Adem Poric

Is that Ivan Ooze?

He's got to work his way through his Terry's All Gold, Lindt chocolate Santas and Turkey and stuffing sandwiches.

FFS DAWSON!!!!!!!!!11 Wait...

Defo more nervous now we're playing against 10.

He has one good game in every 5 or 6. No need to start pulling him off when he does his job properly every now and again. He'll be back to standing on the half way line ball watching next week.

He's just sniffing his fingers...

Tomorrow it'll get changed to Wednesday. Is there nothing he won't do to dodge the fans?

Almost word for word what the lad at work told me. Although he told me that we were in for him on Monday, I just didn't believe him.

I think he's about 6 goals ahead of the rest of the division. Only been playing professionally for a couple of years. Late bloomer. Ian Wright didn't get to Arsenal until he was 28.

This is true. We have a bid in for him and he's expected to join in January - unless someone else comes in. Tranmere fan I work with is gutted, said he's the best player they've had in 10-15 years.

At least when big name players are left out it'll be because he's been trying to bang their wives/girlfriends instead of bullshit contract extension stories.

No secret he was due to take over after Carlos' second season before DC persuaded him to stay. Was in the directors box today.

2192 tickets. What a bunch of fucking scrubbers.