pauli Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 No big dogs in the OMDT this weekend, just Paul Daniels favourite football team. Mr Daniels might know a bit about magic but Owls are even more magical. Want proof? We did the double over this lot last season and we are going to do it again. Get down to the ground, cheer the lads on and watch us smash the granny out of the Smoggy fannies. Other entertainment will include Atdhe’s amazing goalmouth levitation act and DC, assisted by the lovely Katy Perry will be sawing Stevie May in two at half time on the centre circle. His legs will be loaned to Rangers and Rotherham get the top half of him for the rest of the season. Stevie will not be seen again until Carlos produces him totally unharmed, out of the FA Cup at Wembley to wild applause. 3-0 to us. Easy. IMPORTANT Boro’s Hoolies are known as the Frontline and still active, although there are only about 80 of them. They even have their own Wikipedia entry so be careful today. THE SERIOUS BIT Venue: Hillsborough Stadium, SheffieldKick Off: Saturday 29th of August 2015 at 15:00 Matchday Apparel: Magic hat and home shirt. Matchday Drink: Weird coloured potions or just beer if you want. It has the same effect. Magic Pie: Oasis. Matchday Song: I Put A Spell On You by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins… MATCHDAY FACTS Owls goalkeeper Keiren Westwood is still out with a kidney problem but striker Lucas Joao is set to return from a hamstring injury. Michael Turner, on loan from Norwich, could make his debut in defence. Boro coach Aitor Karanka may restore seven players, including former England caps Stewart Downing and David Nugent, rested for the League Cup in midweek. Another former international, Jonathan Woodgate, will be monitored after playing 98 minutes in that match. Head to Head • Wednesday have won each of their last three against Boro in the league; they have not won four in a row against them since April 1991. • Middlesbrough have lost six of their last seven visits to Hillsborough, winning the other. • The Owls have made a league-high three errors leading directly to goals this season, two more than their total in 2014-15. • **** has scored three goals from just six shots on target this season. A four star player, apparently. • Sheffield Wednesday have lost only once in their last seven at Hillsborough (W2 D4). MINTYNESS Giant Taylor Swift has a day off from singing and is finally going to paint the roof of the West Stand this Sunday… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Best OMDT ever. Well done pauli...! A very early good morning to the Morning Glory Gang also Eaton. Going with theowlsman today so will be able to talk about how to catch carp from a puddle whilst we get lost in Stockport again. Hopefully it will take less than the normal four hours to get to S6 and we will be in time for a Pint before kick-off. Be interesting to see how w do against a better 'footballing' side and hopefully our performance will be more reminiscent of the opening day that the right royal mess against Reading. Fancy us for 2-0 with Dave plus an other scoring. C'MON LADS...! UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickjj Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Let's hope we have the same results against them as last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest minsk owl Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Katy Perry - Stevie May Goin' for 3 - 2 , ...... Dave and Lees , on the end of Wallace's stuff, and McGugan to smash the winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Another excellent matchday thread Pauli although I can't be bothered to read it. 33 always forgets we go via Stockport when he's navigating. I know TAS wants to know more about my recent holiday (have I mentioned I've been on holiday?), but there's plenty more time to talk about that tomorrow / next month / the rest of 2015. For now, let's not forget Boro are a good team and we should give them respect. Wednesday 7 Boro 0 Nuhiu 6 Matias 1 Come on Wednesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Woof. Great thread as usual Pauli. Will be a tough and close game this one. Going for a 2-1 Wednesday win. McGugan with a 30 yard screamer and Lopez scoring the winner with a tap in, sending the home fans nuts. COME ON WEDNESDAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcx666 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Awesome as always. 3-1 to us, McGugan to score first coz I will get it right at least once this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Eyup...up to Sheff from deepest South Wales for this one...me and 2 other 'Jonah' mates all attending so you lot know who to blame if it all goes t*ts up!!...1-0 to us...Scott Oakes direct from a corner 65 mins!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Eyup...up to Sheff from deepest South Wales for this one...me and 2 other 'Jonah' mates all attending so you lot know who to blame if it all goes t*ts up!!...1-0 to us...Scott Oakes direct from a corner 65 mins!! Get ready to take the blame you trio of Jonahs. Although I shall stock up for a lucky half time dump on the North if required, to negate the curse of the Welsh 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr g 1999 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Another great OMDT, Pauli! Going for a 3-2 win today. Making the journey down from Scarborough so hopefully its worth it! COME ON WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Is Rapunzel coming? (Weshallovercome) Or is he having his hair extensions re-done? Only joking! Edited August 28, 2015 by theowlsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taximark Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Tough game, more so this time I reckon, but they lost to Bristol City at home so they are beatable, they absolutely hate coming here and we always seem to like beating them 2-0 so that's what I'm gunna go with. BTW who remembers this place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroswfc Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 COME ON WEDNESDAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maldenowl Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Long gone are the days JBA turning up when he felt like it, and poor replacement MDTs. Pauli, you make good threads. They make me laugh. Keep it up. You drop your performance, the team drops theirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I can see this being a real toughie Boro are no mugs, it will be a close game that could go either way Wednesday to shade it 4-0 Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Top marks again Pauli , fantastic OMDT . sneaky feeling for a 2-1 win against the Smoggies Dave and Matais to hit the back of the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest minsk owl Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Tough game, more so this time I reckon, but they lost to Bristol City at home so they are beatable, they absolutely hate coming here and we always seem to like beating them 2-0 so that's what I'm gunna go with. BTW who remembers this place? Absolutely !! ......... all laces removed from Doccers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Tough game, more so this time I reckon, but they lost to Bristol City at home so they are beatable, they absolutely hate coming here and we always seem to like beating them 2-0 so that's what I'm gunna go with. BTW who remembers this place? Ayresome Park , that brings back some memories. Had some great away days up there in smoggie land over the years and give me Ayresome over the lifeless bowl at the Riverside everyday . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzatheowl Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Great again. Could do with some Perry on Swift action Going for 2-2 (Jaoa and Helan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 Ayresome Park. Proper ground to watch some football that. Freezing cold and wet in December, not giving a throw about it cos we are winning away. Now they have heated seats at the Ringpiece Stadium. £120 each. We haven't come to watch the tennis, love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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