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I never did think Calpol would solve our injury crisis. When will they learn?!

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Hillsborough must be built on an ancient Indian burial ground. 

It's the only explanation

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21 hours ago, swfc-dan said:

More interested in getting Fernando, Hooper and Lazaar back as I dont think Joao suits our higher tempo style now. But obviously is a miss.

 

Speaks volumes about the job Bruce is doing despite so many injuries. Sign of a top manager,

 

Hooper. :laugh:

 

It's gonna take him till game 46 to be match fit, even then he's not gonna be the same player he was. Move on. 

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2 hours ago, Not Jon Newsome said:

 

Hooper. :laugh:

 

It's gonna take him till game 46 to be match fit, even then he's not gonna be the same player he was. Move on. 

 

Cameo in game 46. Scores late winner.

 

Cameo home leg semi. Scores late goal to keep us in the tie.

 

Cameo away semi. Scores late winner.

 

Starts in final. Scores the only goal.

 

Trips up the Wembley steps.

 

Pulls groin.

 

Never plays for us again.

 

Bronze statue outside.

 

Hero.

 

 

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9 hours ago, darklord said:

Hillsborough must be built on an ancient Indian burial ground. 

It's the only explanation

That would explain the prices.....

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4 hours ago, Holmowl said:

 

Cameo in game 46. Scores late winner.

 

Cameo home leg semi. Scores late goal to keep us in the tie.

 

Cameo away semi. Scores late winner.

 

Starts in final. Scores the only goal.

 

Trips up the Wembley steps.

 

Pulls groin.

 

Never plays for us again.

 

Bronze statue outside.

 

Hero.

 

 

 

Cameo in game 46, trips over boot lace

 

tears groin

 

nearly dies

 

signs for someone else, recovers in record time

 

starts banging goals in for another club

 

our medical team continue paracetamol and kisses protocol

 

9 players breakdown next year

 

we all cry. 

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An injection? Great, can they give Abdi one too?

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Great to hear Lucas might not be out as long as we thought.

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On ‎14‎/‎03‎/‎2019 at 13:36, Holmowl said:

 

Cameo in game 46. Scores late winner.

 

Cameo home leg semi. Scores late goal to keep us in the tie.

 

Cameo away semi. Scores late winner.

 

Starts in final. Scores the only goal.

 

Trips up the Wembley steps.

 

Pulls groin.

 

Never plays for us again.

 

Bronze statue outside.

 

Hero.

 

 

All this Cameo talk - I can't visions of Lucas in a Red Codpiece out of my head now - thanks a bunch.

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The most frustrating thing about Wednesday is our players start to show form and end up out for ages, barring 1 or 2 players I'd be happy with Bruce totally changing the squad to good players who can keep fit, Fletcher seems to be doing a good job staying fit so far though

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Bruce says...

"Lets see if that will do the trick" ...............................FFS!

See we haven't moved to cuttin' edge medical science yet.....

I bet theres some f.ooker dancin' around Forestieri at the minute... in a mask....shakin' a rattle

F.ook me!

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1 minute ago, asteener1867 said:

Bruce says...

"Lets see if that will do the trick" ...............................FFS!

See we haven't moved to cuttin' edge medical science yet.....

I bet theres some f.ooker dancin' around Forestieri at the minute... in a mask....shakin' a rattle

F.ook me!

 

 

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Love Bruce... even on the medical side..all up front..no silly secrets or special talk... like "we know but we're not telling you" shybo.

Then you get people guessing and people saying it's privileged/private information and then fallouts on here.

Absolute breath of mountain air.

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37 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Bruce says...

"Lets see if that will do the trick" ...............................FFS!

See we haven't moved to cuttin' edge medical science yet.....

I bet theres some f.ooker dancin' around Forestieri at the minute... in a mask....shakin' a rattle

F.ook me!

 

He’s under going a course of Leaches 

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