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Just now, @owlstalk said:

 

lol

No - bought MORE of it

 

 

No wonder it takes you so long to get ready for the loo. You must have 2 suitcases full

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2 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:


Aye but you know them


These are WHITBY people


They look dodgy


The main bar man is a cockney and talks like Frank Lampard


NO WAY Im letting him babysit 6 grand's worth of tech whilst I nip to see Bridget Bardo in the loo

 

You need to have faith in your fellow men (and ladies). Apart from that bird who turned out to be a poor man’s Mystic Meg of course. She’s as reliable as Bannan’s corners.

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14 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 


The problem with being the age that I am is that if I"m drinking freezing cold Estrella on the street my bowels want to make me wee every 20 minutes


Normally that would be fine but today I have to pack up my laptop, wires, phone, backpack and then trudge it all to the loo with me so it don't get nicked


It's a 45 minute manouvere for a 5 second wee

 

Glass under the table - sorted 😜

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2 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:



THE DEADLIEST CATCH HERE IS THE RONA MATE

Probably...Me and our lass once watched a trawler bring its catch in on that dock opposite you....3 cod , part of  a Scalextric and a trainer...............

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1 minute ago, @owlstalk said:



Reyt

I need to go (again)

What should I do?


Leave the gear and risk it or bundle it all away and backpack it to the loo?

 

The locals will be having a right laugh at your expense. Toilet backpacking adventures.

 

Oh hold on though, it’s Whitby. Ring the Tourist Board. Might be a goer with a little more investment.

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Just now, asteener1867 said:

Probably...Me and our lass once watched a trawler bring its catch in on that dock opposite you....3 cod , part of Scalextric and a trainer...............

 

Reyt boozer on the other side....

 

Full of big, horrible trawlermen smoking rollups with licqourice Rizlas and wearing big wellies.

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