Eastleigh Owl Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Snooty said: When a thread gets to the stage where Eastleigh is peacemaker That's it Snoots, I'm off for a blood test tomorrow, just haven't been feeling myself recently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: When a thread gets to the stage where Eastleigh is peacemaker And,I've been working sooooo hard on my online persona, must admit to feeling a little deflated by that comment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Eastleigh Owl said: That's it Snoots, I'm off for a blood test tomorrow, just haven't been feeling myself recently. Bet you've got pointy ears annall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: Bet you've got pointy ears annall. You'll have pointy ears annall if i'm not top of that fatwa list you've got by the weekend 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sonofbert2 Posted July 17, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2018 Two grown men offering each other out over a post asking about taking a 1 year old to a pre-season friendly against a Spanish team where the clubs response to the same question was to offer a discount on the most expensive admission price available which includes 2 courses of Yorkshire Tapas. Roll on the new season sharpish.... 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, sonofbert2 said: Two grown men offering each other out over a post asking about taking a 1 year old to a pre-season friendly against a Spanish team where the clubs response to the same question was to offer a discount on the most expensive admission price available which includes 2 courses of Yorkshire Tapas. Roll on the new season sharpish.... I've never liked you. Fancy a fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastleigh Owl Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: I've never liked you. Fancy a fight? Hope you're not thinking of letting him jump the queue/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride_of_the_road Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 44 minutes ago, Eastleigh Owl said: Where there's a will there's a way. The club don't offer storage-wouldn't expect them to. Prams are or could be an obstacle and are banned under HS&E regs, can see the point there. Ring the corner shop up on Vere Road and ask them to store it for you for a fiver, jobs a good un. If tango can leave his suitcase at wetherspoons then anythings possible 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Just now, Costello 77 said: I've never liked you. Fancy a fight? Only if tha puts thi babby o'er there out o' way before I leather thi. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride_of_the_road Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 45 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: How old is too old for Hillsborough, that's what I want to know. I thought similar the other day. What age do you move to the South stand? Been on kop then moved to north. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, sonofbert2 said: Only if tha puts thi babby o'er there out o' way before I leather thi. I've got a flick knife....and clackers. I've been trained on windmilling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ash76 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Can I just alert you to the following word in the English dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ash76 said: Can I just alert you to the following word in the English dictionary? I know those two. Anything a bit more challenging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, pride_of_the_road said: I thought similar the other day. What age do you move to the South stand? Been on kop then moved to north. The move from North to South isn't simply triggered by age alone as many belive, but more to do with your age/shrinking ratio. Once you have withered to a certain degree the leg room issues of the South become a thing of the past and before you know it you'll be sat there snugly and thinking how the close proximity to the seat in front is actually really reducing the wind chill factor around your ankle. I always think it's worth attending a cup tie in the south to gauge your shrinkage before making the decision in the summer as to whether the time has come to join the Werthers O.G's 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 The seats in the South were originally made specifically for 1 year olds attending their first games. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride_of_the_road Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: The move from North to South isn't simply triggered by age alone as many belive, but more to do with your age/shrinking ratio. Once you have withered to a certain degree the leg room issues of the South become a thing of the past and before you know it you'll be sat there snugly and thinking how the close proximity to the seat in front is actually really reducing the wind chill factor around your ankle. I always think it's worth attending a cup tie in the south to gauge your shrinkage before making the decision in the summer as to whether the time has come to join the Werthers O.G's Dont mention shrinkage to our lass I shall head to the south to measure my shrinkage in the first cup game 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Preseason friendly, crap chips, no nappy changing facilities, Bernard, with a 2 hour bus ride and Mattias up front? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan_Pepper Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Baby harness and some headphones and you should be golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peacock1961 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 3 hours ago, sonofbert2 said: best ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torryowl Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 I'd take him mate he cant be any more annoying than the 2 brats who sit in front of us and there aged around 10 -14 …….up and fecking down all match , one of them teases the life out the other who then tells his mam who then tells the other one to pack it in and who then proceeds to torment him even more and all the while he playing on his phone …….there's a family of two hats who sit behind us who we arnt keen on either and there age range is 60 to 30 …….age don't really come into it when it comes to annoying people . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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