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If Carlsberg did Friday Shitstorms it would be as follows:

 

1) Appointment of Big Sam as manager

2) Signing of Jordan Rhodes

3) Signing of Ben Marshall

4) Signing of Lewis McGugan

5) Installation of the scoreboard

6) Release of the missing timelapse video of the pitch build

7) Confirmation that Sheffield United no longer exist

 

That would be more than a shitstorm Friday!

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It's F**k we have NO coach and have only half a squad and they aint that good Friday

Rolls off the tongue that one Stevie.

But the way you say it, surely there's a fekkin, ya wee diddy, and several see you yer b'stards tagged on?

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If Carlsberg did Friday Shitstorms it would be as follows:

 

1) Appointment of Big Sam as manager

2) Signing of Jordan Rhodes

3) Signing of Ben Marshall

4) Signing of Lewis McGugan

5) Installation of the scoreboard

6) Release of the missing timelapse video of the pitch build

7) Confirmation that Sheffield United no longer exist

 

That would be more than a shitstorm Friday!

 

F**K 1 to 5. 6 & 7 will do for me.  lol

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I'm a honorary Yorkshireman now Simon, that Scottish infliction thing, my dark days, they are behind me now, I'm officially "jock free" these days, have to be tested every 6 months though, they test me with IRN BRU and mince and tatties, refusing the liquid girders is the hardest part as its phenomenal

Great with vodka and ice though.

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OK This from two separate but very unreliable sources (twitter and friend of a mate who goes to Wednesday's CC) that SSN are at Hillsborough tomorrow.

That's right, has always been Friday.

Not just news on coaches either.

Thought everyone knew that?

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Got my shitproof umbrella out already. I'm not fuckinng about taking any chances. Reckon the storm will be heading over around 11am until 3pm then it'll ease off gradually fading into the night calmed by alcohol and the coffee drinking posters.

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Maybe we won't be? Maybe him and cc are red herrings?

 

ITK or more OT wishful thinking?

 

IMO Cooper will be our next head coach, with Carvalhal as head bourbon fetcher

 

That couldn't have been Plan A though 

 

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