The 'Technical Area'

[Rhubarb n Custard]

Maybe would could use it for naked cheerleader TWISTER knockout competition ?

 

 

 

[Mountain Owl]

12 minutes ago, Rhubarb n Custard said:

Maybe would could use it for naked cheerleader TWISTER knockout competition ?

 

 

 

Or female mud wrestling?

[Rhubarb n Custard]

10 minutes ago, Mountain Owl said:

Or female mud wrestling?

Pervert.

[S36 OWL]

7 minutes ago, Rhubarb n Custard said:

Pervert.

 

Nothing finer than the female form writhing around in sloppy mud , trying to get a grip on each other .

[sternlad]

I say, what a top notch idea! Would one be able to take “a pony and trap” in said area, if one was dissatisfied in any way with the performance of the team, manager or chairman? Obviously, one would bring ones own container which could be emptied at will in the direction of the dugout should the need arise...after all we are rapidly becoming a humongous “shower of shyte”! If you can’t beat ‘em, crap on ‘em...it’s the Wednesday ( or is that Chansiri) way.

Hang on, hang on...Chansiri Way that’s got a certain ring to it. Would we stave off FFP if Herries Road was renamed?

[trevdi9]

8 hours ago, Plonk said:

Could we make subs too? You know ones that actually make a difference rather than ones that make the crowd go WTF?

IMAGINE THE SCENARIO , "Tango get thee kit on you are going on as the new back  four "

[trevdi9]

1 hour ago, S36 OWL said:

 

Nothing finer than the female form writhing around in sloppy mud , trying to get a grip on each other .

tried it once dunt work unless you have gloves on  

 

[Everywhere & nowhere]

7 hours ago, mkowl said:

On a serious point any one ever questioned why we chose to have the right hand side one, giving up the more central one to the opposition. Giving the away side an advantage

Carlos swapped them over ‘for the sake of change’. Completely ridiculous- any manager concerned with  or aware of making sure everything gave us an advantage would change it back surely.

[Ante's Bubbly]

2 minutes ago, Everywhere & nowhere said:

Carlos swapped them over ‘for the sake of change’. Completely ridiculous- any manager concerned with  or aware of making sure everything gave us an advantage would change it back surely.

Or paint the away dressing room pink

[Everywhere & nowhere]

5 minutes ago, Ante's Bubbly said:

Or paint the away dressing room pink

 yes - the point is do something. We’re gifting any opposition far too much in too many ways at the moment instead of fortress Hillsborough. 

[flo]

23 minutes ago, Everywhere & nowhere said:

Carlos swapped them over ‘for the sake of change’. Completely ridiculous- any manager concerned with  or aware of making sure everything gave us an advantage would change it back surely.

I think Carlos changed it as he said he wanted the home dugout to be the one closer to the kop. 

[daleblue]

18 hours ago, domSWFC said:

With our current financial predicament, and our disused technical area could we cash in on a unique match day experience? 

 

For a premium, a small party of fans get to stand in the technical area shouting support and encouragement to the team. A better view, and being aloud to stand. Win win in my eyes. 

 

I've noticed the away team technical area is often occupied by the opposing manager, so this would only be available to home fans.

 

Chansiri, you're welcome for this money spinning idea. 

And put a sofa init.

I wonder if this has been done anywhere else. 

[daleblue]

3 minutes ago, daleblue said:

And put a sofa init.

I wonder if this has been done anywhere else. 

Oops,  didn't read all the posts. 

Sorry. 

[darklord]

10 hours ago, Mountain Owl said:

Yes I asked that question. Was told by someone at the club CC could easier have a word in the linesman's ear.

 

Only problem is the linesman had no idea what he was blabbering on about

[Guest domSWFC]

4 hours ago, darklord said:

 

Only problem is the linesman had no idea what he was blabbering on about

 

"Linesman!! If a potato became a cherry in the sea he'd be offside"

 

Carlos never really understood analogies.

[swfc4_sufc0]

6 hours ago, darklord said:

 

Only problem is he the linesman had no idea what he was blabbering on about

Fixed that for you.  Sacked 18 months too late...