sonofbert2 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, DuttyTeabags said: Chaps I must apologise for my tirade on this thread and any offence caused have just been to see my therapist and she has confirmed onset of menopause. My HRT starts next week so please feel free to keep the #jordanisjesu threads. I'll be sure to upvote and send him a nice Christmas card. You should write JR a letter explaining your circumstances and he'll probably send you a signed enrolement for yoga classes and a CD he put together himself of his favourite Meditation Mix. I wrote to him about my erectile dysfunction and he sent me some viagra, a memory stick of muck, some lolly sticks and a roll of gaffer tape and autographed the lot. The letter is too iffy to publish but the techniques he quoted were very useful. Top bloke is JR. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 No matter what you say about him, Jordan loves you too DuttyTeabags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarn owl Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Well done Jordan absolutely brilliant. Nice to have a class act like that associated with the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Jordan's handwriting is rather in the style of a teenage schoolgirl. Just an observation. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Just now, Colinwestzicoest said: Jordan's handwriting is rather in the style of a teenage schoolgirl. Just an observation. Discuss. He's no Meghan Markle.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: He's no Meghan Markle.... I don't know give Jordan a banana & there's no telling what he could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlinmad Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: He's no Meghan Markle.... You mean a parasitic drain on the country ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Colinwestzicoest said: I don't know give Jordan a banana & there's no telling what he could do. Did you write to him about struggling to get stiff too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Owlinmad said: You mean a parasitic drain on the country ? Noooooo, I meant her beautiful handwriting, her cute freckly nose and the fact that she's wasting herself on that gingercock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fudge27 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 As a good a deed as this is, the most impressive thing is his hand writing! How neat is that? wouldn't expect anything else from him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: Did you write to him about struggling to get stiff too? Yes he was very empathetic. He's harder when scoring goals, it's a stress thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Colinwestzicoest said: Yes he was very empathetic. He's harder when scoring goals, it's a stress thing. Did he tell you the "couldn't get up at the big moment" story? (Penalties v Huddersfield) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, Colinwestzicoest said: I don't know give Jordan a banana & there's no telling what he could do. Jordan would trump Megan. I think if Jordan Rhodes was given two bananas he would make football boots out of them and send them to a football mad kid in Mozambique, 'your special' would be on the side & there would be a truly inspirational schoolgirl writing letter with it. He's a true footballing Messiah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinwestzicoest Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: Did he tell you the "couldn't get up at the big moment" story? (Penalties v Huddersfield) Quite the opposite he said that he had phantom one that day out of the blue just before the penalty and couldn't get it down. He said he didn't want to cause a scene strolling up with his massive stonker. Poor guy, stress is terrible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBQ24 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 5 hours ago, torres said: Amazing Jordan, what a fine human being he is. That is what football is really all about. I doubt ive ever been prouder of our £10m, £40k a week centre forward Hi Wilder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, VBQ24 said: Hi Wilder Ay up Rolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinnssweetshop Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 nice, but so are many things the footballers do in their own spare time.. Nothing negative about what he did here, but lets not make him a saint. he was a let down as a footballer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treborowl Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 9 hours ago, Blue and white said: He will return. He will get his chance under Bruce. He will rediscover his form and score for fun. The doubters will wet themselves like they did the return of Westwood and claim he is the second coming. second coming? lucky git 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Colinwestzicoest said: Jordan's handwriting is rather in the style of a teenage schoolgirl. Just an observation. Discuss. similar -but missing a few generic characteristics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Yorks Owl Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 6 hours ago, briggowl said: Rhodes will work well with 2 paced wingers who can get 12/15 decent crosses in the box during 90 minutes. Get the players to create for him then yes. If not he won't ever suit our current style. Good bloke but poorly conceived signing for us. Exactly right, the lad is quality with his head. Unfortunately crossing the ball isn’t really our thing. Have to agree that it was a barmy signing. Still like JR as a bloke and would love him to come good for us, but not sure it’s going to happen. Also got to admire the fella for writing to young fans in such a kind way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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