Holmowl Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Statistically our results are better when theowlsman uses the wide left stall. A few posters feel he is better in the central stall, but he has had too many stinkers down the middle for my liking. Our worst spell of the season came when theowlsman got injured. He was trying too hard and got stretched at the back a bit too often. Sadly nevthelodgemoorowl couldn't reproduce the level of success we enjoyed from theowlsman. For many he was too untidy on the floor, and needed a team-mate to tidy up after him. Results were dropping off left, right and centre, but did improve once a sweeper was introduced. Fortunately, theowlsman came back for the last six games of the season, and the team enjoyed its best results since 1993, when Derrek the Deepcar Dysentery Dumper was in his prime. Rumours abound that a recurrence of his injury will keep theowlsman out of action for the play-offs. Some think it's nothing but a smokescreen, caused by a particularly dodgy vindaloo. So bored. Roll on 12 tmoz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 It's all right for some of you lads right here on OT,you can off-load your big stuff without too much trouble but for me it's a absolute nightmare.I Suffer pretty from Piles which can be pretty painful at times. AGGGGGHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, parkfieldowl14 said: It's all right for some of you lads right here on OT,you can off-load your big stuff without too much trouble but for me it's a absolute nightmare.I Suffer pretty badly from Piles which can be pretty painful at times. AGGGGGHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 2 x curries, 2 days running. Well prepared for tomorrow. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 4 hours ago, parkfieldowl14 said: Were you a defender? Tight at the back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I'm going to stick my neck out and say no, having a sh*t isn't lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 minute ago, theowlsman said: Were you a defender? Tight at the back? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, parkfieldowl14 said: Yes. Told you before I'm hardly ever wrong. The ladies on here will have poo like rabbit droppings. Eat like rabbits, rabbit like rabbits, do other stuff like rabbits, and poo like rabbits. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 minute ago, theowlsman said: Told you before I'm hardly ever wrong. The ladies on here will have poo like rabbit droppings. Eat like rabbits, rabbit like rabbits, do other stuff like rabbits, and poo like rabbits. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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