Freshfish Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 It's bright but cooooold and very windy up here...could be a 'lottery' of a game...going for a 0-3 win to us... x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris E Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 UTO Poric. UTO Kev. UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel The Tree Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 3 hours ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: Am I the only one who never reads the OP of any of the matchday threads!? It seems to be causing quite a stir. I'm just keen to hear which forgotten funk / soul / dub curio has been resurrected each time. The fact that the answer for today is 'none' is disappointing, but we can fix that. As we're facing what is potentially our most difficult challenge of the season with the odds stacked against us, I thought this one would be appropriate... Am I the only one who read pauli's matchday threads but never listened to the music he posted? Although I do remember "Don't Step On The Grass, Sam" one time. That's a good 'un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 58 minutes ago, Adem Poric said: There's a good chance that if we get bent over five nil today that is all because of me writing about Jimmy Nail. No chance, the only bent thing is Jimmy Nail's face, we'll smash them five nil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 UTO jimmy nails face also UTO other geordie faces except Cheryl Tweedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
442 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Boooooo to Alex porridge down the owls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 As matchday threads go this one is original. Definitely an acquired taste unlike the pies... which never got a mention. How the f.... are we supposed to know what pie to scran. Let's not mention the matchday drink, oh, nobody has mentioned the machday drink. I 've no idea if I'm supposed to neck 16 pints of Newky Brown or 16 pints of Crème de Menthe. Where's the managers comments? No comments from King Carlos, now we will never know if he's having a relationship with Rafa or his wife ( not Rafa's wife obviously because that would be rude), anyway we will never know because 'not Pauli' didn't tell us. We've no idea how many times we've thrashed the barcodes in the last umpteen years or even if they've ever got a jammy goal against us because there's no mention of it in the matchday thread. Overall, not a bad start as a first matchday thread but lacking certain essential info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 13 minutes ago, prowl said: As matchday threads go this one is original. Definitely an acquired taste unlike the pies... which never got a mention. How the f.... are we supposed to know what pie to scran. Let's not mention the matchday drink, oh, nobody has mentioned the machday drink. I 've no idea if I'm supposed to neck 16 pints of Newky Brown or 16 pints of Crème de Menthe. Where's the managers comments? No comments from King Carlos, now we will never know if he's having a relationship with Rafa or his wife ( not Rafa's wife obviously because that would be rude), anyway we will never know because 'not Pauli' didn't tell us. We've no idea how many times we've thrashed the barcodes in the last umpteen years or even if they've ever got a jammy goal against us because there's no mention of it in the matchday thread. Overall, not a bad start as a first matchday thread but lacking certain essential info. Where`s our official match day thread poster Pauli ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 hour ago, theowlsman said: No Tas, not including Wednesday in it. They always lose when I bet on them too. I'll be betting on a 4 wins accumulator. Stopped posting my tips on here though. I usually win when I keep the details to myself. When I post on here, they go down. Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCOWL Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 4/10 WNB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 12 hours ago, Cersei said: He's dead You're joking aren't you????? Hope so, 2016 nearly over and then Wham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Eastleigh Owl said: You're joking aren't you????? Hope so, 2016 nearly over and then Wham. He's probably not dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, Cersei said: He's probably not dead. you just been whooshed mate,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 (edited) Come and sit down, let Cosmo tell you a story about omdt's at Christmas. Many years ago I had an uncle Neil. A handsome chap with a prominent nose, I don't know what happened to him. Anyway, uncle Neil used to say "Cosmo, the thing about matchday threads is they're like an old pair of slippers or a girlfriend that you've been with a for a few years. Yeah she's had a couple of kids now and it's not the same anymore because you've totally ran that *** into the ground. I mean really destroyed it. Like sexually. You dig? I don't think you're following me. Anyway, all of a sudden you keep seeing that Katie (we'll call her Katie, because that's her name) in your local farm shop. You know her husbands in the RAF grooming horses or something and she's lonely. You get talking, there's a spark, and before you know it you've booked a hotel in Manchester before Bolton away last season. Yada yada yada you have a great time, nobody gets hurt and you DONT MISS THE OLD OMDTS ANYMORE. If you do you can always go back, nobody will know. UTO omdt's. Edited December 26, 2016 by Cosmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
442 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Here we go again. Easteigh is on his way to bang Tas out again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, 442 said: Here we go again. Easteigh is on his way to bang Tas out again I must have been pissed that night cos I can't remember any of this Tas business but everytime I post somebody mentions it. Can't be arsed to check my posting history. Edited December 26, 2016 by Eastleigh Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, Eastleigh Owl said: I must have been pissed that night cos I can't remember any of this Tas business but everytime I post somebody mentions it. Can't be arsed to check my posting history. There was a few racial slurs thrown Tas's way I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverstone Owl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 I'd take a draw today Think Newcastle will win comfortably. Hope Santa's giving me a late Christmas prezzie and we stuff them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adem Poric Posted December 26, 2016 Author Share Posted December 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eastleigh Owl said: I must have been pissed that night cos I can't remember any of this Tas business but everytime I post somebody mentions it. Can't be arsed to check my posting history. Black on black crime is not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eastleigh Owl said: I must have been pissed that night cos I can't remember any of this Tas business but everytime I post somebody mentions it. Can't be arsed to check my posting history. It weren't a big deal mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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