Adem Poric

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. We're talking Homer, Ozzie and The Straw.

I mean, that's not true.

Cant wait to get that on my shirt

Well that didn't happen

Have we confirmed a new contract for Jermaine Johnson yet?

This fella has been injured for about seven years. I like him already. https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-wednesday/latest-owls-news/sheffield-wednesday-eye-up-move-for-defender-moses-odubajo-1-9761942

Is this a parody account?

Westwood wont sign there. He's not done anything wrong. You need to take drugs, get smacked about by your wife, or be a dirty online badman to go in goal for United.

£8m for Joao

Everyone needs to chill the fuck out. Bruce has already done all the work and now it's just a case of unveiling our new signings on July 1st. ALL ABOARD

Anyone that doesn't vote for Lee is dead to me.

Oh look, an old geezer who probably has Werthers stuck to his plethora of 2p coins that he wants to use to pay for his beer.

And now we cant even spend our legal tender in Hillsborough. Ah the good old days.

Remember when he won player of the month and then Jos left him on the bench for the next game. Great times.

The only reason it didn't speed up the process was because of all the old fuckers complaining for 2 minutes at a time they couldn't use their pre-counted 5p's to buy 4 pints and a Mars bar. Time to get with the times granddad.