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  1. I let a little bit of wee out into my pants when Borner flicked that goal in, think I'll leave changing my pants till after the second 45 though.... C'mon Wednesday
  2. Certainly is, but our fans look beautiful next to that near empty stadium. UTO's
  3. I hope we batter them, I couldn't bare to see that cringy mauled by the tigers poo they do!
  4. I may have described the day in a manner that paints them in a slightly poor light. They are fairly standard issue folk, that were just unfortunate to be born in a post apocalyptic wasteland. I'm not sure a football game was the best idea for a first meeting. I'm still undecided if it would be worse if they were blades? But I have more daughters so that may still be to come. The gypsy prince himself seems harmless enough, which in fairness I hold as a decent enough threshold for the girls boyfriends. On the second occasion we met, we all headed for a picnic in the Peak. It was sunny and at one point he whipped his top off. I'm a little old school so raised an eyebrow and enquired if he was on hormone therapy as I had never seen a man with such juicy nipples. This didn't go down to well with the girls, and queue an awkward conversation where they tried to reassure him his nipples were entirely normal and it was just me being a @rse. But the top did go back on, and has remained on for the last 18 months in front of me. Which given we took them to Spain last year suggests it may be me that's the monster. So I'll probably keep banging them out on hold for the time being, but if they beat us at our place, it could well be on the table!
  5. I had the most bizarre day, yesterday. Daughter 1's latest boyfriend, well fiancee, is a Boro fan from a Boro family. We haven't done the parents meet thing, although we have met the gypsy prince a good few times. So seeing as their horses would get tired coming down here, we agreed a trip up there for the match. Both daughter 1 and the war office had instructed that I 'shouldn't be a wee pipe', so off we headed. So as to not get too creepy we booked a hotel, and duly met the potential in-laws in a pub for a spot of lunch. Within the the first 5 minutes the gypsy prince's dad asked about our ground sale, to which I duly noted it had been signed off by the efl and suggested it might be less fuss if Gibson just stopped embarrassing himself. I guess somewhat rightly the gypsy prince's dad asked me to expand on that point (well that's what I think he mumbled). The females of my family were already giving me that look, so I quickly stated it might just be cheaper if Gibson just admitted the parachute payments were gone and he has lost the key to the magic wardrobe to Narnia. I did then shape up a little to ease tensions and tried to expand the conversation, but both the gypsy prince and his dad essentially went on to say how much they, and scrubber Woodgate, did not rate Monk. In fairness, I wasn't best pleased with Tuesday night, or the signs from the girls, so just let it wash over me. So then we have a few beers, head to the match. And we smash them!!! Cleary we are in the wrong end, so I am having to watch the wonder in front of me somewhat more muted than I normally would. I did offer the gypsy prince my card so he could pop down and get the beers before the ht break. I may have also stated I was happy to stay for the second half myself, as they may wish to leave? More frowns. Luckily the second half cantered by without fuss....... and queue the evening meal*, and both the gypsy prince and his dad tried to resurrect the ground sale debate. By this time, buoyed on the win and booze, I just shrugged my shoulders and suggest Gibson could save a few quid by rolling their Christmas and end of season do into one, but this only seemed to amuse me. Eventually, me and the better half retired back to the hotel for a night cap, resigned to the knowledge the gypsy prince would be hate banging our first born**. In fairness, Mrs A loves Wed in equal measure to I, and she did seem to not need to make any snarky comments, so after a brief lecture on my lack of emotional maturity we did manage to admit we would both usually have been made up with a point away up there. We also agreed that should there be a wedding and potential invite to a stag do, I probably shouldn't attend. Tricky stuff being a grown up. * a sit down one, and not a McDonald's, who would have thought? ** apparently, it was just me thinking that.
  6. I thought the price of the ticket was reflected in the crowd numbers, and when I saw the team Monk put out I was instantly a bit deflated. Everton had fielded strong teams in previous rounds and we decided to make a lot of changes. It's no wonder we were done in the first 10 minutes as a new and not our strongest lineup settled in against a premiership team. Given recent results Everton were there for us to have a go at, and we didn't. Fair play to their travelling fans, I'm sure they appreciated an easy day at the office.
  7. Sorry, I've probably come across as a bit of a *** with my first post. I've been up way too long as I only came off nights last night. I was grumpy, bit saw the team sheet and just thought we had given it up before we started. I thought the club over priced the tickets for a cup match and we looked proper championship against a proper away crowd. I just felt really gutted tonight, we lost it in 10 minutes, and we didn't need to.
  8. I love us but I was so cross when I saw our line up tonight. We knew Everton would put a strong squad out, and we made all those changes. I'm just gutted.
  9. I'm sure he said to the number board guy 'give us your address and I'll send your lad my boots' Because he's a proper decent fella. But he was dog wee, and we offered less when he came on.
  10. I blame the international break, I knew it was going to be a very long, long international break when we announced Monk right at the start of it. I'm appreciating what a good striker Beattie was. And now we are having a pleasant conversation with a Leeds' fan who has offered a perfectly reasonable opinion.
  11. I just wanted a thread where I could have got this Star Trek gif out
  12. That's that then, onwards and forwards, role on Shudder's and Fulham!
  13. I think they should have announced the presser at about 3:45 if anyone wanted me to get any work done this afternoon........
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