sonofbert2 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: WHAT YAVE YOU DOONE FOR OUR CLUB My new tattoo right fuckingthere!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, theowlsman said: I bet.. "chafing" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Just now, @owlstalk said: Not long now... Tonight's the night I can feel it I'm happy for you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Tonight's the night "when a 2 becomes a 1" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 The problem with being the age that I am is that if I"m drinking freezing cold Estrella on the street my bowels want to make me wee every 20 minutes Normally that would be fine but today I have to pack up my laptop, wires, phone, backpack and then trudge it all to the loo with me so it don't get nicked It's a 45 minute manouvere for a 5 second wee 1 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 There’s no finer place to disgrace yourself than Whitby. It’s what the tourist literature says... Whitby, the place to visit for miniature golf, exploring pirate caves, eating pie and chips, and getting bladdered. You should try everything before the night is out Long John Ballesteros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Just now, @owlstalk said: The problem with being the age that I am is that if I"m drinking freezing cold Estrella on the street my bowels want to make me wee every 20 minutes Normally that would be fine but today I have to pack up my laptop, wires, phone, backpack and then trudge it all to the loo with me so it don't get nicked It's a 45 minute manouvere for a 5 second wee You're wired up wrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: WHAT YAVE YOU DOONE FOR OUR CLUB Got a official club shop Trevor Francis tracksuit if you want to borrow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Just now, @owlstalk said: The problem with being the age that I am is that if I"m drinking freezing cold Estrella on the street my bowels want to make me wee every 20 minutes Normally that would be fine but today I have to pack up my laptop, wires, phone, backpack and then trudge it all to the loo with me so it don't get nicked It's a 45 minute manouvere for a 5 second wee I'm 2 minutes away, just go to bog, I'll look after your stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Just now, pazowl55 said: Got a official club shop Trevor Francis tracksuit if you want to borrow it. Got one from a mush in Shepherd's Bush 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: The problem with being the age that I am is that if I"m drinking freezing cold Estrella on the street my bowels want to make me wee every 20 minutes Normally that would be fine but today I have to pack up my laptop, wires, phone, backpack and then trudge it all to the loo with me so it don't get nicked It's a 45 minute manouvere for a 5 second wee Just p1ss in a glass under the table... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogbad Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: The problem with being the age that I am is that if I"m drinking freezing cold Estrella on the street my bowels want to make me wee every 20 minutes Normally that would be fine but today I have to pack up my laptop, wires, phone, backpack and then trudge it all to the loo with me so it don't get nicked It's a 45 minute manouvere for a 5 second wee You also can’t tell your arse from your elbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: The problem with being the age that I am is that if I"m drinking freezing cold Estrella on the street my bowels want to make me wee every 20 minutes Normally that would be fine but today I have to pack up my laptop, wires, phone, backpack and then trudge it all to the loo with me so it don't get nicked It's a 45 minute manouvere for a 5 second wee I have the same issues at the cricket club. I just leave mine behind the bar and say look after those while I go for a slash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: The problem with being the age that I am is that if I"m drinking freezing cold Estrella on the street my bowels want to make me wee every 20 minutes Normally that would be fine but today I have to pack up my laptop, wires, phone, backpack and then trudge it all to the loo with me so it don't get nicked It's a 45 minute manouvere for a 5 second wee 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, alanharper said: Got one from a mush in Shepherd's Bush How did you know. Didnt pay any income tax or v.a.t on it. Can get you one to if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 minute ago, theowlsman said: I have the same issues at the cricket club. I just leave mine behind the bar and say look after those while I go for a slash Aye but you know them These are WHITBY people They look dodgy The main bar man is a cockney and talks like Frank Lampard NO WAY Im letting him babysit 6 grand's worth of tech whilst I nip to see Bridget Bardo in the loo Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Car just pulled up Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grandad Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: Aye but you know them These are WHITBY people They look dodgy The main bar man is a cockney and talks like Frank Lampard NO WAY Im letting him babysit 6 grand's worth of tech whilst I nip to see Bridget Bardo in the loo 6 grand? You've ditched all that Apple s hit you used to lug about then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Just now, Grandad said: 6 grand? You've ditched all that Apple s hit you used to lug about then? No - bought MORE of it 3 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: Car just pulled up Excitin' times on the East coast mate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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