asteener1867 Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 (edited) Theres a little piece of chewin' gum, on't step in front of me I've been starin' at the f.ookin' thing, since 1993 I watch the game til we're 1 up, with 20 odd to go then find me eyes are drawn to it, its weird dontcha know Hear all the sounds around me, can tell if its our throw can tell if they're attackin' or if on the break we go I hate to hear the distant cheer, that from the West does flit an' mumbling cursin' Wednesday fans around me sayin' "Sh* T!" Theres a little piece of chewin' gum, on't step in front of me I hope they never clean it up..its friendly doncha see? If Wednesday should go up this year, promotion we do win I'm gonna pick the f.ooker up..an' keep it in a tin Edited April 23, 2017 by asteener1867 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Just pick the f.ooker up, stick it on thi nose and call thissen spearmint rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Now that's better, normal service resumed. Don't be letting them standards drop again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 I had a little poem I took it wherever I would go But oh where have I misplaced it Does someone on here know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Clean it off Ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlofOliveGrove Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Get thi Karcher out lads. Time to steam clean the step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroswfc Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furious George Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 I hear your plight, It just ain't right, Everytime we score, It must be a bore, Fans bouncing and getting all jiggly, Whilst you sit and stare at a stick of wrigley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAWAW Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, OwlofOliveGrove said: Get thi Karcher out lads. Time to steam clean the step. I think it might be chiseled in. It'll take a good 6 years to get it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffs owl Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 31 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said: Clean it off Ffs. why it's not my chewing gum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTacoSWFC Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Photo's please... I want to see this piece of chewing gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 You have to view the old lady like your gran. Would you leave chewing gum on her head ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted April 23, 2017 Author Share Posted April 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Mr Farrell said: You have to view the old lady like your gran. Would you leave chewing gum on her head ? Probably...but I can't be ar*ed wiv the exhumation order.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 4 hours ago, aeroswfc said: Eat it. It's made of granite. What are his teeth? Diamond tipped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 6 hours ago, asteener1867 said: Theres a little piece of chewin' gum, on't step in front of me I've been starin' at the f.ookin' thing, since 1993 I watch the game til we're 1 up, with 20 odd to go then find me eyes are drawn to it, its weird dontcha know Hear all the sounds around me, can tell if its our throw can tell if they're attackin' or if on the break we go I hate to hear the distant cheer, that from the West does flit an' mumbling cursin' Wednesday fans around me sayin' "Sh* T!" Theres a little piece of chewin' gum, on't step in front of me I hope they never clean it up..its friendly doncha see? If Wednesday should go up this year, promotion we do win I'm gonna pick the f.ooker up..an' keep it in a tin Brilliant mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chardron Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Mr Farrell said: Clean it off Ffs. 7 hours ago, ffs owl said: why it's not my chewing gum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Hillsborough is awash with age old ghosts like Wilson, Rimmer & Quigley Then of all things Asteener starts mumbling 'bout an ancient piece of Wrigley Our Owlstalk laureate should have nowt but rhyme and meter on the brain But a piece of gum on a granite step? Well he must be stoned again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWL1969 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I'd love to write a poem Where the lyrics all just fit But I just can't think of one So I'll leave you with this sh.. rubbish. Ps great stuff asteener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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