Woodseats Owl

Spot on pal, play him at centre half instead of Tom Lees . UTO's

Ffs I hope Abdi was wrapped up warm, poor bloke is likely to catch a cold. UTO'S

There is a load of Gentleman's hair product which has been left in Sam Hutchinson's locker. He hasn't been back to collect it so Joey P can have it. UTO's

It was much better when we had the Glory Holes in North Stand bogs, those were the days. UTO'S

The Colin West Kop Roof. UTO'S

Now we're talking imagine coming out to " Soul Bossa Nova " by Quincy Jones. UTO'S

Myself and Woodseats Owl junior will be going, although why I still call him junior when he's 21 this year I've no idea. UTO'S

Do the carpets match the curtains?

News just in..he twisted his sock getting dressed this morning, likely to be out for 3 months. UTO's

Good business if this happens, reducing the wage bill. From the players point of view a no brainer another Winter season in the UK or the chance of playing in Greece.

No mention of Hendersons Relish so it's a no from me. UTO'S

Are you going to let Sammy know about this ?

What ever happened to that dodgy photographer bloke we used to have on match days, IIRC he wore a tight fitting blue bib, used to wander aimlessly around the stadium taking random photos. Perhaps he'd be quite good for this. UTO'S

Any photos of Sammy bare chested and dripping in sweat ........asking for a friend. Cheers UTO'S

Was Sammy Hutchinson there ? Just wondering as Ive not seen any clips of him two footing some kids in the kick about with the players. UTO'S