***HIRSTY*** Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I don't even like knowingly being in the same room as them never mind having one talk to me. I couldn't imagine having one as a wife rumbleing nagging at me, I'd end up in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KivoOwl Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My sister's bloke is a pig, and they've just had their first child - my first nephew. Already the arguments have begun over who he'll support, but i'm proud to say my sister is standing her ground quite well, and a trip to the Megastore on Saturday brought some much needed provisions to go alongside the pig ones. She's even tried chucking a pig babygrow thing in the wash with a load of red clothes to try and make it go pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicNac Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Not *quite* as bad, my other half's a Donny fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesdaywizard Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Mine's a miller. Her family are bitter and there is NO/ZERO/ZILCH chance that my kids will be anything other than Wednesdayites My soon to be step daughter is already a Wednesdayite, which has gone down like a shít sandwich with our lass' dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddishswfc Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My other half is Man Ure through and through, as are all her family Saturdays can be pretty dire at times.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifty Powers Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My ex was a season ticket holder at the sty. She gave rubbish blowjobs. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. For some reason, that properly made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B_SWFC Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 My other half is Man Ure through and through, as are all her family Saturdays can be pretty dire at times.... Man U fans don't know what it's like to support a football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewtheowl Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Thankfully my good lady isn't a blade. She's a villa fan. When we moved to Sheffield last year she swore she wouldn't get interested in Wednesday but she is now referring to us as "we" and is now wanting to come to games when I start taking my son. We live very close to the ground so it's not like she can ignore it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambler Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My ex was/is a Huddersfield fan, so were all her family. Thank fuck I'm not with her anymore after them doing the double over us. My Fiancée is an owl. The first thing she bought for our wedding was a SWFC garter. Top lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark$ide Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My direct line manager is a blade. Also works in the same office. Has a season ticket as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handball_!! Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My wife is not a blade, but she's crap with money and has run up a massive overdraft that she cannot pay off... Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My wife is a blade :st2: :st2: flippingshameful. I'd like to state on the record that I am not related to Paul in any way. Thankyou. (p.s. are you taking me to a game when I come over?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fish Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My ex is a blade....or so she said. Now I'm not saying they're all thick but I told her once that everyone's blood is blue, until you cut yourself, when it turns to red. She didn't believe me at first but I proved it when I told her to look at the veins in her arm. daft bint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My wife is a grunter. A proper one too. She's lovely though (apart from this bit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeeeeJ Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My Mrs is a Man U fan. Good job she isn't a Blade though, or i'd probably have killed her now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkskaphil Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My wife is a grunter. Mine's a screamer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B_SWFC Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Mine's a screamer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B_SWFC Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Mine's a screamer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh_weds_we_love_you Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Mrs AlanHarper doesn't like football - so might as well be a blade. I did manage to convert a Liverpool season ticket holder into an Owl back in the 90s (she's still an Owl to this day) by the power of my tail. Never, ever been out with a Blade - and never will. Remember being in the old Club Wow (oh yeah baby!) and snogging this girl. I saw something flash near her clevage, I looked down and it was a Blades pendant on her necklace. I asked for a closer inspection, she pulled it out and said she was a big Unitedite. I just tongued her mate and fooked off to find my mates on the other dance floor after going to the bar for a vodka to try and clean my mouth. Dirty, horrible pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkskaphil Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Being from Surrey and now living in London, I'm fortunate enough to rarely encounter any blunts. The closest I came was going on a date about a year ago with a cousin of Colin Kazim-Richards. She said that her family was pretty much divided between Owls and Blunts, but she didn't support either. Nice girl, but we didn't see eachother again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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