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That phone case though...  :tango:

Reminds me of the story George Best told.

The one where he's in a hotel bedroom with Miss World, having recently been the best foootballer in the World, and having just won at the casino, spreads £10,000 in winnings on the bed, and orders room service.

Waiter delivers it then asks George where it all went wrong.

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I bet deep down there's loads on here thinking he's going to end his career with us. He said years ago they wanted to play together again and your all hoping aren't ya lol

 

wouldnt be surprised if we get to the prem, he's soon to be banging on retirement soon. both finish their careers together in the prem at Hillsborough 

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wouldnt be surprised if we get to the prem, he's soon to be banging on retirement soon. both finish their careers together in the prem at Hillsborough

Doubt we'd afford his wages he'd have to take a massive drop and only play for £120,000 a week!

We have more chance of signing his phone case I say get it in on loan as it looks very mobile!

BOOM BOOM!

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I prefer his other photo.

 

Joining Semedo next week.

I tried to see on what planet we could cover someone like Ronaldos wages with increased gates.

It doesn't quite work...

Say £200k per week, so £10m per year.

To cover that in 26 home games we need to attract 15000 more per match than we do now, at an average of £25 for a ticket. And sell a few extra pies.

Nice to dream though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I prefer his other photo.

 

Joining Semedo next week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I know this is fake because Ronaldo's neck has far too much girth for him to do up the top button of one of our shirts :laugh:

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I know this is fake because Ronaldo's neck has far too much girth for him to do up the top button of one of our shirts :laugh:

 

Nah

 

CC told him he had got to get fit to be with us.

 

So in his haste to lose a bit of weight, he lost a bit of girth on his neck.

 

He found a bit of girth somewhere else though, when he heard he could sign for us.

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