Doghouse Daz Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 32 minutes ago, Anton DecChair said: Right, I've had enough of this! I've been up since 4 o'clock and all that sweet and and sugary int'it great to be a Wednesdayite garbage has worn off! * We still have major FFP issues. * We have to find £12 million from somewhere. * We failed to realise any cash from our assets. * Nobody's gone out on loan so no reduction in the payroll. * Two new loanees ON the payroll. * The teams we've beaten are all at the bottom of the table. * No sign of new revenue streams. * No place in the squad for Westwood and he's costing big bucks. * Lee, Hooper and Abdi still injured. * No matchday commentary from BBC Radio Sheffield for those who can't get to the game. * No commentary rights income from the BBC. * We've slipped to tenth in the table. * Sunday papers are raving about the pigs thrashing Villa. * Sunday papers reporting our result from a "desperate times for Reading" perspective. * England could lose the Test. * Yorkshire could get relegated. * Can't get a veggie Sunday dinner ..or is it lunch? * Just checked...Failed to win the Lottery...AGAIN * Post match euphoria doesn't last as long as it used to. Just dive straight in why don't yer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Willow Owl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Holmowl said: I can see this as a charming RomCom. Hugh Grant or Colin Firth playing Willow, Andie McDowell or Julia Roberts as Mrs Willow. Like the names playing my good self. You would be 11 minutes ago, s73owl said: Julia Roberts julia roberts belching, farting and scratching the old lady parts then asking me if I fancied the leg over? In my dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton DecChair Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: How's about a stab at me n Hooky's music quiz Anton ? Take the edge off your troubles for a while .... There's nowt wrong wi' me! Tell me more about this quiz thing..... I'm alright up to 1991. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Willow Owl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Holmowl said: I can see this as a charming RomCom. Hugh Grant or Colin Firth playing Willow, Andie McDowell or Julia Roberts as Mrs Willow. Like the idea of Colin Firth playing my good self. You would be better with Graeme Mcdowell playing our lass though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Willow Owl said: Like the idea of Colin Firth playing my good self. You would be better with Graeme Mcdowell playing our lass though. Isnt he sporting a beard at the moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 4 hours ago, S36 OWL said: Tis indeed a good morning, made all the sweeter by the fact the mother in law has gone on a cruise for three weeks . Three whole weeks without the evil witch . Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: I'll have a go...you know about my deep and forensic knowledge of football?...I'm the same with music. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Just now, Hookowl said: I was led to believe it was multiple choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: I was led to believe it was multiple choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 27 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: I'll have a go...you know about my deep and forensic knowledge of football?...I'm the same with music. Exactly what I was thinking!! had you in mind ..... I had everyone except 2 on the Haynes Manual including the MkII Cortina GT !!....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Gonna probably get a reight bollocking here off Neil? But the quiz isn't on this thread it's on @Spencerowl 's thread "can we trust him yet "..... Neils probably not too fussed.. He's busy eating a tart in Bakewell ..... Hope the lasses fella catches him munching ........ Spencer may be a bit peed off we have hijacked his thread ,so be nice to him, and promise him a gift ..... T Shirt or summat you know what he's like ....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, s73owl said: Julia Roberts julia roberts belching, farting and scratching the old lady parts then asking me if I fancied the leg over? There's no of those shenanigans go off in our house, thank God, not even on her birthday.i can always tell when our lass is feeling that way........ she shaves her armpits . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Holmowl said: Isnt he sporting a beard at the moment? So is our lass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, S36 OWL said: There's no of those shenanigans go off in our house, thank God, not even on her birthday.i can always tell when our lass is feeling that way........ she shaves her armpits . She's not from Barnsley is she? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Willow Owl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Holmowl said: Isnt he sporting a beard at the moment? So is our lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Willow Owl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, S36 OWL said: So is our lass. Sorry mate didnt see you had already posted that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Holmowl said: Isnt he sporting a beard at the moment? 1 hour ago, S36 OWL said: So is our lass. 4 minutes ago, Willow Owl said: So is our lass I will put over the inch-perfect crosses and you two can queue up at the back post to nod ‘em past the stranded keeper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, s73owl said: She's not from Barnsley is she? Near enough mate. Penistone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Willow Owl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Holmowl said: I will put over the inch-perfect crosses and you two can queue up at the back post to nod ‘em past the stranded keeper. I'll do the front stick pal. Let S36 Owl knock em in the back door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Willow Owl said: I'll do the front stick pal. Let S36 Owl knock em in the back door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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