FlyingOwl Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 100% win ratio FACT This only means that your OMDT's haven't had the chance to stand the test of the negativity that comes with a draw.I just don't think you can handle it when the going gets tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Toni Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 So long as there's one magically there the morning of a game, I don't care who does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JonTheOwl66 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I'm usually out friday nights so my threads would be a bit messy and mega LADDY. I take it you never go out Jon and therefore are perfect for the job. LAD. So what you're suggesting is a new person each game then? Is tha the one who's a big fan of Corp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Is tha the one who's a big fan of Corp? Not on a friday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JonTheOwl66 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Not on a friday... Monday then? Sheffields night scene is remotely disappointing unless you're off her head on Class As. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0wl18 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Fight to the death to decide the winner? Surely there would only be 1 winner... Stevie May Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Monday then? Sheffields night scene is remotely disappointing unless you're off her head on Class As. Don't do Sheffield too often. But I agree, unless you're sorted for whizz and e's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUMBELOWS91 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Let's not bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I did the greatest one ever when we screwed the blades at ours 2012 ,,but I don't want it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 No point anyway, whoever did it when the legend Johnbloodaxe went AWOL just copied what he did anyway, the bloodcoveredaxe will be missed, no doubt he was driven off by the gangs of bullying posters from that frequented the mental look at me wednesdayite section You only get to be a bully when you reach 20,000 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Let Jontheowl have it then. But if there is no OMDT by 10 then I will do it. Fair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 There is no way that a position of this magnitude can be decided willy-nilly on here with idle chit chat and bragging debate. There would be accusations of cliques and all sorts of nastiness. Besides, only the pure of heart can hold the grail that is the OMDT Managers tea cup. No. This is a position of the highest importance and as such only the most worthy can take the post. I suggest a series of mental and Physical tasks. These shall be known as the 12 Labours of Stevie May and only the person who completes them is pure enough to become OMDT Manager. The Labours - : 1. Slay Brian The Blade 2. Slay the band. 3. Capture the Golden Ball off the South stand roof and recover the chocolate orange within. 4. Secure edible match day food for in ground outlets. 5. Fix Milans underwater phone 6. Open Milans wallet. 7. Paint Hillsborough stadium in one day. 8. Organise a fake Car park protest at Bumhole lane for Cloughs removal. 9. Slay Richard Scudamore. 10. Obtain the power source of David Hirsts left boot. 11. Steal the Premier League Trophy and hold it for Ransom until a strict £30k a week wage limit is applied to all players. 12. Travel the time vortex , Capture and bring back a 30 year old Chris Waddle to provide service for Nuhiu. Alternately maybe the mods could put a poll up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 There is no way that a position of this magnitude can be decided willy-nilly on here with idle chit chat and bragging debate. There would be accusations of cliques and all sorts of nastiness. Besides, only the pure of heart can hold the grail that is the OMDT Managers tea cup. No. This is a position of the highest importance and as such only the most worthy can take the post. I suggest a series of mental and Physical tasks. These shall be known as the 12 Labours of Stevie May and only the person who completes them is pure enough to become OMDT Manager. The Labours - : 1. Slay Brian The Blade 2. Slay the band. 3. Capture the Golden Ball off the South stand roof and recover the chocolate orange within. 4. Secure edible match day food for in ground outlets. 5. Fix Milans underwater phone 6. Open Milans wallet. 7. Paint Hillsborough stadium in one day. 8. Organise a fake Car park protest at Bumhole lane for Cloughs removal. 9. Slay Richard Scudamore. 10. Obtain the power source of David Hirsts left boot. 11. Steal the Premier League Trophy and hold it for Ransom until a strict £30k a week wage limit is applied to all players. 12. Travel the time vortex , Capture and bring back a 30 year old Chris Waddle to provide service for Nuhiu. Alternately maybe the mods could put a poll up. By far and away my favourite post ever on Owlstalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Damn....I must try harder then...... Wish I only had a few hundred posts. It's a constant reminder that I have wasted months of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JonTheOwl66 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Let Jontheowl have it then. But if there is no OMDT by 10 then I will do it. Fair? Fair. Us two have made a decent team so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonbones Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 The job belongs to a sad act who has nothing better to do hence the stupid amount of inane posts. Step up JTO. Previously done well, now done by a sad act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Lots of slaying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Noddy for me...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo_ Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 AGM Man gets my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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