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It was my son Tommy's first match, aged 6 months. I also managed to get the lovely Joanna off of Owlettes a ticket and she smelled of cherry blossom and orchids.

I'll take the U18 if you're willing to split?

I made you, and I can break you too.

im more of a owls than u ever been ill owl u to the floor if see u on the north stand

"The anonymity of Sheffield Wednesday" U WOT M8

I got one - not getting it out from a box at the back of my garage but it was green and red mainly. Shinned up one of the lampposts and ripped it down while drinking with Danish fans in Hillsborough Park.

What went down then, Jambler? Apart from pissed up teens using Chim's as a latrine, obvs

Let's be honest here, it's an accident rather than any kind of hooliganism. The fans were clambering on the boards to celebrate with the team, a bit rowdy but nothing that we'd even bat an eyelid over if it was Owls fans somewhere away from S6. Then the thing tips over. It's hardly fucking Heysel is it?

They streamed it live on YouTube - I went absolutely ballistic when we came back to win it in injury time. #WeAreBlackAndGold #FOffPoly #UCASsedAllOverYourMumsFace #RussellGroupMofos #YourDadWorksForMyDad

It's a disgrace that our proud family name is associated with an overweight, poor footballer with delusions of grandeur.

WORLD FAMOUS MR WORLDWIDE IN YOUR FACE SUTHS

Bit harsh on Jasper, that. You fucking dwarf.

You can all suck my testes. George is mine.

Diane Abbott in charge of calculating ticket sales, yeah?

SOMEBODY DUN GOOFED