whatevertrevor Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Checked his stats though and he has played 208 games of professional football but has NEVER scored in the English Championship. Worrying. Edited December 16, 2014 by whatevertrevor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Checked his stats though and he has player 208 games of professional football but has NEVER scored in the English Championship. Worrying. Sounds like he will fit right in. Welcome to Hillsborough Mr Vain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 "You're van Veen You probably think this song is about you Don't you?" Yep, this is good. And it works whether he turns out to be another Hirst (sung with a jocular "of course it is" tone) or another Olsen (sung with a mocking "you're not even worth singing about" tone). Sign him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Or like this: "Right son, there are 2 clubs in for you. One plays in the English Championship., mid table side, whose fans don't know difference between Dutchman, and Belgian. Would you like to apologise? Oh, of course it must be difficult with that foot in your mouth. Malek, it happens to me as well mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malek Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Would you like to apologise? Oh, of course it must be difficult with that foot in your mouth. Malek, it happens to me as well mate. Fair play, made an a55 out of myself You can only imagine how confident I was to post that without checking. Was convinced for 10+ years that Loovens is a Belgian :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Checked his stats though and he has played 208 games of professional football but has NEVER scored in the English Championship. Worrying. Yep, I can see why this would be a worry. He's not on his own mind, neither has Messi or Ronaldo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatevertrevor Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Checked his stats though and he has played 208 games of professional football but has NEVER scored in the English Championship. Worrying. Yep, I can see why this would be a worry. He's not on his own mind, neither has Messi or Ronaldo. Exactly. Wouldn't risk them either. Not proven at this level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Weirdly I was researching him last week after I saw he scored a hattrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Weirdly I was researching him last week after I saw he scored a hattrick. Yeah, that is weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drobe Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Anyone checked his stats on FM yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stowyowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Me neither. I can only assume malek's under the impression that either Loovens or this van Veen are Dutch. By the way, lads, 'Veen' is pronounced more like English 'vain'. Sorry to spoil the songs! We'll change his name to fit the song if we need to, it happened with Madine: "The chant was from Carlisle when I was younger, but to tell you the truth my name used to be Gary Madine [like wine] - but since goal machine rhymes with Madine they just call me that," he revealed. [http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/15310862] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrie Madden Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Got some reight pace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 sounds like a blooming sewing machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrie Madden Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 sounds like a blooming sewing machine Rotary Engine i remember it from Top Trumps in the 70s always won cos it cost a bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest conisbrough Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 The video of his first goal,could I ask if he comes with his own accordion band, if so will probably go down well wth South Stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenhgate Owl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) Rather take a risk at a young non league player than get poo poo in from pisss poor teams abroad ie.nuhiu Edited December 16, 2014 by Greenhgate Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurujuan Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Rather take a risk at a young non league player than get poo poo in from pisss poor teams abroad ie.nuhiu Thing is, the equivalent non league talent would probably cost the best part of £2 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swfc4_sufc0 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Weirdly I was researching him last week after I saw he scored a hattrick. So do you research Messi every week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUowl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I can't even use columbo in this thread because Mirodo has put his source straight in!!! Somebody just make up a vague rumour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast of Boulogne Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 F.C. Oss? ......feckin' cart Oss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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