ramone Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I'm sat in car eating a flake yoghurt. I once glanced at a hedge.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I'm say with one finger up my arse having a pokey bum wvnk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beholder Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 just go up to him and ask him whats going on. ITS YOUR DUTY! the OP that was intended for i meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMX Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Cos you could become ITK for fvcks sake. You'd be royalty if you found out Billy was actually signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyhowsonswfc Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I'm sat at work trying to work out whether most fans are arseholes or just some. And contemplating a burrito dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrbuk Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I'm sat at work trying to work out whether most fans are arseholes or just some. And contemplating a burrito dinner. Good shout x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeonLeon Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 That's funny because I've just been on a train back from Manc Airport. I still had my Drag gear on after a heavy weekend in Lagos. Some old fella clocked me early doors and started talking about his nephew playing for United or some shiite. He said he'd commute as far as Burnley if it meant I'd go out for a Nando's with him. I flashed him my knacks and he fooked off mumbling about going to Southampton or summat. All the time a spotty faced kid was frantically tapping away at his iPad. Think he thought I was the real deal and was telling his mates. He did look abit flushed. Poor kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Talkative old man doing some young lasses head in rambling on, his nephew used to play for Blunts and now plays for Southampton but wants to move back to Sheffield, suppose he could commute to Burnley? I never post stuff like this, I'm telling the truth, I'd ask him, but he's defiantly on about Billy Blunt so can't be arsed with him turning his attention to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Ask him what the position is with ALF. He's probably got a mate called Alf. He'd appreciate the company bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867Heaven Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 Just asked him, said his nephew is Billy Sharp and just smiled when I asked if he was signing for Wednesday. Like I said, I never post things like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrbuk Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Just asked him, said his nephew is Billy Sharp and just smiled when I asked if he was signing for Wednesday. Like I said, I never post things like this. Smiled? What good's a smile? I bet it was JBA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam779 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 (edited) What kind of smile was it? Did he have well looked after teeth? Any cold sores or blemishes around the lips? Edited August 7, 2013 by Sam779 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I think the time has come to close this board down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867Heaven Posted August 7, 2013 Author Share Posted August 7, 2013 Just a smile, I was getting off, don't normally pester old men for information, regardless of the reasons why, complete truth though. O and as a side note, the guy was coming to Sheffield to meet family here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLS about that? Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Just a smile, I was getting off, don't normally pester old men for information, regardless of the reasons why, complete truth though. O and as a side note, the guy was coming to Sheffield to meet family here..... Was he senile?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 So he's name dropping, to try and kop off with a young girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Bet the cflap had his dressing gown on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagmeister Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Bet the cflap had his dressing gown on ...... and thinking it was smoking jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TC OWL Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 I thought the close season was over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBoyBeevers Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 What kind of smile was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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