darklord Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Having to live a stone's throw from the unwashed tiger botherers its a must win game to silence the glory hunters. We should have 5 goals head start simply because they describe themselves and their stadium that isn't their stadium as the Pride of Yorkshire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 Just now, York_Owl said: Great work @Lord Snooty. Decent player that Andy Payton! Under-rated. Still , as I said never trust a man who looks like him. A carpet fitter that does plumbing work on his day off for cash in the hand. The type to rifle though your wifes underwear drawer to steel trophies while pretending to look at a radiator. Mind. He wouldn't have pockets big enough to stash away any of Lady S' bloomers. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myHero Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, Sonny said: Early reports from the Hull team hotel are that they have woken up absolutely bricking it about facing the Blue and White machine. Rightly so too because today they are going to get taught a lesson in football that they will not forget in a hurry. Almost feel a bit embarrassed for them to be honest but we must be ruthless. Revenge is a dish best served cold... Unlike scrambled eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 16 minutes ago, jacko1992 said: LJ injured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bark1062 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 30 minutes ago, Caicos Owl said: I had a dream last night Matias scored the winner 3 - 2 I was obviously more pi55ed when I went to bed than I thought You can’t have been that pissed mate, or you’d have dreamt Abdi scored the winner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myHero Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Under-rated. Still , as I said never trust a man who looks like him. A carpet fitter that does plumbing work on his day off for cash in the hand. The type to rifle though your wifes underwear drawer to steel trophies while pretending to look at a radiator. Mind. He wouldn't have pockets big enough to stash away any of Lady S' bloomers. A Chancer: It should have been 5-0 that day, with that David, so and so, scoring five without reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 47 minutes ago, Davetherave said: Sir .... That damnable Stubbs deserves the type of thorough thrashing, taking him to an inch of his miserable life, that we need to dish out to Kingston Waders today for having the afront in taking our rightful place in the PL There are times when the cove pushes the boundaries. That said he did bring me food when I had to live in the woods last season when her ladyship returned from prison. I've thrashed previous valets. Not least Jemson from the agency. A terrible man servant. Lazy as they come with a surly look forever etched on his clock. But old Stubbs, I'm not sure I'd attempt it with him. There's a real look of cold steel menace behind those hooded eyes. And though I have no proof when I made that passing comment last year about Leon Clarks mobile kebab van making a real eyesore in the village and attracting the wrong types...the very next morning it had been totally gutted. No I have no proof of course. But as Stubbs whistled in with the papers he had a sort of knowing look, you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 I take a Wednesday win even if the winner has to come off someones backside, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewswfc Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Sounds like a man to keep in the good books. You'd better stick to that diet snoots then start dropping some hints about bumhole lane being a den of iniquity and full of sniveling cowardly red and white swine's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 26 minutes ago, Maxine said: Yeh I've been reminded. That was before my spaghetti hoops on.toast im back with it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southie_Owl Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 38 minutes ago, jacko1992 said: LJ injured If true we need fletcher with Forestieri and Matias playing off him. Borukov on the bench Really hope it’s 343 and not 352 today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Drewswfc said: Sounds like a man to keep in the good books. You'd better stick to that diet snoots then start dropping some hints about bumhole lane being a den of iniquity and full of sniveling cowardly red and white swine's Please don't mention them. I'm absolutley dying for a bacon sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 As said previously: Joao is injured. Reliable source also tells me Westwood is not playing and Fox starts at left back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 31 minutes ago, Maxine said: Yeh I've been reminded. That was before my spaghetti hoops on.toast im back with it now. Ahh. Toast. Lovely gluten filled yumminess. Did you have extra slices? Lashings of butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 Just now, Ever the pessimist said: As said previously: Joao is injured. Reliable source also tells me Westwood is not playing and Fox starts at left back. Bad news about Je-Wow! Mind. I'm in positive mood. I don't actually think Fox is as bad as some make out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontCallMeOwlCallYou Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Ever the pessimist said: As said previously: Joao is injured. Reliable source also tells me Westwood is not playing and Fox starts at left back. Oh brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Just now, Lord Snooty said: Ahh. Toast. Lovely gluten filled yumminess. Did you have extra slices? Lashings of butter? Just two with lurpak spaghetti hoops and brown sauce on. Delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ever the pessimist said: As said previously: Joao is injured. Reliable source also tells me Westwood is not playing and Fox starts at left back. Aye Wonder who's gonna be up front for us today Imagine if Matias and Winnall walked out onto the pitch Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 Just now, Maxine said: Just two with lurpak spaghetti hoops and brown sauce on. Delicious. Good God you're a tease woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 minute ago, @owlstalk said: Aye Wonder who's gonna be up front for us today Imagine if Matias and Winnall walked out onto the pitch Are you ITK Hargreaves? Seen something whilst you were down there unloading your record collection into the DJ booth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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