helmut_rooster Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 i thought Kivo's GF was his sister No I think thats Dingle Jed your thinking of :madine: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest contango Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Thought it was going to be a picture of a shaven Beaver not an Owl and a Pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCOWL Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Brilliant. My missus once made me a t-shirt with an owl on it, it had those stick-on goggle eyes as well. But they fell off in the wash. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumble Fish Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 When I saw 'This is why I love my girlfriend...' I thought it was going to be breast related, and with pictures!!! Oh well, nice drawing though, and thats one sad looking pig. Big up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyowl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Misread that bit for a second, I was getting concerned for you! Very good Salmon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eDDie Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 i thought Kivo's GF was his sister I wish Kivo's sister was my GF. FIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyowl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Which reminds me, after the Wednesday win on Sunday myself and the Mrs went out to a restaurant for tea. V v nice tea!!Wife had a strop, chucked her keys at me and stormed off to spend the night with her sister.Didn't affect my derby day grin tho!! Funny old thing that! Usually when the bird has filled her panty drip tray and smashed half the house up it knid of affects me somewhat..... There's something about a Wednesday win that gives me the power to not give a flying ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirodo Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Kivo are you dating Trev? I thought he was dating Bywater. You've got a keeper there kivo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyowl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I thought he was dating Bywater. Terrible. Really, really terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 You've got a keeper there kivo. Atleast she tries to cheer you up... Whenever I'm down my missus gets a strop on and turns it into a great blazing row! Same! And it turns into me going on a full weekend bender and her having face on even more! Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since59owe Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Anyone else feel really sorry for that pig? Ha, might eat some soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) Been to the funeral of a close family friend today, so a bit of a rough un to be honest with you. Got home to find my girlfriend had been thinking about me and drawn me summat on paint. The artistry isn't Van Gogh-esque, but for someone who doesn't really care for football, she's put a smile back on my face, which I think was the intention :) When i was but a nipper, unto me bed i'd creep, and beg dad for a nursery rhyme, afore i went to sleep, and he'd pretend he knew one not, as from the room he stole, and then return , regale me, of the Pig and of the Owl, The Owl.. he said.. Was great and Wise and knew all mortal tricks and lived in up in the treetops that surrounded Sheffield 6, The pig was fat and moribund, and not so bright of wit, it lived.... its true, in Sheffield 2, a wallowing in sh*t, Their battles were historical,and swung most to and fro, and followers of each of them, sad trials did undergo, sad defeats and dreary days were visited on both, but of followers, it always seemed, the Owl he had the most I asked me dad why this should be, and he said to me son, its not the battles lost to us, its not the battles won The moral of this story is, Where would you rather sit ?, high upon a leafy bough, or wallowing in sh*t Edited February 29, 2012 by asteener1867 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A Baracus Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 When i was but a nipper, unto me bed i'd creep, and beg dad for a nursery rhyme, afore i went to sleep, and he'd pretend he knew one not, as from the room he stole, and then return , regale me, of the Pig and of the Owl, The Owl.. he said.. Was great and Wise and knew all mortal tricks and lived in up in the treetops that surrounded Sheffield 6, The pig was fat and moribund, and not so bright of wit, it lived.... its true, in Sheffield 2, a wallowing in sh*t, Their battles were historical,and swung most to and fro, and followers of each of them, sad trials did undergo, sad defeats and dreary days were visited on both, but of followers, it always seemed, the Owl he had the most I asked me dad why this should be, and he said to me son, its not the battles lost to us, its not the battles won The moral of this story is, Where would you rather sit ?, high upon a leafy bough, or wallowing in sh*t The greatest of all your great productions mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyowl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 When i was but a nipper, unto me bed i'd creep, and beg dad for a nursery rhyme, afore i went to sleep, and he'd pretend he knew one not, as from the room he stole, and then return , regale me, of the Pig and of the Owl, The Owl.. he said.. Was great and Wise and knew all mortal tricks and lived in up in the treetops that surrounded Sheffield 6, The pig was fat and moribund, and not so bright of wit, it lived.... its true, in Sheffield 2, a wallowing in sh*t, Their battles were historical,and swung most to and fro, and followers of each of them, sad trials did undergo, sad defeats and dreary days were visited on both, but of followers, it always seemed, the Owl he had the most I asked me dad why this should be, and he said to me son, its not the battles lost to us, its not the battles won The moral of this story is, Where would you rather sit ?, high upon a leafy bough, or wallowing in sh*t Absolutely flipping brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 oi! he never turned up I heard someone bought him some chocolate paint on Saturday ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hack-Abusi Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Attention seeker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick - Norfolk Owl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 My wife had a strop on when I returned home late from Sunday, having spent extra time celebrating !!! On and on and on - then the final challenge "I think you love Sheffield Wednesday more than you love me" In my haste to say something to defuse the situation I responded "I love Sheffield United more than I Love you" The trouble with wit is that it's all in the telling and timing. Anyone know how to remove a blue and white scarf from your backside!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 My wife had a strop on when I returned home late from Sunday, having spent extra time celebrating !!! On and on and on - then the final challenge "I think you love Sheffield Wednesday more than you love me" In my haste to say something to defuse the situation I responded "I love Sheffield United more than I Love you" The trouble with wit is that it's all in the telling and timing. Anyone know how to remove a blue and white scarf from your backside!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnie Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I wish Kivo's sister was my GF. FIT. She's always giving me and Lob0n the eye the little minx. Bit old for you though Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Been to the funeral of a close family friend today, so a bit of a rough un to be honest with you. Got home to find my girlfriend had been thinking about me and drawn me summat on paint. The artistry isn't Van Gogh-esque, but for someone who doesn't really care for football, she's put a smile back on my face, which I think was the intention :) It's up there with Trevs stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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