AlbertOB Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 You'd love it at away games. Partly why I dont go.................I used to when I was younger Ive got a room booked at the Hilton Wembley Stadium (£200 / night) for the play off final........and Im still undecided whether to go or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee A Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Get the whole kop doing the haka war dance while they are standing that would scare them Or Gangnam style Would look like we were all charging towards the pitch riding invisible horses Pant sh#ttingly scary stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1963owl Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 No Im an old mardy arse Ive paid £36 to SIT and WATCH my team win a play off place........hopefully I dont want that spoiling just because some arsehole thinks its cool or something to stand up...............idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 I'm on the South but I could stand in solidarity. For about 10 seconds before the blue rinse squad start whispering 'what appalling behaviour' amongst themselves, and I feel very uncomfortable from all the stares. Then I'll quickly sit down. Sorry Make sure your Tartan blanket dosnt fall off your legs when you stand up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Standing up? F*** that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Make sure your Tartan blanket dosnt fall off your legs when you stand up I knew I had forgotten to pack something. Spare undies. Check toilet paper. Check tartan blanket. Check It's going to be a great afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopswfc76 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Hope Albert is no where near me on Kop then miserable old bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertOB Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Hope Albert is no where near me on Kop then miserable old bugger. Why, what will you do to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 (edited) He might attempt to attack you with a piece of fruit. Let's suppose he is brandishing a pear or even worse, a ripe avocado. How do you plan to defend yourself in that situation? Edited April 29, 2016 by pauli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedee Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 If everybody stood up on the kop I would be back on the east bank straight away, standing behind a goal is great, sitting behind a goal is rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesteel Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 I remember standing up on the south stand for 30 seconds around the time that Leon Clarke scored in that palace game. Some bloke with a whiskey nose started turning the air blue. He only needed to ask nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nethertonowl Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 I'm 6ft 8 so it's like I'm standing up. You couldn't sit in the south any way if your 6ft 8, no bloody leg room ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrbuk Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 You couldn't sit in the south any way if your 6ft 8, no bloody leg room ! Better than the kop, you need to take your legs off at the knees and I'm only 6ft 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient zero Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 He might attempt to attack you with a piece of fruit. Let's suppose he is brandishing a pear or even worse, a ripe avocado. How do you plan to defend yourself in that situation? Release the 16 tonne weight (Or Steve Evans, whichever is the heaviest). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertOB Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 He might attempt to attack you with a piece of fruit. Let's suppose he is brandishing a pear or even worse, a ripe avocado. How do you plan to defend yourself in that situation? I will bring Prawns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopswfc76 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Why, what will you do to me? Block your view, that's all big lad calm yourself down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertOB Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Block your view, that's all big lad calm yourself down. me calm down...........its you doing the threatening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopswfc76 Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 me calm down...........its you doing the threatening Where? If I've posted anything that makes you feel threatened I apologise but you must have had some sheltered life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCOWL Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Why, what will you do to me? Owl you to the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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