Greengrass Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Bran flakes that will sort you out......fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxondale Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 When Hartlepool went in front at Cardiff I was having a slash. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Everyone should drink a litre of warm salted water before going to bed tonight: Believe me ... when you wake up you will be like Usain Bolt when you dash to the pan to perform the morning ablutions! Poo Power!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Haven't had a dump today but made up for it by having a big w**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, poite said: Haven't had a dump today but made up for it by having a big w**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroswfc Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Probably something you ate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) It's not the dumping per se, it's a combination of the dumper, the timing of the dump, and the fuel intake in preparation of the dump. Not any old geezer can pull off the lucky dump as witnessed when I had to take a rest from official dumping duties, when I picked up an injury with a strained sphincter. We were on a good run at the time but I then had to let Nev take over. His taking over coincided with our loss of form, he was bloody useless at it to be fair. Then I came back from injury and ensured we reached the play-offs. It's about reading the stools too. Many on here will have witnessed my ability not only to predict a comeback, but also the next scorer. Sometimes it's not all good news though. I keep seeing Yann Kermorgant appear in my stools. Sure it means something but can't work it out yet. Turned out a good striker that lad hasn't he SiJ? Edited May 13, 2017 by theowlsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 W*nks can be lucky too but have to be performed by sexy nymphos on the official lucky halftime dumpster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Busting last year, off the coach run like wee pipe Emery to Conf. Centre....kin ell, searching people on way in, bit of a queue. Pwopper sweating now, if that security guard taps me on the belly, it will be all over, just made it with 1 nano second to spare...dead scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, sherlyegg said: wee pipe Emery bloody fooooking swear filter don't like D I C K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 It started with a pis5, I never thought that it would end like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren906 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I'm having one and it's hurting. I'm also wishing for night in with Jennifer lawerence, I'll let you know if dumping is lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 3 hours ago, SiJ said: Can confirm that I completed the holy trinity last night. The holy trinity is taking a dump in all three home stands of Hillsborough - Kop, North and now the South. All in one match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I read that the Government are introducing anti-dumping legislation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidioso Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) Call me naive, but I'm not entirely convinced that random defecation by individual supporters has a major influence on the outcome of wherever the owls may be playing. Its just my gut instinct Edited May 13, 2017 by Davidioso Spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lees Tom Cat Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Davidioso said: Call me naive, but I'm not entirely convinced that random defecation by individual supporters has a major influence on the outcome of wherever the owls may be playing. Its just my gut instinct Theowlsman tactical dumps have definitely worked in the past. We couldn't have made the play offs without them. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Davidioso said: Call me naive, but I'm not entirely convinced that random defecation by individual supporters has a major influence on the outcome of wherever the owls may be playing. Its just my gut instinct I know reyt. Ludicrous. We all know it's flicking the blood of a dead chicken about that makes the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
np pontefract Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Owly Mowly said: This is ridiculous! The game is still more than24 hours away, but for days now I've never been for so many dumps from the butterflies in my stomach! I see so many references to lucky half time dumps, and I'm hoping that all this that I'm doing is adding to the amount of luck coming our way!! Anyone else suffering with this? I have absolutely no time for "Dumpers". You Fly tippers are a blight on the countryside, have no respect for others and deserve a heavy fine or a prison sentence !!!. I'll get you Dumpers ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAmericanOwl Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 If it is... Pass me the laxatives or does texture play a role in luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinger208b Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 No... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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