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An Ode To Gary Megson


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Wilkos, Meggos, Imre Varadis??

F.ookin' Owls fans!..... want a Tardis?

The only place we head to fast?

 flyin' off into the past

Harry catterick  sadly lost

(probably still win more than Jos)

tricky trevor, big fat Ron?

wantin' stuff already gone

Sheffield Wednesday R.I P

killed by hope an' FFP

 

 

 

 

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Mr C, Jos has us snoring

Please stop handing your Money to Doyen

 

Our Wage Bill is quite Obscene

Our squad is Crocks and Old Has Beens

 

Mr C, we can rise higher

In the recent past there was a Messiah

 

He built a squad around Lord Semedo

Oh how he made Dem Blades Bawl and Bray So

garymegson

 

Gary Megson will build a team,

which will take us to the Premier League

 

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2 hours ago, Dronfield Blue said:

I'm pro Megson and I think he could do a job for us with our current situation.

 

I understand those that don't agree though, and I respect that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....but you're wrong garymegson

 

True. HE would work miracles. For HE is a Magical Ginger Genius. 

 

garymegson

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10 minutes ago, Whitechapel Owl said:

What we need is a good crosser

Not a boring, ginger tósser.

While Jos has made my willy harden

Gary's been busy, in his garden

Blue and White, Simaniac too

they come on here, posting poo

I'm sorry lads he aint the answer

Just like Carlos, the charming chancer

 

HIS garden is Grenoside Woods. A place where miracles are created. Such as a fit and healthy squad   

 

garymegson

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11 hours ago, Sonny said:

Gary, Oh Gary,

If you hadn’t been such a nob,

You wouldn’t have got sacked,

Glad you did though,

Coz we got promoted,

Silly prïck

Read this a couple of times but doesn't seem to flow right...I'll keep reading .

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Gary, Oh Gary,

If you hadn’t been such a nob,

You wouldn’t have got sacked,

Glad you did though,

Coz we got promoted,

Silly prïck

 

23 minutes ago, JOCOWl said:

Read this a couple of times but doesn't seem to flow right...I'll keep reading .

 

Gary Oh Gary (you’re better than Sarri)

Milan was such a nob (you were half way through the job)

You should have been backed (instead of being sacked)

Bad you weren’t though (to wisely spend the dough)

cos we got promoted bloated

(and soon we’ll be demoted)

In a Silly Fix

And now we’re pooing bricks

 

Any better?

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11 hours ago, Pablo Bonvin said:

We've got Can

He don't like Spam

He much prefers ham

And he really loves jam.

 

I'll take my prize in Green Shield stamps please.

He might be a veggie who don't eat Spam,

or ham, 

or even lamb.

Maybe he just likes his butties 'wi jam in'...

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4 hours ago, Dronfield Blue said:

I'm pro Megson and I think he could do a job for us with our current situation.

 

I understand those that don't agree though, and I respect that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....but you're wrong garymegson

Too sensible. Say something outrageous!

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Gary, we all know you bleed blue and white

However your football is utter sh!te.

Please don't come and manage here again

You can no longer rely on that winger called Ben (Marshall)

 

You've not been a boss for six years

How on earth have you kept up with your peers?

The idea that you're better than Jos

Really is utter dross.

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In the rustling trees above greno

As the ginger dry leaves start to fall

We remember the reign of the Meggo

and dream  "did it happen at all?"

As the gap closed on porcine pretenders

hoping for Sheffields crown

As  they trotted to Hillsboroughs portals

and then by  O Grady ..cut down

Chest thumping our Red headed hero...

Turned to them... showed them the badge

As the Eastbank it heaved, had his heart on his sleeve

Now he's after a job on the cadge

Can we truly as fans of The Wednesday, 

Ignore this great hero of ours?

Has it not come the time, although he's past his prime

to remember his ginger haired powers?

He'd sit 'em on Kop and talk history

he'd run 'em from from Wharncliffe to Storrs

they just couldn't take anymore

 

If you want to be Sheffield Wednesday, 

then act on the blue hallowed stage

sadly though lads it went ever so bad

when they f.ooked it all up...

 

 

Stevenage

 

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, Rogerwyldesmullet said:

 

Gary, Oh Gary,

If you hadn’t been such a nob,

You wouldn’t have got sacked,

Glad you did though,

Coz we got promoted,

Silly prïck

 

 

Gary Oh Gary (you’re better than Sarri)

Milan was such a nob (you were half way through the job)

You should have been backed (instead of being sacked)

Bad you weren’t though (to wisely spend the dough)

cos we got promoted bloated

(and soon we’ll be demoted)

In a Silly Fix

And now we’re pooing bricks

 

Any better?

Think I preferred the first version!

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1 hour ago, Belfast Owl 2 said:

 

Yes.

 

We never would have went on that run if we stuck with him.

 

Look at our recent form before he left

 

We got a new manager, played actual football and went up.

 

 

Did our dip in form not coincide with the departure of Marshall and our upturn coincide with the arrival of Antonio.

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