asteener1867 Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Maxine said: Ouch asteener I didn't know you could be so bitchy, stop slagging my hero off. Ok Maxine..I admit I am old , cold and bitter.... Answer me one question Did Sir Lancelot say.... "I can tow you home young lady..But I will need yer phone number just in case ...................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: Ok Maxine..I admit I am old , cold and bitter.... Answer me one question Did Sir Lancelot say.... "I can tow you home young lady..But I will need yer phone number just in case ...................... Tut tut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Maxine said: Tut tut. No denial then.... Ok max..... Is Sir Lancelot still at yours? "Ohh Young Lady...all this towing has quite taken it out of me...could I come in for a coffee?" Edited January 16, 2018 by asteener1867 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just got back 2357 Car depraved at Fullwood Rd walked to top of Crimicar Lane 5" of snow. Enjoyed game some more than decent performances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: Just got back 2357 Car depraved at Fullwood Rd walked to top of Crimicar Lane 5" of snow. Enjoyed game some more than decent performances. WELL DONE NEV A YOUNGSTER WOULD HAVE STRUGGLED UP THERE MATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post asteener1867 Posted January 17, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, nevthelodgemoorowl said: Just got back 2357 Car depraved at Fullwood Rd walked to top of Crimicar Lane 5" of snow. Enjoyed game some more than decent performances. Whats a "Depraved" car...Like a " Lancia rapist" or summat?.....A "Ford Fellatio" ? 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: No denial then.... Ok max..... Is Sir Lancelot still at yours? "Ohh Young Lady...all this towing has quite taken it out of me...could I come in for a coffee?2 You're turning my lovely super hero story into A cheap tacky smutty one. You're just jealous knowone came to your aid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, trevdi9 said: WELL DONE NEV A YOUNGSTER WOULD HAVE STRUGGLED UP THERE MATE My Lad ran up home and got my wheelchair for last 600yards 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Maxine said: You're turning my lovely super hero story into A cheap tacky smutty one. You're just jealous knowone came to your aid Spot on Maxine... There were several 4X4 drivers that breezed past...3 gritters and a tractor....You try being 16 stone an' battin' yer eyelashes ..in a f.ookin' blizzard....I tried to show a calf to a bloke in a Suburu.... but by the time I'd rolled me trouser leg up....me shin was blue! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopswfc76 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Pfft young uns just text he's in bed in Audenshaw, Manchester after a drive home over woodhead no idea what's up with you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 Just now, coopswfc76 said: Pfft young uns just text he's in bed in Audenshaw, Manchester after a drive home over woodhead no idea what's up with you all. Yea..but he lives in Walkley............. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maxine Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Spot on Maxine... There were several 4X4 drivers that breezed past...3 gritters and a tractor....You try being 16 stone an' battin' yer eyelashes ..in a f.ookin' blizzard....I tried to show a calf to a bloke in a Suburu.... but by the time I'd rolled me trouser leg up....me shin was blue! Haha, I was blocking the whole of Stannington Road up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taximark Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, coopswfc76 said: Pfft young uns just text he's in bed in Audenshaw, Manchester after a drive home over woodhead no idea what's up with you all. Ill be going over woodhead in the morning hopefully if its open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted January 17, 2018 Author Share Posted January 17, 2018 Just now, Maxine said: Haha, I was blocking the whole of Stannington Road up. You should have stayed an' demanded a ransom Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, asteener1867 said: Felt more sorry for the lad TBH....It was his car....he said just before half time...."Come on Dad, or you are gonna end up walking..." Walked up the Granellis on Wadsley lane, drove 20 yds...no f.ooker could get up the hill...Got out...set off...he managed to get home cos its main roads to Hackenthorpe.... I was fine til I got to Kirk edge rd....Its like entering another world..me glasses iced up half a mile past Worral, then Nuhiu scored, then me phone died..Then it was me versus the wilderness... You walked/trudged past me Mums chap...im a Worraller when up in S6...came back to S Wales this morning after seeing the forecast and need to get some bloomin work done...you could have kipped in the 'best room' at Mums and gone to t'Shoulder for a beer if Id still have been around...mind you id have gone to the match too and walked it back so scratch that...hahaa! Edited January 17, 2018 by Prendo's boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 2 hours ago, asteener1867 said: Felt more sorry for the lad TBH....It was his car....he said just before half time...."Come on Dad, or you are gonna end up walking..." Walked up the Granellis on Wadsley lane, drove 20 yds...no f.ooker could get up the hill...Got out...set off...he managed to get home cos its main roads to Hackenthorpe.... I was fine til I got to Kirk edge rd....Its like entering another world..me glasses iced up half a mile past Worral, then Nuhiu scored, then me phone died..Then it was me versus the wilderness... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, coopswfc76 said: Pfft young uns just text he's in bed in Audenshaw, Manchester after a drive home over woodhead no idea what's up with you all. You've misread it! He said he was in bed with Audrey Shaw! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Reight soft you northerners these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sMacLean Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, mkowl said: Reight soft you northerners these days They'd simply never cope in MK or Northampton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full fathom five Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Take my hat off to you mate, i can see Hoylandswaine roundabout from my kitchen window and it was stood in both directions so i gave it a miss tonight and listened on the radio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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