Morepork Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 15 hours ago, S36 OWL said: He said to me today that the squad they currently have would finish in the top half of the premier league if they are promoted. I kid you not. No alcohol had been taken , he was stone cold sober and deadly serious. 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_Owl Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Morepork said: It's almost as if they can't read........Keiran Westwood - "I have three kids, two young lads who are Sheffield Wednesday daft. My five-year-old son, I have been here for five years, and a two-year-old who is asking Alexa to play ‘Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday’." I agree with you and I hope he stays. Of course, he may not, but whatever he does, he ain't going to that hole. Where have you read that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Andrew_Owl said: Where have you read that? I posted it back at the beginning of Feb, should have included the link again - here you go. https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-wednesday/keiren-westwood-hopes-to-extend-his-sheffield-wednesday-stay-1-9584103 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_Owl Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Morepork said: I posted it back at the beginning of Feb, should have included the link again - here you go. https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-wednesday/keiren-westwood-hopes-to-extend-his-sheffield-wednesday-stay-1-9584103 Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kagoshimaowl Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 7 hours ago, airborne_rat_of_s6 said: Heard one say today that if they still had Brookes that they would be 12 points clear now. If they still had Brooks they wouldn’t be able to afford their two 30 grand a week strikers, Madine and Hogan. It’s ok for then but not for us as my pig mate constantly goes on about how we tried to buy glory but they do it the right way. Absolute rounduns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 48 minutes ago, Kagoshimaowl said: If they still had Brooks they wouldn’t be able to afford their two 30 grand a week strikers, Madine and Hogan. It’s ok for then but not for us as my pig mate constantly goes on about how we tried to buy glory but they do it the right way. Absolute rounduns! Aye, even if that pair you quoted were actually being paid £30K per week (though I doubt that), it would still amount to less than £1.5 million for 4 to 5 months loan with the aim of getting them across the £200 million finishing line. Among a long list of pigonomics examples, that one doesn't rank too highly as a bad piece of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james o connor Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 This snorter from work has suddenly back peddled . I have been receiving pelt for months and suddenly the jokes have dried up. Guess it helps the fact I’ll mowmdefend Wednesday and give a bit back. Would , being the fickle fan that I am .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyCraig Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 A colleague informed me that we were the 'piggies' because we have a Beres on the doorstep and scoff the heavenly pork sarnies whenever we can. I politely asked him if he knew what the food chain was several times and after initially refusing to answer, he said 'It' s like KFC or Harvester' He's only a young un but foook me they really are that dumb. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Apparently Madine's going to bag 3 or 4 because he's in great goalscoring form and he's now 100% blade and hates Wednesday. I checked his stats, he's failed to score in 25 of his last 26 appearances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, alanharper said: Apparently Madine's going to bag 3 or 4 because he's in great goalscoring form and he's now 100% blade and hates Wednesday. I checked his stats, he's failed to score in 25 of his last 26 appearances. Probably not three or four, but I do have this horrible feeling about the Madine threat. I can well believe that the lanky barsteward is busting a gut to get out there and prove a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Didn't Madine once state that reading Owlstalk was "soul destroying"? It might not be wise to supply him with further ammo for Wilder's teamtalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worksop Wednesday Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 one was rejoicing in telling me they are they were the first team to keep a clean sheet at West Brom since Everton did in 2017 !!!??? a 'reyt stat'!!! theyre probably the only team to score in the 18th minute on two occasions where they've gone onto win this season !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 On 02/03/2019 at 12:46, S36 OWL said: I was talking to a Piggie mate this morning . He is a good lad, who i have known over 30 years, but he was led down the wrong path at an early age by his family of staunch pigs. He said to me today that the squad they currently have would finish in the top half of the premier league if they are promoted. I kid you not. No alcohol had been taken , he was stone cold sober and deadly serious. I have learned over the years its pointless trying to debate such things with him as he is as deluded as they come due to the brainwashing he received as a kid. The other thing he mentioned, as he always does every time we talk football , is that Dem Blavges hold the record for the first ever goal scored in the premier league. He is so proud of this , even after twenty odd years. What have your piggie mates been saying this week. ? Talking PIGGYPOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddlesdiamondlights Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 6 hours ago, TommyCraig said: A colleague informed me that we were the 'piggies' because we have a Beres on the doorstep and scoff the heavenly pork sarnies whenever we can. I politely asked him if he knew what the food chain was several times and after initially refusing to answer, he said 'It' s like KFC or Harvester' He's only a young un but foook me they really are that dumb. They don't have a beres near the lane because cannabalism is frowned upon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggys battle bus Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Waddlesdiamondlights said: They don't have a beres near the lane because cannabalism is frowned upon There’s a Beres at the top of the moor. It’s alright to eat there, it’s just outside the contamination zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Waddlesdiamondlights said: They don't have a beres near the lane because cannabalism is frowned upon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 HAHA!!!!!! One of 'em was trying to convince me yesterday that, "Mardiola's face does NOT resemble a pus seeping scab caused by an STD" FFS UTO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semedo's ferret Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 That next season, even if they don't win a game all season, they won't sack Wilder and he'll get them back up the season after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Semedo's ferret said: That next season, even if they don't win a game all season, they won't sack Wilder and he'll get them back up the season after. Too right they won't.They need to save his pay off money to help fund another legal challenge against the PL Should they get relegated come 2020. Edited March 3, 2019 by parkfieldowl14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Heard today that, “Wilder deserves some sort of award for what he has done this season”. Obvious response that was duly given; “what, like a knighthood for services to the great unwashed and needy”. Kind of killed that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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