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Official Matchday Thread – Newcastle United Vs Sheffield Wednesday

 

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FIRSTLY

 

May he rest in peace

 

 

FOOTBALL

 

Football time is sometime today on the 26th December. Not 3pm though, that would be silly.

 

Niel off Owlstalk is having a lovely day. He likes football and watching Spiderman films in his spare time. He also likes fields and sunshine, it’s his favouriteist thing in the world.

 

 

But his favouriteist thing in the world is Christmas. HO HO HO he will often be heard saying as he rides around the streets of Sheffield (not pictured) on his Raleigh Grifter (not pictured).

 

He thinks Sheffield Wednesday are going to win the cup today. He likes Sheffield Wednesday football team. It’s his favouriteist thing in the world. WIN THE CUP WEDNESDAY he bellows.

 

He DOES NOT like Newcastle. He thinks they are here to ruin Christmas. Boo you Newcastle, don’t ruin Niel’s Christmas. Christmas is his favouriteist thing in the world.

 

Niel predicts that Newcastle will or won’t win today. He says it depends on either Fernando Forestieri or Jimmy Nail.

 

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I don’t know about what YOU all think but they sound like threatening words to me.

 

Bloody Jimmy Nail and his giant Guinea Pigs and strong, manly words. The poopydoo. I hope when he eats his shoes they come back to bite him and then he cries his shoes out of his eyes as wet shoe tears and down his face into his lap where a puddle forms and grows and gets deeper and deeper until he is struggling in his river of tears and that river is racing along, dragging him further and further under with each crashing wave of saltiness and the salty liquid goes into his mouth and around his taste buds and makes him think of people who put too much salt on their chips which is totally irresponsible and makes him angry and then he remembers he’s in the river of tears, flailing this way and that in a desperate effort to get back to dry land but there is no dry land for Jimmy, no dry land at all until all he can think about is getting home to his giant Guinea Pigs but that feels like it’s an impossible scenario for Jimmy as the crushing weight of his tear-flood is threatening to decimate his whole existential existence and then he wonders if he’ll fall off the edge of the world as he doesn’t believe the world is round and that it is actually a flat disc with an ice wall around the sides and that no planes can fly directly between South America and Australia and that we are all being duped by the evil world conglomerate NASA who are in charge of spreading the lies of the round earth non-truth to the masses who lap it up like dogs at a large pond in the woods after they’ve been running all day, chasing frogs and other things because dogs are a bit stupid like that and they think that they will one day catch one and the caught frog will say “well done for catching me dog, ribbitt, let’s play together with our shared boundless enthusiasm” but Jimmy knows in his heart that the frog wouldn’t really want to do that with a dog and this makes him even more sad and he continues to cry and cry and cry and cry until a lady says “I don’t want nobody else, I love you” SHE’S LYING JIMMY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

 

If that actually happens that’ll learn him, right?

 

The good news is I was speaking to James Ambler ASKA @jambler and he said “giant Guinea Pigs are nothing to worry about unless they have gin, they are nasty pieces of work on gin”.

 

LET’S HOPE NO ONE GIVES THEM GIN OR JIMMY NAIL’S GOING TO GET WEDNESDAYS WITH HIS BLOODY, BLOODY ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. MAYBE ROBOTS. NO, NOT ROBOTS TOO. THEY WILL BREAK OUR CHAIRS.

 

 

SCORE PREDICTIONS

 

Newcastle United 1
Donnar Air 35
Ant & Dec 72

 

Sheffield Wednesday 5
Lee 4
Lee 7
Lee 10
Bullen 72

 


WEDNESDAY FANS ROUTINE FOR THE DAY

 

Everyone enjoys some singing so here are a couple of easy Christmas tunes to get going without the Ultras helping you out at home. If you need some help with the pacing of these then please pm @eDDie as he has recorded them in his home studio. He will gladly forward the recording to you via pm.

 

Sing along to this please;


It's George Hirst’s time; there's no need to be afraid

Now it’s his time, put him in and he’ll make the grade

And with his goals aplenty he can spread a smile of joy

Throw your arms in to the sky, it’s George Hirst’s time.


But say a prayer, to pray for the other teams

It’s George Hirst’s time

It's hard, but he’ll be living the dream

He’s the son of a legend

But he’s got no need to fear

The goals will be flowing and defenders’ll be in tears 
And the Hillsborough crowd are singing

Young Hirst’s in the white and blue

Well tonight we thank God he sired you 
He’s George Hirst

Let them know it’s Hirsty’s time

He’s George Hirst

Let them know it's Hirsty’s time again

 

Here’s a Christmas beaut from @southportdc

 

It was Boxing Day babe 
Down at Hillsborough 
The old men chuntering 
'We need to score one' 
  
And then we score a goal 
A rare Adthe Nuhiu 
I watched them celebrate 
And dreamed about two 
  
Got on a lucky one 
Came in 18 to 1 
Kieran Lee scores anytime 
And Wednesday win 3-2 
So happy Christmas 
I love you Wednesday 
I can see a better time 
Where all our dreams come true 
  
We've got Wallace and Lees, 
We've got Westwood in goal, 
Got Forestieri  
(Unless he gets sold) 
We've got Loovens and Bannan 
And Almen Abdi 
We're getting promoted 
To the Premier League 
  
We'll play Chelsea, we'll play City 
And it won't be pretty, 
But we might scrape a draw down at Watford away 
But now whilst we're winning 
All the drunks they are singing 
Cos we are the famous Sheffield Wednesday 
  
THE BOYS OF THE KOP ROW ZZ CHOIR STILL SING "WE'RE ON OUR WAY" 
AND THE BELLS ARE RINGING OUT, FOR BOXING DAY

 


And here’s a complete winner of a football chant from @Kate

 

What about Loovens?

What about Hunt?

What about all the times that you said

Dave Allen is a c*nt?

What about Wembley?

It was our time?

What about all the flaws

Like playing Reach at number 9? 


Did you ever stop to notice

All the crap we've had before?

Did you ever stop to notice

It's changing, down at Hills-bo-rough? 


Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh 
Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh 


What have we done to Melo?

Where has he gone?

What about all the hope

We place on Hirsty's son? 
What about Marco Matias?

When is his time?

What about Carlos's dreams,

That you said was yours and mine? 
Did you ever stop to notice

All the crap we've had before?

Did you ever stop to notice

It's changing, down at Hills-bo-rough? 


Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh 
Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh 


I used to dream

I used to glance beyond the stars

Now I don't know where we are

Although I know we've lifted quite far 


Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh 
Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh 
Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh 
Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh 
Ah, ooh

Ah, ooh 


Hey, what about Wednesday

(WHAT ABOUT BUS?)

What about Tom Lees?

(WHAT ABOUT BUS?)

The pigs are falling down

(WHAT ABOUT BUS?)

I can't even breathe

(WHAT ABOUT BUS?) 
What about apathy?!

(WHAT ABOUT BUS?)

Laugh, despite their pleas

(WHAT ABOUT BUS?)

What about Bramall Lane

(What about it?)

Torn apart by greed

(BUT,WHAT ABOUT BUS?) 
Where did they go wrong

(ha, haa)

Someone tell me why

(WHAT ABOUT BUS?) 
What about Mr Blade

(What about it)

What about their glory days

(WHAT ABOUT BUS?)

What about all their joy

Do we give a damn? 
No 


For more Christmas classics and also many other Sheffield Wednesday songs please visit;
 

 

Back to the match – WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AND TEAM NEWS

 

WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?


What do we want?
GOALS!
When do we want them?
GOALS!


SCROLL DOWN FOR TEAM NEWS!!!!!


GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS
GOALS


Team news
I do not know the team news. A mod (probably @sam779) will add it when it comes out. Until that time then you’ll all have to guess because I can’t get inside Carlos’s lovely, lovely brain and tell you his thoughts that would be highly intrusive and even when I have perfected a brain invading device I wouldn’t use it for that, I’d use it for invading Colonel Sanders’ brain so I could learn his eleven secret herbs and spices and make lovely chicken every day and feed it to the neighbourhood cats because they need nice chicken more often instead of having to live off those fishmeat pouches that they get given on a regular basis.

Wednesday!
CLAPCLAPCLAP
Wednesday!
CLAPCLAPCLAP
Wednesday!
CLAPCLAPCLAP
Wednesday!
CLAPCLAPCLAP

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7 minutes ago, S36 OWL said:

Where`s Pauli ? WTF:

 

 

Gone to pick up his sainthoodie that he was given in another thread. Dunno if 'pope knows he's coming but he's teckin big Dave wi him just in case.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think :picnic:

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