jonesy87shef Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Lets just vent and post some lies that the club/manager/chairman/players/owlstalk posters have come out with in the last 10 years. They can be factual, things you believed they have lied about, funny ones or even little white lies. Remember never let the truth get in the way of a good story. We could even play guess the lie where someone posts a quote and guess who said it. I will get the ball rolling with "We have a fine squad and I hope with the addition of two or three more players before the window closes we will be in a position to mount a strong challenge this season" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horny owl Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "Get your premiership return season tickets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "We wont ever be in this position again ,and next season we are going to have a squad to challenge for the play offs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 We have a fine squad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) "Cream of the crop"... Edited August 8, 2014 by SiJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 10th June 2014 Chairman Milan Mandaric gave his reaction to the deal and explained his decision to pass control to the new owner, saying: “I am delighted to have concluded a deal with Hafiz, he is a true football man and I have no doubt whatsoever that I am handing over control to someone with a real passion for the game and the ability to carry on the work I started three years ago to return Sheffield Wednesday back to the top division of English football. It’s something that the wonderful supporters of this Club deserve having remained so loyal throughout the difficult times prior to my arrival." He went on to say: "On my first day at the Club I promised the supporters two things; firstly I would ensure that when I left we would be in far better shape than when I arrived and more importantly, that I would only hand over ownership when I found the right man for the Club and I sincerely believe I have delivered on both undertakings." Only a fib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I've only had a couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfast owl lad Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 2-0 is a nightmare lead,,,,,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumboldowl Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 MM (following our promotion to the Championship) "we are not in this division just to make the numbers up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I won't cumin your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "I will buy Leon Best" Dave Allen at an AGM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesbarbeux Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Lies Lies and more Lies.......... If aimed at MM, that's offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabbywokingowl Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 too far north Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonesy87shef Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share Posted August 8, 2014 Lies Lies and more Lies.......... If aimed at MM, that's offensive. Read the op carefully. There's a nice disclaimer where it says things you believed, found funny or are white lies. Also it can be about anyone and anything to do/come out of the club in the last decade. You're the one who is interpreting it as a dig at rich uncle Milan. If it's the case then that's offensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Starling Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 We're going to chuck a few bob at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trev Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Sondico are making sheffield wednesday their flagship club.... hmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Ben 10, Tardieu and May will be signing for us - JTO66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPPS_S.W.F.C Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Ben 10, Tardieu and May will be signing for us - JTO66 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfmanjack Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "I will buy Leon Best" Dave Allen at an AGM. Thank God he got that one wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "We bid two million for Kenwyne Jones". Kaven on RS just after Derby (IIRC) made a 5 million bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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