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Birmingham City vsThe Owls. Official Matchday Thread.


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Its a grand old thread to peruse this one...

Starts off...

Got Westwood..got Lees...got Hutch etc...First time for ages the first 11 starts...then all of a sudden its...

"Westwood down"..Hutch Down...Wheres Lee?...Lee went down before we kicked off!!..FFS!..Sheeite..Birmingham scored...

Game Over...

"Damn Lady luck..its a f.ookin' conspiracy...Birmingham will get 6"

It then meandered for a bit...

"One Nil ..ain't so bad given the circumstances"...Lucky dumps had Blackburn Meadows working overtime

 

Then...

 

"HOOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

"Get in!!!!!!"...Fookity flip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Then...

 

 

"HOOPER!!!!!"

 

 

"Yea we know"

 

NO ...I mean HOOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

"Yea you just said..."

 

"NO YOU FOOKWIT>>>HOOPER>>AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HOOPER!!!

"HOOPS"

 

"What?"

 

"Winning 2-1....HOOPER!!!!!!!!!

"Nah he got the equaliser..theres nowt on SKY yet..its sti...............................................

 

 

 

 

HOOOOOOPPPPPPERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Has anybody else noticed that Fernando is, in fact, the outcome of using DNA from David Ford and David Hirst in some unholy genetic experiment carried out in Wednesday's secret genetics laboratory that's located in a kind of Fuehrerbunker where everybody  thought they had filled in the old Hole-In-The-Road?

 

I'm too thick to upload pictures of messrs Ford, Hirst and Forestieri, unfortunately.

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Who's got main responsibility for the Tablegazer's thread? ...... I want it updated and I want it now.!

.. damn you!

Tas - in play..

A measured and patient SteelOwl immediately after the final whistle.

Tas is solely responsible for Ipswich's injury time winners IMO lol

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