graz gp Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Dont go tell him you have gout in both feet and cant walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCOWL Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 When I was in Australia my brother in law admitted that the last time they were in Sheffield he took my nephew to a pigs game, a playoff semi. I went mental. There are no pigs on my fathers side of the family. None. I don't even want to think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***HIRSTY*** Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 There is no situation on the planet that would bring me to go and watch them. Are you telling us there is not a single family member other than yourself who can take him? They don't even have to be a football fan, in fact that would probably be advantageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gordo_Owl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Would be horrible to sit there with them lot celebrating around you!! Hope to see you on TV jump up and celebrate a 93rd minute 'Udders' winner tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867Heaven Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 In all honesty I'd probably go on udders end but that ain't a problem you've got. Can't understand how this situation had come about, his folks are either paper blades as their not going or he simply has no other football fans in the family so I'd go with the guy who said spend the money on a s6 season ticket, shouldn't be that hard to convince him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinOwlMan Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Drive the wrong way (say, to Loch Lomond?) and tell him your SatNav is on the blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodseats Owl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Listen the lad needs a good clip round the ear hole..tell him Wednesday good...United bad..simple. UTO's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest @DSapeyOwl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Fake your death? make someone else go? arrange something else? get arrested? get a mate to break your leg with a baseball bat? go to the rugby? Whatever you do just make sure you avoid going at all costs!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I'd love to be there if they lose but, as that can't be guaranteed, nothing would get me there. Free first class travel, night in a hotel, Royal Box tickets with full hospitality, absolutely not! And to sit with their idiotic fans! No, no, a thousand times No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK6Owl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 The best experience of my life was seeing the Boxing Day massacre..................the worst was seeing it from the Lep with 4 thousand blades DONT DO IT you KNOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horny owl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Take him with you to the Rawson instead then when the pigs lose and he sees thousands of Wednesday fans celebrating in the streets he'll see the light and become one of the MASSIVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowershiregreenowl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I work on a challenging behavior unit and i was asked to take a patient to a united game at the sty,i point blank refused to go. When i was asked why i said it was against my religion and there is no way i was stepping inside that hole. I could have got the flipping sack but i stuck to my guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musingowl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Not condoning violence against children, BUT, United always seem to attract those 'orrible little kids who need a good slap. I know he's your nephew, don't get me wrong, I've got a little second cousin who's a blade. There's no shame in admitting you often think about just giving him a little clip whilst his mum and dad aren't watching. Basically what I'm saying is, you don't have to carry any guilt when you come to your senses and don't take him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Wear fancy dress as a disguise and go as a Chedless Chicken ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wadsgod Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Don't forget to take your shoes off in the car park (-: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanTheMan Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Take him with you to the Rawson instead then when the pigs lose and he sees thousands of Wednesday fans celebrating in the streets he'll see the light and become one of the MASSIVE. This ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls66 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I'd sooner shave my scrotum off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luthervanmac Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 your gonna smell of bacon and poo for a fortnight! don't do it pal, you'll be taking him to a gary glitter concert next, come to think of it thats a better alternative! Just remember it's pigs that are playing not the MASSIVE, tell him its a no no, failing that get him to phone esther ranzen for child abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrgund Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I'd rather squat down on a glass jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Start booing and moaning loudly. You'll fit right in. Is that was you do when you are waiting for our score on soccer saturday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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