Owl999 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, asteener1867 said: Kenny dalglish once gave me a polo mint in a lift Kenny Dalglish once gave me lift in his Polo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 Anyone else want to be an extra on my much anticipated movie? Unkastav has already bagged the Greggs sausage roll scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, royalowlisback said: I actually passed him some once, but it was IZAL, and that's why he prances about so much now. Ahhh, so that’s why he stands with his legs so far apart over a free-kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, royalowlisback said: Anyone else want to be an extra on my much anticipated movie? Unkastav has already bagged the Greggs sausage roll scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 Just now, Holmowl said: Ahhh, so that’s why he stands with his legs so far apart over a free-kick. Exactly, we've all been there there, liking wiping your backside with a rusty bus ticket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Holmowl said: I once asked a Belfast hotel receptionist for directions. ”Im sorry I don’t know.” She turned to a track-suited guy at the counter. “Gerry will know. Gerry, can you help this gentleman with directions please?” It was the scorer of the Northern Irish goal in 1986, Gerry Armstrong. The NI team were staying at the hotel ahead of a home game v Wales I think, and Armstrong was assistant coach. Couldnt have been more helpful. So me and @royalowlisback have set the bar pretty low. Directions from an ex NI player and giving directions to a Championship player. Beat that. First one to have passed toilet paper to Ronaldo wins. I once had I pi55 stood next to Phil king if that counts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Just now, s73owl said: I once had I pi55 stood next to Phil king if that counts? While he was playing? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, s73owl said: I once had I pi55 stood next to Phil king if that counts? Is that you Nigel Worthington? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimisticowl Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 I recall having a pee in the next latrine to Nobby Styles in the Regency at Ecclesfield, he said hello, I’m still pleased that I didn’t refer to him as Nobby when I answered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, s73owl said: I once had I pi55 stood next to Phil king if that counts? Not only does it count, its in gold medal position. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: While he was playing? 91 after season do at Hillsborough, had quite a conversation with him, top bloke but took a few too many shakes for my liking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, s73owl said: 91 after season do at Hillsborough, had quite a conversation with him, top bloke but took a few too many shakes for my liking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 48 minutes ago, royalowlisback said: Them that don't use interweb still buy them, maybe they will come back in fashion one day, like vinyl. Green-un in vinyl, that may take some doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 28 minutes ago, optimisticowl said: I recall having a pee in the next latrine to Nobby Styles in the Regency at Ecclesfield, he said hello, I’m still pleased that I didn’t refer to him as Nobby when I answered. Did he take his teeth out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, daleblue said: Green-un in vinyl, that may take some doing. Could call it the Green Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, royalowlisback said: Newsagents about 4 doors down. 1 hour ago, @owlstalk said: No way! On the corner? I went in there the other day to buy summat Worst thread 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Mr. Tom said: Worst thread fair Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, @owlstalk said: You should be the official Owlstalk newsagents what and get widaz bricked in by piggies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Yea but for the actual movie we have an amalgam of all these scenarios...wiv music and a plot.... We pan to Phil King havin' wazz, then me cruchin' a Polo...Royal Owl is stood outside the newsagents and... 'Ang on.. Phil King is wazzing up against the wall of a newsagents....Royal owl comes out, suckin' a Pole wiv Nobby Stiles' teeth...No 'Ang on... errr... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: Yea but for the actual movie we have an amalgam of all these scenarios...wiv music and a plot.... We pan to Phil King havin' wazz, then me cruchin' a Polo...Royal Owl is stood outside the newsagents and... 'Ang on.. Phil King is wazzing up against the wall of a newsagents....Royal owl comes out, suckin' a Pole wiv Nobby Stiles' teeth...No 'Ang on... errr... This is the dream sequence section. JR may appear. not Jordan Rhodes Edited September 18, 2018 by royalowlisback 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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