The only way is S6 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Just read one further up this page about cretins that commentate at S6 during the match. There's one stands behind us but only goes to night matches, must borrow an ST, and the tw@ never shuts up describing what's happening or what the players should be doing. I told my mate against Wolves, if the berk didn't shut it, he was going head first down the stairs. One of his party heard me & it was bliss after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthCoastOwl Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 8 hours ago, GoldGigsChris said: Part timers who shout out players full names to prove they know their names - "come on Barry Bannan" I've noticed this. However, in Bannan's cases, I'm convinced the problem originates with telly commentators who are incapable of saying "Bannan" without prefacing it with "Barry". It's like they enjoy the sound of the alliteration, it can't be because they're confused by the vast number of Bannans on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Kicking the ball out of play when one of the opposition goes down injured. 9/10 times the so called injured player is, in my opinion, wasting time. I accept they have to do in this day of health and safety but I can't imagine Mick Lyons or Mick Pickering been so charitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Wylde II Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Assist Just no!!! It's complete nonsense and a fine example of yet another pointless statistic. I blame the Americans and the children. (Same thing really, both a bit thick and highly excitable). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rodger Wylde II said: Assist Just no!!! It's complete nonsense and a fine example of yet another pointless statistic. I blame the Americans and the children. (Same thing really, both a bit thick and highly excitable). Do all players in the build up get credited with an assist or just the final player who passes the ball to the scorer? Your right it is a bit of stuff and nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woozie Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) When players spit. When players cover one nostril and spray snot out of the other. Dirty cnuts That palace song, you know the one I'm on about. We're on our way. Players waving imaginary cards trying to get others booked. Players getting booked for celebrating with the fans. Edited December 19, 2017 by Woozie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash60s Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 after an obvious foul, the double hands up wide eyed look should be banned - ya guilty face it pal! and penalties should be given for all the pre corner wrestling in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanningtonowl Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 On 18 December 2017 at 15:21, Drewswfc said: Our lass eating all the crackling yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanningtonowl Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Middle lane hoggers. People who drive at 20 mph below the speed limit because they heard it might snow in a week. Free kicks that go from the half way line to Westwood. Players that let the ball roll out for a thrown in when they could stop the ball and then start an attack. Never taking quick free kicks/throw ins and jogging away from the ball oblivious. Never getting a second ball. Hoofing the ball to our 5'8" striker marked by their 6'6" centre half. Again and again and again....... People who come to their seats 5 minutes into the game. People who return to their seat 5 minutes into the second half. People leaving who hang around the vomitorial because we've started attacking. Go home if you're going. Carlos replacing subs like for like. That makes a difference!! Politicians Anna Soubry and Nicky Morgan. David Scameron. Theresa the appeaser. (Not when you were shafting the police) Jeremy Hunt. I could go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Doing the weekly shop as a favour for the wife, proceeding to decline help with packing, and having to rush said packing to avoid evil glares from old gits in the queue. The embarrassment of still packing, after you've paid, kills me. Shop assistant just sits there, and you can see them thinking, 'twaat'. What started as an orderly pack decends into chaos, as tinned soup crushes beef tomatoes, and the kids are made to carry the bread sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 As mentioned, players talking behind their hands is really starting to grind my gears. I've no interest in what Yaya Toure is saying to David Silva in Spanish about last nights episode of Cadfael. The new penalty shootout rules. How the F can you see the need to faff around with that? Teams shaking hands before a game. Rubbish. My 'lucky' turnstile on the South Stand. We've one 1 trophy in over 8 years, so the 'lucky' turnstile is hardly the stuff of Euromillions. People who talk loudly on phones on trains. F off. I've no interest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 The new Sky player pose things: GTFO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Cash point queues that cross the pavement. flipping idiots. Queue along the flipping wall you flaps. flipping idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musn't Grumble Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Reintroduce the two-footed tackle from behind just to see if today's players are just as hard as they were in your grandad's day. Edited December 19, 2017 by Musn't Grumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 57 minutes ago, vulva said: As mentioned, players talking behind their hands is really starting to grind my gears. I've no interest in what Yaya Toure is saying to David Silva in Spanish about last nights episode of Cadfael. The new penalty shootout rules. How the F can you see the need to faff around with that? Teams shaking hands before a game. Rubbish. My 'lucky' turnstile on the South Stand. We've one 1 trophy in over 8 years, so the 'lucky' turnstile is hardly the stuff of Euromillions. People who talk loudly on phones on trains. F off. I've no interest. What trophy did we win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brommers Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 52 minutes ago, SiJ said: The new Sky player pose things: GTFO!! He looks like one of the AI characters from "Humans" in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomtheOwl95 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Keepers being able to change what side they take a goal kick from. Not sure why but it really p*sses me off. Undisclosed transfer fees, creates speculation that we could do without. Constant overhyping of certain matches, transfers and incidents. The constant writing of people off before they've had a fair chance to prove themselves. Maybe not a modern day thing but has got worse with social media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jomaco Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 9 hours ago, SouthCoastOwl said: I've noticed this. However, in Bannan's cases, I'm convinced the problem originates with telly commentators who are incapable of saying "Bannan" without prefacing it with "Barry". It's like they enjoy the sound of the alliteration, it can't be because they're confused by the vast number of Bannans on the pitch. I noticed this when I first started hearing his name on MOTD, his name was mentioned more and more, it was like the new lua lua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennz Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 07:58, MuddyFunkster said: Players wearing gloves. Irritates me even more when they've also got short sleeves on! ^This^........grinds my gears immensely, wtf do they need gloves for, can't be the cold, I've played in snow, on frozen pitches & when the temp is below freezing, NEVER, have my hands felt cold while playing, I can only imagine wearing gloves to be really annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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