asteener1867 Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) pelupessy "Hey Barry you seen that owlstalk thingy...Heres the ball!!" Bannan "yea Ive had the odd peek at it I think its cra..........listen Joey you don't HAVe to give me the ball ALL the time" Pelupessy..."gaffer says..Give barry ball" Barry..."yea but FFS! Joey..we're in Nandos!!" Edited December 10, 2018 by asteener1867 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, steveger said: So now you have acquired the club what's your plans going forward Mr Daveyboy66 ? Straight back to the 80's mate..Him an' his ex mining mates will first rip the roof offa the Kop, pies will be 15p... 50 p POTG The season tickets will be them "Duvet" like wotsits where you rip the ticket out. If it gets wet, you rip 4 out at once and miss 3 home games... The toilets will once again be brown guttered and the one at the bottonm of the ramp will be swimmin' in p* ss... The new Telly goes...The old electric stands proud above the regranited steps of a windy eastbank...splutttering vague messages that Bletchley house couldn't decipher... Compulsory oxford bags, ben Shermans and silk scarves that proudly say "S E F E LD W DN S AY" Cos yer mum washed it! Bring it on Davey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited December 10, 2018 by asteener1867 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 16 minutes ago, steveger said: So now you have acquired the club what's your plans going forward Mr Daveyboy66 ? We are relocating the club to Vegas...multi season ticket holders get the first five seasons for free 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveger Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Straight back to the 80's mate..Him an' his ex mining mates will first rip the roof offa the Kop, pies will be 15p... 50 p POTG The season tickets will be them "Duvet" like wotsits where you rip the ticket out. If it gets wet, you rip 4 out at once and miss 3 home games... The toilets will once again be brown guttered and the one at the bottonm of the ramp will be swimmin' in p* ss... The new Telly goes...The old electric stands proud above the regranited steps of a windy eastbank...splutttering vague messages that Bletchley house couldn't decipher... Compulsory oxford bags, ben Shermans and silk scarves that proudly say "S E F E LD W DN S AY" Cos yer mum washed it! Bring it on Davey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool, the club have already gave him a start then with the commercial dept still stuck in the 80's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, daveyboy66 said: We are relocating the club to Vegas...multi season ticket holders get the first five seasons for free Excellent..Can we visit the "Grand Canyon"....?? (that lass that used to stand outside the Cambridge at half 2ish?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHERSTATE Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Jos 'they never stop talking about me on owlstalk..i must be doing something right' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 47 minutes ago, A12owl said: Hooray. DB66 will now host the fans forum. Good luck. At the New Barrack Tavern. Pork scratchings and lashings of ale all round. Hurrah! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: At the New Barrack Tavern. Pork scratchings and lashings of ale all round. Hurrah! Err...Studio 54 at the MGM Vegas...keep up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, daveyboy66 said: Err...Studio 54 at the MGM Vegas...keep up Whoaah, Whoaah! That's a bit sunny and glamorous! Don't ruin the romantic old England I was building in my head about the fateful night! "I'm an old man now. Sat here in the tower writing this , so that future generations know what really happened that night . That night when the Wednesday were saved . But I was a young man then ,along as page to my master. Daveyboy66 had invited the thegns of the four quarters of Sheffield of which my master was one. Lord of the Clappers. The city was white under a bright winter moon. I pulled my cloak tight around me that bitter cold night as our horses drew up outside Daveys Hall. The other Thegns were already thetre. I saw the black stallion ridden by the leader of the Doom mongers. We all had to leave our swords at the door." Etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 You really couldn't make this all up ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitecap Owl Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Sam Winnall - I was definitely misquoted... I really said "I like to play IN the derby." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitecap Owl Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 hours ago, daveyboy66 said: We are relocating the club to Vegas...multi season ticket holders get the first five seasons for free Vegas - Awesome - It's a couple hours flight from here!!!! Does the ST come with unlimited shows at the Bellagio??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Whitecap Owl said: Vegas - Awesome - It's a couple hours flight from here!!!! Does the ST come with unlimited shows at the Bellagio??? Sadly not. We've had a look in the kitty and there's only ten bob and a packet of spangles. So we can only afford Vegas in 1903. We're just over the brow of the hill sheltering in a cave. The second cave mind. Don't go in the first one. It's where Marty hid the Dolorean. Interfering with it could have disastrous consequences for the future. PS- Wear boots. Asteener has been bitten on the toe by a snake and we don't want anymore to carry! Edited December 10, 2018 by Lord Snooty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 hours ago, jonesy87shef said: Every new signing - ‘Why does @TaxiMark‘s taxi smell like sweat and shame?’ Rest of squad - ‘you’ll see’ Coming soon ?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Dressing Room Tuesday Evening approximately 21.45 Tuesday 27th Nov 2018.. Door opens ... Enters ...... "Good Evening Gentlemen Under the Trade description act 1968 providing misdescriptions and the misleading of services to the paying public you are all hereby charged accordingly that on this said day mislead a paying audience that you were indeed A professional Football Team .. (Mr Pelupessy will be separately detained under the mental health act) Mr @Costello 77 & Mr @Eastleigh Owl please take them away ..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Dressing Room Tuesday Evening approximately 21.45 Tuesday 27th Nov 2018.. Door opens ... Enters ...... "Good Evening Gentlemen Under the Trade description act 1968 providing misdescriptions and the misleading of services to the paying public you are all hereby charged accordingly that on this said day mislead a paying audience that you were indeed A professional Football Team .. (Mr Pelupessy will be separately detained under the mental health act) Mr @Costello 77 & Mr @Eastleigh Owl please take them away ..... Hooper: Can we finish us pork scratchings and black pudding first, Daveyboys put on a lovely spread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0rtherner Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) (nevermind... misclicked. Why can't I delete my own post after I misclicked quote on someone and didn't mean to?) Edited December 10, 2018 by N0rtherner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Hooper: Can we finish us pork scratchings and black pudding first, Daveyboys put on a lovely spread. Very well gentlemen Black pudding it is Mandingo Cocktails all round Lucas I may need your assistance with the service 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumbullowl Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 They're nothing special, they mis-punctuate things every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, N0rtherner said: (nevermind... misclicked. Why can't I delete my own post after I misclicked quote on someone and didn't mean to?) So it's all on here on record. ...Forever! Can you imagine the scenes if open editing was permitted?! People would be quite literally re writing history on here daily. And no one would ever have been wrong ever again! The consequences would be catastrophic and the entire Owlstalk time line would be changed forever- (until the next edit anyway!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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