EatMyGOAAAALLLLL Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I was going to answer...but now i'm too busy wonderin' how you would make revolving doors in Eddies scenario.... Windmilling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt109 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 (edited) I was going to answer...but now i'm too busy wonderin' how you would make revolving doors in Eddies scenario.... windmilling? damn...................... too slow. Edited November 2, 2012 by lt109 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakey1959 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh*t. Discuss. so if you punched sacha distel that would be a french door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867tons Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 That's not an awkward situation........ I'll tell you an awkward situation.... Imagine for a second you're in the queue for a drink at Boro before the match. Your missus wants a Smirf Ice & they've ran out. She's gone to the loo or is yacking with some mates......Do you:- 1. Leave the queue and find out what substitute would be suitable......risking the angst of those already in the queue...holding everyone up & rejoining the front of the queue as a seen queue jumper or 2. Guess the drink knowing that if you get it wrong you will not understand 'her' & it will be non returnable as it will be opened / poured etc or 3. Go back with no drink at all & get the silent treatment all match for being inconsiderate & thinking only of oneself? Discuss!!!! Has this happened to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh*t. Discuss. The first rule about door club is: you do not talk about door club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatricowl Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Me and a colleague at work were having a discussion regarding Wednesday. One rather interesting question arised - "Would you want Wednesday to lose if it meant United not going up?" Obviously, this is hypothetical since the snorters are back below us as they belong. So let me put this scenario to you - In the Championship, it's the last game of the season and Wednesday will finish midtable regardless of their last games result. Wednesday are playing a team in second place and this team needs to better United's result (who are in third) to secure promotion. It is halftime and United are 3-0 up, cruising to a victory. It is 0-0 in Wednesday's game. So would you take a Wednesday victory (which would send the Blades up), or take a meaningless loss (to prevent the Blades going up)? Personally, I HATE to see Wednesday lose any game. I'd also hate the porcine tw@ts gloating about going up as well. It's an awkward situation.... What would you rather have? Can I sleep on this and let you know tomorrow ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewowl Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 You get a nailed on chance to get your **** wet in a celeb (insert name here) knowing your mrs might find out when you roll out of her hotel the next morning ,with the camera's waiting outside do you carry on for the sake of your CV,? discuss ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluezer Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 I would stay at an hotel that my Mrs didn't own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 What I want to know is how does Eddie make the bricks, joists, roof tiles etc. 'Cos it's going to be really awkward building a house with just doors and windows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eDDie Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 That's ridiculous, Utah. Bricks, joists, roof tiles etc - they're all just made in a factory. You're being silly. Mike Tyson in his prime would have made vault doors for banks and sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalian Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Giant Haystacks used to make all the barn doors in the world. Not sure who has that gig nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 That's not an awkward situation........ I'll tell you an awkward situation.... Imagine for a second you're in the queue for a drink at Boro before the match. Your missus wants a Smirf Ice & they've ran out. She's gone to the loo or is yacking with some mates......Do you:- 1. Leave the queue and find out what substitute would be suitable......risking the angst of those already in the queue...holding everyone up & rejoining the front of the queue as a seen queue jumper or 2. Guess the drink knowing that if you get it wrong you will not understand 'her' & it will be non returnable as it will be opened / poured etc or 3. Go back with no drink at all & get the silent treatment all match for being inconsiderate & thinking only of oneself? Discuss!!!! This is a no-brainer. Number 3. Silent treatment, yes please. At least you can watch the match in peace! And don't worry about running out of Smurf Ice (see what I did there), I have plenty and baby, I got it going on. Call me on 08 00 666 Oh Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh*t. Discuss. This has book written all over it. Or at least a screenplay. I love you (not in a **** whey (spelling intentional)). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryl Catpiss Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 The first rule about door club is: you do not talk about door club! The first rule of Chinese Whispers club, is to not talk about Tiny Whiskers club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest totemowl Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 where would windows come from then? Glad someone could see through his argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewtheowl Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh*t. Discuss. Bit worried about this as my good lady works for a door manufacturer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfmanjack Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 I want us to be playing in the same division as United. it's good for the city (although I'm not a Sheffielder), gives us at least two atmosphere charged games a season, and the main reason, how can we be "better" than they are if we don't play against them. The only way to prove how much better than them we are, is to play them twice a season. Competiton is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bedders Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 That's not an awkward situation........ I'll tell you an awkward situation.... Imagine for a second you're in the queue for a drink at Boro before the match. Your missus wants a Smirf Ice & they've ran out. She's gone to the loo or is yacking with some mates......Do you:- 1. Leave the queue and find out what substitute would be suitable......risking the angst of those already in the queue...holding everyone up & rejoining the front of the queue as a seen queue jumper or 2. Guess the drink knowing that if you get it wrong you will not understand 'her' & it will be non returnable as it will be opened / poured etc or 3. Go back with no drink at all & get the silent treatment all match for being inconsiderate & thinking only of oneself? Discuss!!!! Has this happened to you? It sure has!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kagoshimaowl Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 I hate Wednesday losing too but in this situation, i would say take the loss and keep the pigs down with us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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