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1 minute ago, Mr. Wednesday said:

I thought none of us had girlfriends or wives, no-one told me, I thought we were all married to the Wednesday or to owlstalk or both :ph34r::ghoulguy:

damn, is there a owlstalk dating section? :columbo::stuwinky:

 

No, just a long time rule that members share pics of their other halves. Hootie shared pics of Mrs Hootie last year for e.g.

 

Amazing how many members are married to pole and lap dancers.

 

Never seen an ugly one yet.

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14 minutes ago, eddyowl123 said:

Perhaps that speaks volumes...

 

If that's the entry requirement, then here's a picture of me and mine. She doesn't like football yet, but I'm working on her. She's promised to come to Wembley this year if it happens, so I guess that's something.

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Excellent eddyowl123, nice to hear you will come together for something for a change :biggrin:

 

 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, eddyowl123 said:

Perhaps that speaks volumes...

 

If that's the entry requirement, then here's a picture of me and mine. She doesn't like football yet, but I'm working on her. She's promised to come to Wembley this year if it happens, so I guess that's something.

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Ding dong!

Well done that man.

 

And how refreshing to see a chap looking smart. Not enough folks making the effort to pull off a foppish fringe these days. Too many beards and sleeve tattoos and not enough Dicky Bows. 

No wonder the world is in chaos.

 

Proof here that the women folk still appreciate classic sartorial elegance.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Ding dong!

Well done that man.

 

And how refreshing to see a chap looking smart. Not enough folks making the effort to pull off a foppish fringe these days. Too many beards and sleeve tattoos and not enough Dicky Bows. 

No wonder the world is in chaos.

 

Proof here that the women folk still appreciate classic sartorial elegance.

 

 

 

Well said Lord Snooty.

 

Sadly missing a pocket watch though

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6 minutes ago, theowlsman said:

 

No, just a long time rule that members share pics of their other halves. Hootie shared pics of Mrs Hootie last year for e.g.

 

Amazing how many members are married to pole and lap dancers.

 

Never seen an ugly one yet.

 

Here's Mrs. Wednesday just met her online earlier on just waiting for her to arrive :columbo:

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2 minutes ago, theowlsman said:

 

Well said Lord Snooty.

 

Sadly missing a pocket watch though

 

True. Though the pocket watch has become something of a fashion conundrum as they have been misappropriated by the hipsters!

To wear or not to wear. It's a real puzzle these days. Much like a few years ago when the rabble started wearing Burberry . 

I had to burn all mine in the end. Still , it fired the boiler in the hothouse for a while, and with the rise in coal prices , that's no bad thing. 

 

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2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 2 points a game... 

 

 

*rocks back and forth, shivering, head covered by a blue and white blanket*

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Standings — English Football League - Championship

Pos.     P W D L GD Pts Form
1
Bristol City
Bristol City 1 1 0 0 2 3
W
2
Queens Park Rangers
Queens Park Rangers 1 1 0 0 2 3
W
3
Aston Villa
Aston Villa 1 1 0 0 1 3
 
4
Cardiff City
Cardiff City 1 1 0 0 1 3
W
5
Ipswich Town
Ipswich Town 1 1 0 0 1 3
W
6
Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest 1 1 0 0 1 3
W
7
Preston North End
Preston North End 1 1 0 0 1 3
W
8
Sheffield United
Sheffield United 1 1 0 0 1 3
W
9
Wolverhampton Wanderers
Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 1 0 0 1 3
W
10
Derby County
Derby County 1 0 1 0 0 1
D
11
Fulham
Fulham 1 0 1 0 0 1
D
12
Norwich City
Norwich City 1 0 1 0 0 1
D
13
Sunderland
Sunderland 1 0 1 0 0 1
D
14
Bolton Wanderers
Bolton Wanderers 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
15
Leeds United
Leeds United 0 0 0 0 0 0
 
16
Birmingham City
Birmingham City 1 0 0 1 -1 0
L
17
Brentford
Brentford 1 0 0 1 -1 0
L
18
Burton Albion
Burton Albion 1 0 0 1 -1 0
L
19
Hull City
Hull City 1 0 0 1 -1 0
 
20
Middlesbrough
Middlesbrough 1 0 0 1 -1 0
L
21
Millwall
Millwall 1 0 0 1 -1 0
L
22
Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield Wednesday 1 0 0 1 -1 0
L
23
Barnsley
Barnsley 1 0 0 1 -2 0
L
24
Reading
Reading 1 0 0 1 -2 0
L

 

 

Not great reading but nontheless.

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COMPETITIONS

Sky Bet Championship

# TEAM P W D L F A GD PTS
1 Cardiff City 6 5 1 0 11 3 8 16
2 Leeds United 6 4 2 0 12 2 10 14
3 Wolverhampton Wanderers 6 4 1 1 8 4 4 13
4 Ipswich Town 6 4 0 2 10 8 2 12
5 Sheffield United 6 4 0 2 7 5 2 12
6 Middlesbrough 6 3 1 2 7 3 4 10
7 Derby County 6 3 1 2 10 7 3 10
8 Queens Park Rangers 6 3 1 2 8 7 1 10
9 Bristol City 6 2 3 1 8 6 2 9
10 Sheffield Wednesday 6 2 3 1 7 5 2 9
11 Preston North End 6 2 3 1 3 2 1 9
12 Nottingham Forest 6 3 0 3 9 11 -2 9
13 Fulham 6 1 4 1 5 4 1 7
14 Hull City 6 2 1 3 12 12 0 7
15 Barnsley 6 2 1 3 8 8 0 7
16 Reading 6 2 1 3 5 6 -1 7
17 Norwich City 6 2 1 3 7 12 -5 7
18 Aston Villa 6 1 3 2 7 9 -2 6
19 Millwall 6 1 2 3 8 7 1 5
20 Sunderland 6 1 2 3 6 10 -4 5
21 Birmingham City 6 1 1 4 3 7 -4 4
22 Burton Albion 6 1 1 4 4 14 -10 4
23 Brentford 6 0 3 3 5 9 -4 3
24 Bolton Wanderers 6 0 2 4 4 13 -9 2

Key

Positions: Promotion 1,2. Play-offs 3,4,5,6. Relegation 22,23,24.

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Just 3 points off automatic promotion form (average of 2 pts per game). 1 point off the play offs.

 

Just lost a single game in the league all season.

 

Attractive, entertaining, football is back, and we still have FF to return. Not needed at the moment.

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morning all

*doffs flat cap to fellow committee members

Just arrived back from hols I had wifi but feckin refused to post a table that looks upside down 

t'chairman can post tables if he wants - I won't til the natural order is resumed which I hope will be in a few weeks

meanwhile I think this table has rather nice legs    

table legs.jpeg

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2 minutes ago, steelowl said:

morning all

*doffs flat cap to fellow committee members

Just arrived back from hols I had wifi but feckin refused to post a table that looks upside down 

t'chairman can post tables if he wants - I won't til the natural order is resumed which I hope will be in a few weeks

meanwhile I think this table has rather nice legs    

table legs.jpeg

 

Which reminds me of the importance of coming from behind.

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Hi All nice to be back from thew wilderness , lovely Table Tim  could do with a new one lol, sadly had to have a brief sojourn from owlstalk things got very serious with the better half , all resolved though now for the better and new duties to do but her being still with us is worth it

 

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