Adem Poric Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Official Matchday Thread – Newcastle United Vs Sheffield Wednesday Todays’ OMDT sponsor is brought to you by @Cosmo. Please visit his website at cosmoskidslikeagoodshake@louisewoodwardfanclub.com FIRSTLY May he rest in peace FOOTBALL Football time is sometime today on the 26th December. Not 3pm though, that would be silly. Niel off Owlstalk is having a lovely day. He likes football and watching Spiderman films in his spare time. He also likes fields and sunshine, it’s his favouriteist thing in the world. But his favouriteist thing in the world is Christmas. HO HO HO he will often be heard saying as he rides around the streets of Sheffield (not pictured) on his Raleigh Grifter (not pictured). He thinks Sheffield Wednesday are going to win the cup today. He likes Sheffield Wednesday football team. It’s his favouriteist thing in the world. WIN THE CUP WEDNESDAY he bellows. He DOES NOT like Newcastle. He thinks they are here to ruin Christmas. Boo you Newcastle, don’t ruin Niel’s Christmas. Christmas is his favouriteist thing in the world. Niel predicts that Newcastle will or won’t win today. He says it depends on either Fernando Forestieri or Jimmy Nail. I don’t know about what YOU all think but they sound like threatening words to me. Bloody Jimmy Nail and his giant Guinea Pigs and strong, manly words. The poopydoo. I hope when he eats his shoes they come back to bite him and then he cries his shoes out of his eyes as wet shoe tears and down his face into his lap where a puddle forms and grows and gets deeper and deeper until he is struggling in his river of tears and that river is racing along, dragging him further and further under with each crashing wave of saltiness and the salty liquid goes into his mouth and around his taste buds and makes him think of people who put too much salt on their chips which is totally irresponsible and makes him angry and then he remembers he’s in the river of tears, flailing this way and that in a desperate effort to get back to dry land but there is no dry land for Jimmy, no dry land at all until all he can think about is getting home to his giant Guinea Pigs but that feels like it’s an impossible scenario for Jimmy as the crushing weight of his tear-flood is threatening to decimate his whole existential existence and then he wonders if he’ll fall off the edge of the world as he doesn’t believe the world is round and that it is actually a flat disc with an ice wall around the sides and that no planes can fly directly between South America and Australia and that we are all being duped by the evil world conglomerate NASA who are in charge of spreading the lies of the round earth non-truth to the masses who lap it up like dogs at a large pond in the woods after they’ve been running all day, chasing frogs and other things because dogs are a bit stupid like that and they think that they will one day catch one and the caught frog will say “well done for catching me dog, ribbitt, let’s play together with our shared boundless enthusiasm” but Jimmy knows in his heart that the frog wouldn’t really want to do that with a dog and this makes him even more sad and he continues to cry and cry and cry and cry until a lady says “I don’t want nobody else, I love you” SHE’S LYING JIMMY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. If that actually happens that’ll learn him, right? The good news is I was speaking to James Ambler ASKA @jambler and he said “giant Guinea Pigs are nothing to worry about unless they have gin, they are nasty pieces of work on gin”. LET’S HOPE NO ONE GIVES THEM GIN OR JIMMY NAIL’S GOING TO GET WEDNESDAYS WITH HIS BLOODY, BLOODY ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. MAYBE ROBOTS. NO, NOT ROBOTS TOO. THEY WILL BREAK OUR CHAIRS. SCORE PREDICTIONS Newcastle United 1 Donnar Air 35 Ant & Dec 72 Sheffield Wednesday 5 Lee 4 Lee 7 Lee 10 Bullen 72 WEDNESDAY FANS ROUTINE FOR THE DAY Everyone enjoys some singing so here are a couple of easy Christmas tunes to get going without the Ultras helping you out at home. If you need some help with the pacing of these then please pm @eDDie as he has recorded them in his home studio. He will gladly forward the recording to you via pm. Sing along to this please; It's George Hirst’s time; there's no need to be afraid Now it’s his time, put him in and he’ll make the grade And with his goals aplenty he can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms in to the sky, it’s George Hirst’s time. But say a prayer, to pray for the other teams It’s George Hirst’s time It's hard, but he’ll be living the dream He’s the son of a legend But he’s got no need to fear The goals will be flowing and defenders’ll be in tears And the Hillsborough crowd are singing Young Hirst’s in the white and blue Well tonight we thank God he sired you He’s George Hirst Let them know it’s Hirsty’s time He’s George Hirst Let them know it's Hirsty’s time again Here’s a Christmas beaut from @southportdc It was Boxing Day babe Down at Hillsborough The old men chuntering 'We need to score one' And then we score a goal A rare Adthe Nuhiu I watched them celebrate And dreamed about two Got on a lucky one Came in 18 to 1 Kieran Lee scores anytime And Wednesday win 3-2 So happy Christmas I love you Wednesday I can see a better time Where all our dreams come true We've got Wallace and Lees, We've got Westwood in goal, Got Forestieri (Unless he gets sold) We've got Loovens and Bannan And Almen Abdi We're getting promoted To the Premier League We'll play Chelsea, we'll play City And it won't be pretty, But we might scrape a draw down at Watford away But now whilst we're winning All the drunks they are singing Cos we are the famous Sheffield Wednesday THE BOYS OF THE KOP ROW ZZ CHOIR STILL SING "WE'RE ON OUR WAY" AND THE BELLS ARE RINGING OUT, FOR BOXING DAY And here’s a complete winner of a football chant from @Kate What about Loovens? What about Hunt? What about all the times that you said Dave Allen is a c*nt? What about Wembley? It was our time? What about all the flaws Like playing Reach at number 9? Did you ever stop to notice All the crap we've had before? Did you ever stop to notice It's changing, down at Hills-bo-rough? Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh What have we done to Melo? Where has he gone? What about all the hope We place on Hirsty's son? What about Marco Matias? When is his time? What about Carlos's dreams, That you said was yours and mine? Did you ever stop to notice All the crap we've had before? Did you ever stop to notice It's changing, down at Hills-bo-rough? Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh I used to dream I used to glance beyond the stars Now I don't know where we are Although I know we've lifted quite far Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh Ahh-ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ooooooooooh Ah, ooh Ah, ooh Hey, what about Wednesday (WHAT ABOUT BUS?) What about Tom Lees? (WHAT ABOUT BUS?) The pigs are falling down (WHAT ABOUT BUS?) I can't even breathe (WHAT ABOUT BUS?) What about apathy?! (WHAT ABOUT BUS?) Laugh, despite their pleas (WHAT ABOUT BUS?) What about Bramall Lane (What about it?) Torn apart by greed (BUT,WHAT ABOUT BUS?) Where did they go wrong (ha, haa) Someone tell me why (WHAT ABOUT BUS?) What about Mr Blade (What about it) What about their glory days (WHAT ABOUT BUS?) What about all their joy Do we give a damn? No For more Christmas classics and also many other Sheffield Wednesday songs please visit; Back to the match – WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AND TEAM NEWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? What do we want? GOALS! When do we want them? GOALS! SCROLL DOWN FOR TEAM NEWS!!!!! GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS GOALS Team news I do not know the team news. A mod (probably @sam779) will add it when it comes out. Until that time then you’ll all have to guess because I can’t get inside Carlos’s lovely, lovely brain and tell you his thoughts that would be highly intrusive and even when I have perfected a brain invading device I wouldn’t use it for that, I’d use it for invading Colonel Sanders’ brain so I could learn his eleven secret herbs and spices and make lovely chicken every day and feed it to the neighbourhood cats because they need nice chicken more often instead of having to live off those fishmeat pouches that they get given on a regular basis. Wednesday! CLAPCLAPCLAP Wednesday! CLAPCLAPCLAP Wednesday! CLAPCLAPCLAP Wednesday! CLAPCLAPCLAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam779 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 TL;DR Pinned anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Yes! Grade A omdt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flo Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Incredible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Owl 2 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 What is this blasphemy ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adem Poric Posted December 26, 2016 Author Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 minute ago, zico.b said: It's spelt Neil - FFS. It's beyond staggering that people can spell it wrong. Term, I think you'll find it's spelt N-A-I-L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevtheowl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 UTO Adem. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Where`s Pauli ? He's dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, kevtheowl said: UTO Adem. UTO Uto kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevtheowl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 UTO Cersei. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russy Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Best odmt in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 (edited) OMDT - trying too hard But it's Xmas so we won't bother Think we'll get stuffed 3-1 mad Edited December 26, 2016 by edmontonowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Feel liberated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Love the songs. Remember I Like Glenn Loovens Loovens I like Glenn LOOVENS! UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cersei Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 I like how every part of it is clearly written by a drunk man. Bahahaaaahahahahahhahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 7 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Where`s Pauli ? Gone to pick up his sainthoodie that he was given in another thread. Dunno if 'pope knows he's coming but he's teckin big Dave wi him just in case. I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Well done porridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroswfc Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 COME ON WEDNESDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 This was like our nan after four large amarettos today telling us the story of where she bought our reduced socks from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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