KivoOwl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 This aftertoon I had an operation to rep two wisdom teeth from my mouth. I had tried to schedule the appointment around our home games, but a cancellation came through today that meant I could get it over and done with. I'm currently doped up on co-codemine and anti-inflammatories, plus i'm spitting more blood than, erm, someone who spits blood a lot. The question is, should I still go to the match tomorrow? Currently, the drugs are working, maaaan, but opening my jaw further than a centimetre is currently a no-go. Also, what's the illest or incapacitated you've ever been when at a match? And what's the worst thing you've ever had that's kept you from even setting off? I can remember my dad having severe shits on the day on the 93 Cup final - it must have been going through him like air through a sieve for him to miss that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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brian joicey Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 in 1983 i has a car crash in ipswich 2 weeks before the semi final at highbury.i punctured a lung,broke my ribs and colarbone and was on a drip for a fortnight.on the day of the semi i discharged myself from hospital, my mates picked me up and i duly attended highbury!! wish i flippinghadn't....never felt so ill and we lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest intercity0wl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 This aftertoon I had an operation to rep two wisdom teeth from my mouth. I had tried to schedule the appointment around our home games, but a cancellation came through today that meant I could get it over and done with. I'm currently doped up on co-codemine and anti-inflammatories, plus i'm spitting more blood than, erm, someone who spits blood a lot. The question is, should I still go to the match tomorrow? Currently, the drugs are working, maaaan, but opening my jaw further than a centimetre is currently a no-go. Also, what's the illest or incapacitated you've ever been when at a match? And what's the worst thing you've ever had that's kept you from even setting off? I can remember my dad having severe shits on the day on the 93 Cup final - it must have been going through him like air through a sieve for him to miss that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***HIRSTY*** Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Everyone look at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonbones Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 (edited) I once ill advisedly went to a match knowing I had the shits. That was not the best choice i've ever made. edit: I believe it was Sunderland at home, back when we were still a top division side. Edited May 6, 2011 by salmonbones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GodsanOwl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 In 1966 my dads appendix burst 2 days before the FA Cup Final against Everton. He had attended every game away in the cup run, all of which we won (obviously). He missed the final and we lost....he actually still blames himself to this day, although as far as I know there was no way he would have managed to get a tackle in on Trebilcock!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebneeb Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I went a couple of weeks after braking my back skiing. We were playing the pigs and when we scored a load of people fell forwards onto my back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewowl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 This aftertoon I had an operation to rep two wisdom teeth from my mouth. I had tried to schedule the appointment around our home games, but a cancellation came through today that meant I could get it over and done with. I'm currently doped up on co-codemine and anti-inflammatories, plus i'm spitting more blood than, erm, someone who spits blood a lot. The question is, should I still go to the match tomorrow? Currently, the drugs are working, maaaan, but opening my jaw further than a centimetre is currently a no-go. Also, what's the illest or incapacitated you've ever been when at a match? And what's the worst thing you've ever had that's kept you from even setting off? I can remember my dad having severe shits on the day on the 93 Cup final - it must have been going through him like air through a sieve for him to miss that one. Get Yersen down, The wife’s dad is 72 and has been in a wheelchair since his late 20’s and hardly misses a match, how incapacitated do you have to be. If you still feel so poo you can listen to it on player mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M Royds Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 In 24 hours you'll feel a lot better. The worst I ever felt when I went to a match was this true story. I had a problem with my tail. The foreskin was constantly cracking and was tight over the head. This proved to be extremely painful when urinating along with urine getting into the cracks and stinging me. The doctor said I would have to have a circumcision. I went in the hospital on a Monday, had the op and was out by Wednesday. The pain at the time was absolutely horrendous. The head of my tail had swelled to almost double the size. I thought to myself by Saturday the swelling will have gone down and I’ll be all right for the match. Come Saturday the swelling was still there as was the pain. My head said that I shouldn’t go but my heart won so I went. I thought I would sit down on the North rather than stand on the Kop as there would be less chance of me bumping into someone and therefore inducing pain. Anyway, the upshot is that I was pumping into people all afternoon, including at the turnstile, toilet etc. I returned home in great pain and cursed myself for going. So in response to your concern is go as having two wisdom teeth removed surely can’t be as bad a having a circumcision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taylorslandlord Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 try not to whistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spondon Owl Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 In 24 hours you'll feel a lot better. The worst I ever felt when I went to a match was this true story. I had a problem with my tail. The foreskin was constantly cracking and was tight over the head. This proved to be extremely painful when urinating along with urine getting into the cracks and stinging me. The doctor said I would have to have a circumcision. I went in the hospital on a Monday, had the op and was out by Wednesday. The pain at the time was absolutely horrendous. The head of my tail had swelled to almost double the size. I thought to myself by Saturday the swelling will have gone down and I’ll be all right for the match. Come Saturday the swelling was still there as was the pain. My head said that I shouldn’t go but my heart won so I went. I thought I would sit down on the North rather than stand on the Kop as there would be less chance of me bumping into someone and therefore inducing pain. Anyway, the upshot is that I was pumping into people all afternoon, including at the turnstile, toilet etc. I returned home in great pain and cursed myself for going. So in response to your concern is go as having two wisdom teeth removed surely can’t be as bad a having a circumcision. :ohmy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Get thisen dahn Kivo ,all the pain of the last 15 years and you moan about having your teeth out ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam779 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 From Kivo's Facebook; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 From Kivo's Facebook; They were only going to take out his wisdom teeth, but he kept moaning so they took out a few more for a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Uploaded with ImageShack.us Borrow these mate ,Doubt if the dog will mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I once ill advisedly went to a match knowing I had the shits. That was not the best choice i've ever made. edit: I believe it was Sunderland at home, back when we were still a top division side. Bad times. I went to Chesterfield suffering from a bad case of the shits during the promotion season. Freezing cold and Saltergate was hardly the most hospitable of away ends at the best of times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCOWL Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 The worst pain I've ever felt is my mate dragging me out of bed to see a rainy 0-0 against Wimbledon. I'd spent 6 months trying to get a girl into said bed, finally succeeded, I should have stayed there and hopped on again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCOWL Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 (edited) Give it a miss Kivo. Wisdom teeth are rumbleing horrible, the bleeding can go on for days. Edited May 7, 2011 by NYCOWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCOWL Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 I bet Cardiff would love Wisdom teeth. At last, a decent excuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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