Guest thebuterflycollector Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 my favourite so far has to be 'you can have the win' along with 'it was your cup final, it will be ours when you have finished above for 11 season' lol i flippinglove windin them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chow Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Just constantly ask if Sir Tom Knickerbockerglory was playing at all. Apprently rob jones should have been sent off, there free kick went over the line and they should have had 2 pens at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam77 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Work with a blunt Just left a piece of paper on his desk sayin just one word MASSIVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I got the usual text... You can have the win, we are 2 points in front with two games in hand... My reply... If you win your two games in hand then your points tally will match your debt figures.. No replies since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesvegas Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I just saw a sign tied to a tree saying if you dont beep your a blade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowyOwl13 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I scartched into one of the unitedites desks "Chris O'Grady". To be fair, he reacted with relatively good humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I haven't said a word to any blunt at work, but whenever I've seen one, I just started bouncing, I'm really starting to wee wee a few of them off. Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I haven't said a word to any blunt at work, but whenever I've seen one, I just started bouncing, I'm really starting to wee wee a few of them off. :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny79 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 ''not bothered 2 points clear, 2 games in hand'' (said in the spazziest voice you can imagine, every time I hear it in my head) I just declared they are all bitter inbred window licking piggy cvnts and this city is ours on facebook and waited for the abuse to start, most of em have been very quiet tbh compared to what they were like last week, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest barmyarmy-87 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 My effort was to sit our admin, playing o,gradys goal over and over down the tannoy followed bye the most evil laugh I could find. every grunter in the place MASSIVE swoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Just been singing CHRISSY CHRISSY O'GRADY CHRISSY CHRISSY O'GRADY IS flipping BETTER THAN ADAM LE FONDRE all day... constantly.... Replace Adam Le Fondre with E vans the R***** and you'll really up the windup potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest barmyarmy-87 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 My effort was to sit in our admin, playing o,gradys goal over and over down the tannoy followed bye the most evil laugh I could find. every grunter in the place 1 MASSIVE swoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pops55 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I'm a physio and for the blunt patients this week my skeleton in the corner of my treatment room is wearing my Wednesday scalf and hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcclesallOwl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Replace Adam Le Fondre with E vans the R***** and you'll really up the windup potential. OH MY GOD. THIS SHOULD BE HIS NEW SONG! CHRISSY CHRISSY O'GRADY IS flipping BETTER THAN EV*NS THE R*PIST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millomowl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Living in Australia it's been a bit hard but managed to stir one up by chance on FB......... Mate from London posted pre game 'Friends in both Wednesday & United camps now who to support........fight' I opened with you should know the answer to that, COME ON YOU BLUE & WHITE WIZZARDS! roger THE PIGGY or more people born out of wedlock! WTID! The pig comeback with 'you are taking the wee wee posh boy, blades to win at the rust bucket' So my response was 'Hope you choke on your greasy chip butty, if hillsboros that then whats bumhole lane' I then proceeded to send him links from youtube of boxing day massacre & the semi at wembley.......his reply was tailface! told him he had a very calculated response giddy up son the city is ours & your manager is a wednesdayite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEE Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 "You'll never win anything playing like that" Errrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJH1867OWLS Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Just scrapped out lasses old car and the bloke who came to pick it up had a blunts sticker on his window, so i politlely sed "who's the blade?" he replied "me" so i carried on with "was a good game on sunday" he sed "i did'nt go but im going tonight, are you a blade?" i pondered my responce as he still had the money for the junker in his hand and i thought thuck it and proudly stuck out my chest and sed "nar mate i support a real team, i'm a owl He tutted gave me the money and i walked off singing " singing the blues" and with a MASSIVE smile on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonbones Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Where I work I control our IT, I put a policy into our Domain Controller logon script to change the background picture on certain piggy individual's computers at each and every startup. They keep changing the backdrop, but each reboot it pops back again. And what is the backdrop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I enjoy not mentioning it for a while and letting them stew on it. You can see they don't want to be the ones to bring the subject up, but are getting more and more wound up because you aren't mentioning it. When you do get round to mentioning it they just explode with a whole script of excuses they've been saving up all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shabbyhouse Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Not exactly a wind-up, but I passed a Utd fan on Vere St after the game looking mighty bleak. "That's the worst Wednesday side I've seen in years," he said... I was tempted to answer, but didn't need to. Made me smile even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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