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Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh*t.

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so if you punched sacha distel that would be a french door?
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That's not an awkward situation........

I'll tell you an awkward situation.... Imagine for a second you're in the queue for a drink at Boro before the match. Your missus wants a Smirf Ice & they've ran out. She's gone to the loo or is yacking with some mates......Do you:-

1. Leave the queue and find out what substitute would be suitable......risking the angst of those already in the queue...holding everyone up & rejoining the front of the queue as a seen queue jumper or

2. Guess the drink knowing that if you get it wrong you will not understand 'her' & it will be non returnable as it will be opened / poured etc or

3. Go back with no drink at all & get the silent treatment all match for being inconsiderate & thinking only of oneself?

Discuss!!!!

Has this happened to you?

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Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh*t.

Discuss.

The first rule about door club is: you do not talk about door club!

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Me and a colleague at work were having a discussion regarding Wednesday. One rather interesting question arised - "Would you want Wednesday to lose if it meant United not going up?" Obviously, this is hypothetical since the snorters are back below us as they belong.

So let me put this scenario to you -

In the Championship, it's the last game of the season and Wednesday will finish midtable regardless of their last games result. Wednesday are playing a team in second place and this team needs to better United's result (who are in third) to secure promotion. It is halftime and United are 3-0 up, cruising to a victory. It is 0-0 in Wednesday's game.

So would you take a Wednesday victory (which would send the Blades up), or take a meaningless loss (to prevent the Blades going up)?

Personally, I HATE to see Wednesday lose any game. I'd also hate the porcine tw@ts gloating about going up as well.

It's an awkward situation....

What would you rather have?

Can I sleep on this and let you know tomorrow ?

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That's not an awkward situation........

I'll tell you an awkward situation.... Imagine for a second you're in the queue for a drink at Boro before the match. Your missus wants a Smirf Ice & they've ran out. She's gone to the loo or is yacking with some mates......Do you:-

1. Leave the queue and find out what substitute would be suitable......risking the angst of those already in the queue...holding everyone up & rejoining the front of the queue as a seen queue jumper or

2. Guess the drink knowing that if you get it wrong you will not understand 'her' & it will be non returnable as it will be opened / poured etc or

3. Go back with no drink at all & get the silent treatment all match for being inconsiderate & thinking only of oneself?

Discuss!!!!

This is a no-brainer. Number 3. Silent treatment, yes please. At least you can watch the match in peace!

And don't worry about running out of Smurf Ice (see what I did there), I have plenty and baby, I got it going on. Call me on 08 00 666 Oh Yeah!

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Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh*t.

Discuss.

This has book written all over it. Or at least a screenplay.

I love you (not in a **** whey (spelling intentional)).

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Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and sh*t.

Discuss.

Bit worried about this as my good lady works for a door manufacturer!

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I want us to be playing in the same division as United. it's good for the city (although I'm not a Sheffielder), gives us at least two atmosphere charged games a season, and the main reason, how can we be "better" than they are if we don't play against them. The only way to prove how much better than them we are, is to play them twice a season.

Competiton is good.

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That's not an awkward situation........

I'll tell you an awkward situation.... Imagine for a second you're in the queue for a drink at Boro before the match. Your missus wants a Smirf Ice & they've ran out. She's gone to the loo or is yacking with some mates......Do you:-

1. Leave the queue and find out what substitute would be suitable......risking the angst of those already in the queue...holding everyone up & rejoining the front of the queue as a seen queue jumper or

2. Guess the drink knowing that if you get it wrong you will not understand 'her' & it will be non returnable as it will be opened / poured etc or

3. Go back with no drink at all & get the silent treatment all match for being inconsiderate & thinking only of oneself?

Discuss!!!!

Has this happened to you?

It sure has!!!

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