Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Make me a quality cake for my customers Here are your ingredients -: One out -of-date egg Some mouldy flour No sugar By the way.... The water has been cut off Oven doesn't go above gas mark 1 "Can I have some more ingredients?" "No. The last chef spent all the food budget" Customer: Boo! Sack the cook! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Take the cake out..shove yer head in the oven............? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandrewchaz Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Love the metaphor but that picture of the cake is actually my best attempt at baking. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 What about scrumping some apples ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Sh1tty old microwave for a lord. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Justbeanz said: What about scrumping some apples ? Don't want anyone getting injured climbing over the orchard wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Problem is the bakery is also asking for the prices you'd expect for afternoon tea at The Dorchester. Methinks the owners of said bakery need to rethink by either dropping prices or improving their product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Don't want anyone getting injured climbing over the orchard wall. Blackberries ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Make me a quality cake for my customers Here are your ingredients -: One out -of-date egg Some mouldy flour No sugar By the way.... The water has been cut off Oven doesn't go above gas mark 1 "Can I have some more ingredients?" "No. The last chef spent all the food budget" Customer: Boo! Sack the cook! Hold on, I thought the cook was on holiday and stubbs had the key to the kitchen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Make me a quality cake for my customers Here are your ingredients -: One out -of-date egg Some mouldy flour No sugar By the way.... The water has been cut off Oven doesn't go above gas mark 1 "Can I have some more ingredients?" "No. The last chef spent all the food budget" Customer: Boo! Sack the cook! Some fair points but our chef still has a decent amount of ingredients. Hull will struggle defensively this season, the best option would have been to get at them, play FF behind a front 2 rather than Reach out of position and Fox in the team at all. Fletcher had 3 good chances to score and we could easily have come away with 3 points but can't help but think we would have created more with a more attacking side. Reach did little of note until the final few minutes of the first half and Fox just shouldn't be playing at this level. Jos had the opportunity to go more attacking when Fox got injured but instead went for Thorniley out of position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Justbeanz said: Blackberries ? Or even a bit of rhubarb ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Justbeanz said: Blackberries ? I've seen the doctor and he said they'll clear up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: I've seen the doctor and he said they'll clear up. Yeah but they come back every August . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Justbeanz said: Or even a bit of rhubarb ? Fletcher is in charge of the rhubarb finishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quist Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Think the point is well made that we have given a manager an almost impossible task and one which few would rise to. Having said that do you think Jos is through his team selection demonstrating which players are not fit for purpose and is also trying to get some high earners of the books. Westwood and Jones are two high earners I believe are being left out with a view to them moving on and freeing up funds. Its possible Van Aken and Palmer could also be moved on as quickly moved out of first team picture. Did Jos play that defence in first game to demonstrate they are not up to scratch. We have supposedly paid several million for Van Aken and DC may have been sceptical we had bought another player that does not fit division. Fox could also appear surplus after today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 I made one at half-time.... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 I think the pantry has enough ingredients; I think the cook can’t find them and doesn’t have the skill to cook without a recipe. He’s just going to buy some Mr.Kipling bake well tarts and pass them off as his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 54 minutes ago, hirstyboywonder said: Some fair points but our chef still has a decent amount of ingredients. Hull will struggle defensively this season, the best option would have been to get at them, play FF behind a front 2 rather than Reach out of position and Fox in the team at all. Fletcher had 3 good chances to score and we could easily have come away with 3 points but can't help but think we would have created more with a more attacking side. Reach did little of note until the final few minutes of the first half and Fox just shouldn't be playing at this level. Jos had the opportunity to go more attacking when Fox got injured but instead went for Thorniley out of position. 9 minutes ago, Rogers said: I think the pantry has enough ingredients; I think the cook can’t find them and doesn’t have the skill to cook without a recipe. He’s just going to buy some Mr.Kipling bake well tarts and pass them off as his own. It's fair to say that he had a top class musical sparkler candle to put on top of his cake. But the cakes soggy base and fluffy middle mean the candle is window dressing. To be honest I thought Thorniley took his chance today and must have pushed himself into serious contention for a spot. I certainly expect him to go a decent run out on the cup. With several others. As always in football - opportunities Fox didnt take his. Thorniley did. Fletch buries one of his chances were all in a much brighter mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: Make me a quality cake for my customers Here are your ingredients -: One out -of-date egg Some mouldy flour No sugar By the way.... The water has been cut off Oven doesn't go above gas mark 1 "Can I have some more ingredients?" "No. The last chef spent all the food budget" Customer: Boo! Sack the cook! I hear you Snoots. The cook might not have the staff that were available before but at least the ones that are left didn't keep passing the ingredients around at the back of the kitchen. There were several attempts to put the bun in the oven today whereas last year we went months without even trying. I take that as a positive. Some of the under chefs seem to have potential. Another positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Justbeanz said: What about scrumping some apples ? Snoots prefers scrumping the stable girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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