest Mexico Baby

The clubs who's fans told my Dad to shut up u f-ing Cuuunt after he asked them to stop swearing infront of the grand kids on the train home last nite. They'd been to euro Disney and unfortunately there return journey coincided with the in breads coming home.

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