sadamski Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Right, due to strange family commitments, I find myself taking my Blunt nephew to the playoff final. I think my Tetanus injections are up to date but do I need any other inoculations before I go (swine flu? diphtheria? etc) or will my Wednesday pants be enough to protect me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foxhill Owl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Right, due to strange family commitments, I find myself taking my Blunt nephew to the playoff final. I think my Tetanus injections are up to date but do I need any other inoculations before I go (swine flu? diphtheria? etc) or will my Wednesday pants be enough to protect me? Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Unrumbleingbelievable, don't do it, flip the little bastaard off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lamort Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 No, but you better wear a Wednesday shirt for protection just in case. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Thats bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerinako Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Cause dissent in the ranks. Start going - that Porter player is garbage. Take him off Boo there best player on the pitch. Half time - boo. Boo lots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lʍO‾ǝsnoɥpooM Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I bet you cheer if they score you turncost b*stard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burtringham Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Just Say No Mind you, that didn't work with Ched! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDAZ Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Drive off a cliff edge and end it all. I'd rather do that than watch them b*stards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 If my brother or sister wanted me to take their young un to the piggie game I'd seriously tell em to get fooked, imagine being sat with em singing anti Wednesday songs and pro ched songs all flippinggame, seriously mate, don't do it, be the terrible uncle that no one likes, it's not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 How old is the kid? If he's a little un, feed him some dodgy foreign food from Camden market or something, until he's starts complaining he's gonna sh!t himself. Then either throw him through the turnstile and run, or take him to a proper grim bog with no paper and wipe stuff up with his United shirt. That's what I'd do, but then I'm not much of a kid person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fish Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Personally i can't believe you're denying a die hard Unitedite the chance of a wembly ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadamski Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 Personally i can't believe you're denying a die hard Unitedite the chance of a wembly ticket They were free in a packet of pork scratchings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieowl87 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Keep the kid at home and each the 2005 playoff DVD with him. Or if you have WP, just stick on the season highlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 As long as you bounce, you'll be okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest orangeOWL Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) I think I'd rather gouge out my own eyes than watch that sack of $h!t game. Shame on you sadamski , Shame on you! Even if you've denied a grunter a ticket Although all will be redeemed if I see you bouncing on TV in their end when Rhodes tears 'em a new 'un. Edited May 18, 2012 by orangeOWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest robstersowldad Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Just take him to wembley station for three hours, when he complains that he hasnt seen the match say "Oh sorry, ive got a bad hearing problem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womble Owl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 There is no way i would go and watch the blunts, family or not. Infact, my family / friends wouldn't even ask me, as they know what the answer would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardiffowl06 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Start booing and moaning loudly. You'll fit right in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanzaroteowl Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Try a pre match pitch invasion with the piglet and get yersens chucked out, Job done! ,And you can say the emotion of the day got the better of you to the family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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