MrsHall Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 You should be able to get a pie from these sheds...no fkn about up and down the stairs with cold pies and beer on trousers. Anyway, I'm on North next season,and looking forward to some quality catering. UTO. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Costello 77 said: OR the club can get it sorted and increase their revenue AND keep the punters happy....I'm glad you don't work for me pal....talk about coming at a problem from the wrong end.. 613 is lomas's operating theatre number at the colonoscopy clinic ....... Why do you have to always be so clever? You impress me sometimes you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One De Bilde Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, Lomas613 said: Why would they pour them before half time they aren’t guaranteed to sell them all which may lead to waste if they pour when people order them nothing wasted. End of day your at a football match for just over and hour n half of you can’t last that long without a pint I think counselling needed for alcoholic haha no seriously just wait till after game or like said if that desperate tough leave 5min before half time. They cant waste much more than they already do due to poor pouring technique etc. Guaranteed to sell more than they do now as service would be far quicker (hopefully) meaning more people inclined to indulge. Edited April 18, 2018 by One De Bilde Error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 13 hours ago, edited said: Why cant we get these, Pretty sure the initial investment will be returned quickly. I went to Wembley the other week and they had these in the Green Man pub, No messing about whatsoever They are amazing I've watched that video clip loads of times now .. There are some clever people out there No Brainer at a football stadium ... Solves the problem of pouring Now the servers arithmetical skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auckland Owl Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) 22 hours ago, Mr Meadows said: I’ve never fathomed why people must have a drink at half time.. you queue up for 10 minutes leaving 5 mins to neck a pint of invariably bad beer I managed 2 and a pie at Sunderland. Edited April 18, 2018 by Auckland Owl 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auckland Owl Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: They are amazing I've watched that video clip loads of times now .. There are some clever people out there No Brainer at a football stadium ... Solves the problem of pouring Now the servers arithmetical skills They would be better if they just pumped the beer directly into you through your feet. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Newsome Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 It takes the pi55, might start taking a flask of Whiskey in next season under my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lincs Owl Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Is this a wind-up post? There isn't a standing area on the Kop. And of course you can't smoke inside the stadium. It stinks and it stunts your growth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lincs Owl said: Is this a wind-up post? There isn't a standing area on the Kop. And of course you can't smoke inside the stadium. It stinks and it stunts your growth. He's talking about the bit between the turnstiles and the Kop itself. Do you parachute directly into your seat?! Edited April 18, 2018 by Mr. Tom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Just now, Mr. Tom said: He's talking about the bit between the turnstiles and the Kop itself. Do you parachute directly into your seat?! This is something the club should consider... we're stuck in the dark ages at S6. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: This is something the club should consider... we're stuck in the dark ages at S6. It'd be like Dunkirk for the SAG flask-checkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Mr. Tom said: It'd be like Dunkirk for the SAG flask-checkers They'll find a way of stopping the club moving forward. They've been parachuting into seats in the Conference for a while... we're stuck with the old way....as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 All seats should be fitted with an intraveinous drip with a choice of beers. Stick a quid in , select your beer and repeat when necessary throughout the match. They should also be fitted with a microwave oven and a selection of gourmet pies. Stick in two quid into the slot, put your pie in the oven on automatic pilot so's it comes out at the perfect temperature and Robert's yer dad's brother. . Then to accommodate those with weak bladders'n'arses, all seats should actually be commodes. Stick a penny in the slot and work away at your leisure. I think we'd have to draw the line at a copy of the latest playboy edition though . Half time booze 'n' pie problem solved. FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndersonOWL Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 They pre pour bovrils now, it was the first time my bovril was not at a atomic heat level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddle333 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 You can’t really blame the young kids working on the bars, my daughter worked there for 3 games earlier this season no training at all she had never pulled a pint before. There are also a lot of 16/17 year olds serving beer, I think the problem is the people who run the catering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anus Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I've found my own solution, the never ending pint; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 13 hours ago, Anus said: I've found my own solution, the never ending pint; Similar thing happened to a visiting Aussie buddy of mine back in the day. He was going to leave the pint and get a fresh one, until I told him only wimps did that. REAL English blokes would not waste a good pint and would neck it back. He did this without a second thought, being pissed he was very easy to convince . He put the empty glass on the table, wiped his mouth mouth with the back of his hand,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, then projectile vomited all over the lads at the next table, If my old buddy Rolo comes on here he can confirm that FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWL1969 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: Similar thing happened to a visiting Aussie buddy of mine back in the day. He was going to leave the pint and get a fresh one, until I told him only wimps did that. REAL English blokes would not waste a good pint and would neck it back. He did this without a second thought, being pissed he was very easy to convince . He put the empty glass on the table, wiped his mouth mouth with the back of his hand,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, then projectile vomited all over the lads at the next table, If my old buddy Rolo comes on here he can confirm that FFS That's aussies for ya. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brommers Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 On 17/04/2018 at 22:43, One De Bilde said: Don't joke about it, the £5 stadium pint isn't too far away! Already in place at Sheffield arena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brommers Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 20 hours ago, cognacbarnowl said: All seats should be fitted with an intraveinous drip with a choice of beers. Stick a quid in , select your beer and repeat when necessary throughout the match. They should also be fitted with a microwave oven and a selection of gourmet pies. Stick in two quid into the slot, put your pie in the oven on automatic pilot so's it comes out at the perfect temperature and Robert's yer dad's brother. . Then to accommodate those with weak bladders'n'arses, all seats should actually be commodes. Stick a penny in the slot and work away at your leisure. I think we'd have to draw the line at a copy of the latest playboy edition though . Half time booze 'n' pie problem solved. FFS When was the last time you bought a pint? Stick a quid in??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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