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Hasn't scoerd a single goal for us yet as he plays too deep like some kind of defensive midfielder. Not the 20 goal a season striker we need.

 

Don't like his hair.

 

Ele nao fala Ingles either.

 

Doesn't know Ronaldo.

 

His name is too short short to fit properly in to the "he's magic you know" song.

 

Apparantly he has an aversion to both coconuts and mangos, two of my favourite fruits.

 

He isn't made of Silver and his parents obviously can't spell the word either.

 

It's a no from me on this basis.

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ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

SuperMeloGoesBallisticHe'sLikeFookingMoses....

 

 

PortugeseMidfieldMachineHe'sWednesdayAndPrecocious....

 

 

GetsTheBallWeScoreAGoalHe'sTastyAsSamosas...

 

 

SuperMeloGoesBallisticHe'sLikeFookingMoses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

um diddle iddle iddle um diddle aye

um diddle iddle iddle um diddle aye....

 

lol

If that is his new song theres not a chance ill remember that!! lol

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