Weshallovercome Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Right, due to strange family commitments, I find myself taking my Blunt nephew to the playoff final. I think my Tetanus injections are up to date but do I need any other inoculations before I go (swine flu? diphtheria? etc) or will my Wednesday pants be enough to protect me? Obviously, if your brother or sister think it's perfectly okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killaowl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Right, due to strange family commitments, I find myself taking my Blunt nephew to the playoff final. I think my Tetanus injections are up to date but do I need any other inoculations before I go (swine flu? diphtheria? etc) or will my Wednesday pants be enough to protect me? Stupid Boy, its your nephew not your son, grow some balls and tell them to get get fooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Right, due to strange family commitments, I find myself taking my Blunt nephew to the playoff final. I think my Tetanus injections are up to date but do I need any other inoculations before I go (swine flu? diphtheria? etc) or will my Wednesday pants be enough to protect me? UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN. Seriously your nephew needs to saved from the dark side, slap the poo out of him. Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) you want one of them old fashion'd diving suits on ,them with the brass diving helmet , Edited May 18, 2012 by trevdi9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave jones n.1 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Fukthatshit.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taximark Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Take him bowling instead, much more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Consett owl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 China and North Korea have "Re-education Camps" designed for this kind of thing. He will come out believing that 2 + 2 = 5 and black is white unless the government tell you it's black. Coaxing him out of this filthy habit may take a bit longer but I am sure the "methodology" is available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Unrumbleingbelievable, don't do it, flip the little bastaard off That a bit strong i'nit??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Right, due to strange family commitments, I find myself taking my Blunt nephew to the playoff final. I think my Tetanus injections are up to date but do I need any other inoculations before I go (swine flu? diphtheria? etc) or will my Wednesday pants be enough to protect me? Go with him but constantly tell him how boring the United team and fans are and how much better the Owls team and fans are in comparison. Then take him to Hillsborough a few times next season and, hey presto, your work will be done - a new Wednesdayite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Cause dissent in the ranks. Start going - that Porter player is garbage. Take him off Boo there best player on the pitch. Half time - boo. Boo lots! and learn them "IF YER DON'T FERKIN BOUNCE...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Say you won't because you have to go and help Disco Tex And The Sexolettes finish creosoting the garden fence. Or just blame it on the boogie. Still pissed up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 How old is the kid? If he's a little un, feed him some dodgy foreign food from Camden market or something, until he's starts complaining he's gonna sh!t himself. Then either throw him through the turnstile and run, or take him to a proper grim bog with no paper and wipe stuff up with his United shirt. That's what I'd do, but then I'm not much of a kid person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadamski Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 Well I thank you all for your comments on this matter, and contrary to some advice, I went anyway. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! What a day out! Nice trip down, sat with some town fans on the train. Great stadium. The day was only really spoiled by the 120 Minutes of poo that was passed off as football! It got much better after extra time though. I honestly din't think the smile on my face could get any bigger after the Wycombe match, but do you know what? It bloomin well did at about 5:50 yesterday. What an end to one of the best seasons in many a long year. Nephew still not speaking to me, as I haven't stopped laughing at him yet! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Well I thank you all for your comments on this matter, and contrary to some advice, I went anyway. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! What a day out! Nice trip down, sat with some town fans on the train. Great stadium. The day was only really spoiled by the 120 Minutes of poo that was passed off as football! It got much better after extra time though. I honestly din't think the smile on my face could get any bigger after the Wycombe match, but do you know what? It bloomin well did at about 5:50 yesterday. What an end to one of the best seasons in many a long year. Nephew still not speaking to me, as I haven't stopped laughing at him yet! :-) So you went then?....flip me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadamski Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 Yep, as Wallace and Grommit would say "It was a grand day out". Although, I need some more help. I've burned my clothes and had 4 baths, but the smell isn't going away. Any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobTheDogTheOwl Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 a barrel of Swarfega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M Royds Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 I would have loved to have been there. The true sense of Schadenfreude would have enveloped my emotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Yep, as Wallace and Grommit would say "It was a grand day out". Although, I need some more help. I've burned my clothes and had 4 baths, but the smell isn't going away. Any ideas? Aye..next time you bath...hold yer fookin' head under for longer............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Well I thank you all for your comments on this matter, and contrary to some advice, I went anyway. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! What a day out! Nice trip down, sat with some town fans on the train. Great stadium. The day was only really spoiled by the 120 Minutes of poo that was passed off as football! It got much better after extra time though. I honestly din't think the smile on my face could get any bigger after the Wycombe match, but do you know what? It bloomin well did at about 5:50 yesterday. What an end to one of the best seasons in many a long year. Nephew still not speaking to me, as I haven't stopped laughing at him yet! :-) Well played fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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