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1 hour ago, pompeyowl said:

Should be forced to shoot three tins through a dirty hoover tube, naked, as the pipe passes through a sweaty Welsh man's arse crack before standing up to sing, ball naked, as the rest of the team spank you with flip flops.

 

If you miss a line / note, you have to start again.

Are you a matelot? This initiation sounds familiar.........

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42 minutes ago, Orlando_Trustful said:

Could be. I thought it was the old Dial House pub at first. 

 

Takes me back  . Grab a Granny , some right old slappers used to be in there on disco night. WTF:

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1 hour ago, pompeyowl said:

Should be forced to shoot three tins through a dirty hoover tube, naked, as the pipe passes through a sweaty Welsh man's arse crack before standing up to sing, ball naked, as the rest of the team spank you with flip flops.

 

If you miss a line / note, you have to start again.

 

Didnt know you were a mason . 

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44 minutes ago, Ever the pessimist said:

What would you sing? Just imagining the reception if someone burst into My Gang or something.

Tom Robinson band's " glad to be gay " whilst pouting provocatively at  Atdhe Nuhiu. 

 

I'd either pull or he'd f.u ck. off -win win all ways up (no pun)

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4 hours ago, Whitechapel Owl said:

 

A player at one of the big Prem clubs refused and went crying to the PFA about it, who then tried to ban clubs from doing it. Can't remember who it was.

If that's true then whoever it was needs to pull themselves together and realise what a privilege it is to be a footballer. So what, he has to sing a song when he joins a new club? Some people work long hours for less than a small % of what players are on.

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